AN:jeezus im so bored!wha day is it..sunday?my god,sundays suck ass!actually...its monday now.huh.anyway,yea im so bored im actually gonna TRY to finish off some of my storys,or one,cool huh?yea it is.so let's start with...this excorsism one.here's a disclaimer:

Disclaimer:hello!i don't own anything...my mom spent all our money on shoes,and skirts without buying tops to match!so sad...

Okay,and another thing.at the end of the move Emily Rose dies.sorry if you didn't see it im ruining it,but yes.i decided,that i will NOT KILL 2D,cuz then i'll wanna write a sequel and all that shit,so here's a story.i dont think i got any reviews...oh well im bored

last chap...yay

Eoluge or wtvr it is...sorta in a way.for this chapter yes

The excorsismses...es went on,twice a month,for three months,each attempt unsuccessful.2D had only gotten more tired looking (more?),and sick.It was actually getting pretty ridiculous.And thus,Murdoc lost his patience...so unsuspecting.

Now we begin!

Noodle sat at the table with an exsausted 2D,who had his head in his arm and was drifting into sleep,while Russel stoodby the stove cooking breakfast,casting caring and concerned glances at the younger man.The silence was broken by the sound of boots stomping on the floor.(who could THAT be?)Murdoc entered the kitchen,a smug smile on his face.His fellow bandmates knew it probably was NOT a good sign.

"Well,I have good news."the bassist announced."I've finally found the right man for Stu's excorsism."2D perked up.

"'Eally Muds?"he asked,as if he was a five year old just told he would be getting a puppy.Murdoc nodded at him,when the doorbell rang.

"Oh,tha' must be him."Murdoc said.He looked over the room,and his eyes fell on Noodle.

"Go get tha' love"he commanded with a crooked smile.Noodle glared at him as she left to answer the door.The men waited for her to come back,and when she finally did,she had a hick in her wake.

"Where's the damned?"the hick asked,staring at Noodle's retreating ass.(perverted sob!)Russel glared at him for this while Murdoc chose to ignore it,even though he seemed a bit angry.He jabbed his thumb at 2D,who waved happily.

"Are you the guy who's gonna fix'sh me?"he asked excitedly.

"Yup"the hick replied,and he pulled out a shotgun and shot in the stomach.Noodle jumped up and began screaming like hell broke loose while Russel ran to call 911,or whatever the British dail.Murdoc took a moment to understand what the hell just happened.His eyes wandered from the shotgun,to a panicked Noodle,and then to 2D,who was on the floor,shirt drenched in blood and gasping for air.After twenty seconds,he understood and imediatly pounced on the hick.

"WOT-"he screamed punching the hick,"THE"another punch,"HELL IS"yet another in the gut"WRONG"punch in the nose"WITH YOU!"

He stood up agian gasping,covered in the other man's blood.The hick looked at him in bewilderment.

"Sir,you told me to!"he said getting up.Before he could get up agian though,Murdoc punched him square in the face.

"Now I might lose me pretty-cover boy!"he yelled angrily,pulling out his hair."Shit,damnit,fack,holy mother of..."and many other profanitys streamed out of his mouth whileRussel soon ran into the room with paramedics,who immediatly began taking 2D back to thier truck.

"C'mon you two,let's follow them to the hospital."the drummer said after the paramedics and 2D left the room.Before they left though,Murdoc and Russel made sure to give the hick a good ass kicking.

SWOOOSH!AT THE HOSPITAL!IT SMELLS FUNNY...

The band members waited in the waiting room for the return of thier singer. Russel flippedthrough a upside down magazine,while Noodle sat silently crying.Murdoc had been,outside smoking non-stop for three hours strait.Suddenly,the hospital wing doors open and 2D strolled out,his chest bandaged up,looking down at all the new meds he would be addicted to soon.Murdoc ran inside when he realized 2D just got out and walked up to his singer.

"Eh...you alrigh'?"he asked in a low voice,trying to hide his concern.2D smiled at him.

"Actually,I think your idea worked!"he answered happily."I feel way better now,thankyou so much."He then hugged the bassist he stood there frozen for a while,until he finally hugged back.A Kodack moment...serously,when does Murdoc hug?Next came Russel,who did not want to crush 2D,so he simply patted him on the back.

"Nice to have you back man."he said,concern still in the American's voice.Then it was Noodle,who immediatly hugged him.

"Oh 2Dsan,I was so worried."she chocked out while 2D hugged her back.After a while,she still did not let go and Murdoc had to pull them apart muttering,"If that dullard wasn't hurt I would..."and continued his mumbling while he drove back to KongStudios,as 2D spread his arms out,and pretended to fly.FINI

Alrighty then that's it.UH yeah...so bye

1:05 a.m.