A/N: Hello, hello! First off, thank you all so much for reviewing! Now, I've finally gotten off my fat… sofa to write the last instalment, just for you. I hope it lives up to everyone's expectaions!Enjoy!

Somebody's Funeral

A sudden pain as he awakes
To ladies gathering.
No sense could the Ottsel make
To why his ears did ring.

"You've killed him! Oh, my Mar!"
"No, I didn't mean to, I…"
"He did travel pretty far!"
"Did you see him fly?"

Confused, the orange ball sat up
Not knowing where he was.
A lady handed him a cup,
While making quite a fuss.

"I'm sorry," the girl did exclaim,
Her voice so filled with fear,
Towards the injured, quite in pain.
She shed a silent tear.

"Oh, come on now," he then replied,
Now getting to his feet.
"I'm fine, no sweat! (Just please don't cry…)"
He mumbled through his teeth.

A dream, the orange one did muse,
A nightmare, he corrected,
Now, no longer so confused.
He'd never be rejected…

Perhaps a sign, he wondered.
Perhaps, time to repent?
The Ottsel now did ponder
On what the dream had meant.

How terrible and real it felt,
The strike that never came.
It was this girl, who knelt,
Beside him, dealt him all the pain.

The lass then gave a little grin.
"You're lucky he's alive!"
The older lady did begin,
With anger in her eyes.

"The ceremony will start soon,
"We need to act right now!
"Quickly, get him to his room!"
She ordered with a frown.

"We need the best man prepped, ok?
"Do something with that eye!
"If Tess finds out about today…"
"One of us will die!"

The girl obeyed and left with haste,
One battered, in her care.
She surely did not want to taste
The fury Tess would share!

Indeed, the little maid of honour,
Sweet as she may be,
Could unleash many horrors
To defend her poor baby!

The orange one was rushed away,
Still in quite a daze.
Closed his eyes as he did sway
Into a dreamy haze…

Snuggled up against her breast,
The furry one did sleep
Welcoming much needed rest
During this retreat.

Alas, the young girl noticed not,
And eased into a run
She just had to fix him up
To hide what she had done!

Pitter-patter, oh, so light
Around the corner came.
The girl was greeted with a sight
That almost made her scream.

"Oh my gosh! My baby!"
Tess ran towards the two.
And the poor lass hoped, just maybe,
She wouldn't see the bruise.

The End

Draegoness: I know, I know. A little anticlimactic, but I try my best. Ha, ha! No Jak and Tess pairing in my stories! Tess and Dax Just belong together! -cough-profile-cough- I'm glad to see that you know exactly who I'm talking about without me ever mentioning Jak or Daxter's name in the main text. Did anyone even notice that?

Anyway, Dax's the best man and Tess is the maid of honour. Yep, there's a wedding and I think you can guess who the lucky two are. -wink-wink-

So, was it good? Was it bad? Should I write more of these? Please review and tell me what you think!