Yea…so I was rereading Shadow Feather…and I just had to make this extra chapter. It's just a silly little thing I thought up while I was bored and alone. Nothing serious…just kinda funy. And I wanted Shadow Feather to see the front page one last time.
And yea…this is a cop-out for the lack of update in Angel Memories as well.
Disclaimer: I don't own the people or places mentioned below.
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I'll disclaim your mom.
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Shadow Feather: Bonus Track
Collateral
(my Bad)
"What in the HELL happened here?" The small goat man fell to his knees (which one would think is difficult if you take a look at his picture) and let his jaw fall to the floor beneath him. His pupils shrank as though trying to hide from the scene before him. With shaking hands, he reached down and picked up a piece of the ceiling. After inspecting the piece of stone for a moment, it crumbled and blew away with a passing breeze. "Where…where did that breeze come from?" the creature glanced around the lobby with hollow eyes. "We are inside, there SHOULDN'T BE BREEZES!"
"Oh calm down Phil." A tall muscular man stepped carefully over a pillar that lay in the middle of the floor. He stopped next to the prostrate man and kicked idly at a suspension beam that lay at his feet. "This isn't all that bad."
The bearded creature turned on the man. His eyes regained their regular pupil size and then filled with rage. He stood up and brushed roof shingles off his knees. For several seconds, he stared incredulously at the demi-god in front of him. "Not so bad?" His voice was quiet but dangerous. "Not so bad you say…" Once again he bent down and retrieved a stone from the rubble he was standing on. He hefted the rock in his hand and then whipped it at his companion's skull. It flew true and smashed loudly against the hero's head. Surprised but unhurt, the man brushed the pieces that had fallen onto his shoulder away.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST THREW AT YOU?" Philocetes exploded violently.
"Erm…no?" the muscle man said carefully. Phil shook with rage and stomped his tiny hooves on the stone beneath his them.
"That…was a piece…OF THE SOUTHEASTERN WALL!" He struggled to bring himself under control. After ten deep breaths he spoke again. "Do you know where we are right now, Herc?"
"The lobby," Hercules replied with growing suspicion.
Phil nodded with a smiling face and patted Hercules on the shin with mock affection. "Good job. Now…do you understand the fact that the Southeaster wall is on the COMPLETE OPPOSITE END OF THE COLISEUM?" With that outburst, Phil's face began to turn a sickly deep shade of red. Hercules took a step back and then peered through an enormous hole in the lobby wall.
"Was," he said meekly.
Phil stopped shaking and turned a terrifying eye on the hero. "What…do you mean by…'was'?"
Hercules took another step back and leaned against a pillar with discomfort. The pillar shattered and crumbled instantly but Hercules caught himself with a stumble. He smiled weakly and rubbed the back of his head. "The Southeast wall was on…the opposite…side…of a moment, Phil looked as though he had turned to stone. He remained completely silent and made no movement except for the occasional involuntary twitch. Then, with a sigh, the man looked up at Hercules and smiled weakly. "Well crap." Stepping carefully he levered himself onto the largest pile of rubble he could find, resting on top of locker that had somehow made its way to ground level from the underground locker rooms. "Well you should probably get to work if we want to be ready for Kingdom Hearts 2."
"What?" Hercules said.
And then the fourth wall broke.
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I had originally mean this to be longer…but decided…not to…have it be that way.
I think it's funny. Erm…I kind of have nothing else to say. Have a nice day everybody…and the next chapter of Angel Memories will be out by the end of Tuesday. Tonight if I get lucky. Feel free to IM me and tell me to get my ass to work. Screenname is dontevenbother76.