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"Sasha, Sasha," the chibi-Raz proclaimed mightily. "You have captured my soul, my mind, and my heart."

The chibi-Sasha would've been comical under any other circumstances, with little sunglasses and everything. "Oh Razputin, I have no time for love. I am a Psychonaut. You know I believe in control over emotions."

The chibi-Raz collapsed and began to beat the floor with both hands. "Oh no, oh why? My heart is broken! How will I go on?" The chibi's head jerked up. "Oh no, Lili!"

The chibi-Lili was just scary. Certain people are not meant to be chibis, and Lili was one of them. Raz's jaw dropped just looking at the chibi-Lili. Becky froze. Before the shock could really set in, the chibi-Lili was speaking.

"Raz, how could you! I never want to see you again!" with that, the evil actress fled the scene, but now before throwing a pie at chibi-Raz, who let out a wail of agony and curled into the fetal position.

The chibi-Sasha walked over to chibi-Raz and wrapped his arms around him. In the audience, Raz's cheeks went bright red as he imagined that happening in real life. The chibi-Sasha rubbed the chibi-Raz's back and then – Raz groaned – kissed him. Violin music played in the background as chibi-Sasha clearly used his tongue. Oh God, Raz thought, please let this be a horrible, horrible nightmare.

Then the two chibi-actors parted for air (thank God!) and the chibi-Sasha said in a cheesy way, "I cannot love you forever, Razputin. You must carry on with your life, because I am too old for you, as well as your superior. Go to your true love, Raz! Go and make her the happiest girl in the world."

Flower appeared, still dressed like a beatnik, and came into sight under a heart-shaped pink spotlight. "And so Raz did appear before Becky, wanting to declare his love for her no matter how unlikely the return of his feelings would be."

The scene changed to that of a – Becky did a double check – Caribbean cruise ship.

It was at that point the REAL Lili entered the theater, unnoticed, and sat down in the back to watch the play unfold.

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Author's Notes: I know it's a little short, but I'm running out of ideas, so sue me. This piece of randomness was written in precisely 18 minutes. A new record!