ZOOLANDER
A/N: Heyo readers! Before you send angry emails about my lack of updates, please, let me explain. I have fallen ill to school, work and drama club and have been unable to sleep, let alone write. So here is my latest instalment of 'Caitlin Todd's High School Reunion'. Enjoy and review. Toodles!
PS. You should all thank Kap0w, who bugged me unmercifully to update. Sticks tongue out Get off my back Kap0w! Gosh, she's like an ant! I hate ants!
"H-hi, Travis," Kate stumbled, fiddling with her hair.
Travis looked her over approvingly.
"Hey-" He stared at her blankly.
"Kate, Kate Todd." Kate said, grinning madly.
"Kate, right," Travis said, shrugging off his mistake. He still had a confused expression on his face.
"We had homeroom together," Kate offered.
It suddenly dawned on him who she was. Hedid a double take and looked Kate up and down. Travis nodded appreciatively.
"Wow, you look – different." He stated "Hot." Travis added, winking at her.
Tony put an arm around Kate's waist.
"Yeah, she does, doesn't she," Tony said, glaring at Travis.
Kate giggled school girlishly.
"Kate, can I talk to you for a minute?" Tony asked, before quickly dragging her into a secluded corner.
Kate snapped to attention.
"What are you doing?" She hissed.
"Saving you from yourself!" Tony whispered.
"I don't need your help!" Kate said indignantly.
"I know you, Kate, and during the duration of our…whatever you call it, I've noticed several things that are very un-Kateish. Seductive film clips (A/N: reference to my other fic 'Take It Off'), wet T-shirt contests…"
"Okay, I get it," Kate snapped.
"I'm worried you'll do something you'll regret," Tony replied softly.
"Well don't." She glared at him "I'm a big girl, Tony, I can take care of myself!"
"Is that what you really want, Kate?" Tony asked. "Travis didn't appreciate you then and he doesn't now!"
Not like I do, he thought to himself.
Kate looked shocked.
"You're just another conquest to add to his collection," Tony said.
"You'd know all about that, wouldn't you!" Kate snapped.
"Yeah, I do," he said softly, looking her in the eye.
Kate turned away.
"You'll blow our cover!" Tony hissed.
"Who cares!" Kate shot back "It's not like we'll see these people ever again!"
With that she strode off, leaving Tony standing there, stunned.
Kate took another sip of her drink, pretending to look interested.
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"So we were, like, four points down and had one minute to go…" Travis was talking animatedly.
Blah, blah, blah.
He may be cute, but God, he's shallow, arrogant and…dull.
Kate smiled to show she was listening.
What did I see in this guy? Kate thought to herself. He's no Tony…
Kate had to pinch herself.
What the hell is wrong with? You don't like Tony!
"Kate?"
The voice brought her back to reality.
"Yes Tony?" She answered, before realising the mistake she made.
"Tony?" Travis asked, confused "It's Travis, T-R-A-V-S, I mean T-R-A-V-I-S…"
Kate stifled a laugh.
He's like Zoolander.
Kate's mind wandered back to the time Tony had done 'Zoolander' impersonations. He had everyone in stitches. Then Gibbs had walked in and whacked him across the head.
She burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Travis asked.
"Oh, nothing," Kate answered, composing herself "just a joke I remembered from earlier."
Travis started talking again.
I don't like Tony, I don't!
If you don't like him, why do you keep bringing him up? A voice said from out of nowhere.
Kate shrugged off the irritating fact that she was going crazy and answered the voice – in her head of course.
We're friends, nothing else.
Don't give me that crap! I'm you – I know all your excuses! You think he's gorgeous, you want to kiss him... You want to hug him... You want to love him... You want to hug him... You want to smooch him... You want to...
When did I start quoting Miss Congeniality?
Around the 53rd time you watched it – don't change the subject! What was the subject?
You think I like Tony.
No – I know you like Tony. He's sweet, caring, intelligent and extremely cute.
And arrogant, rude and annoying.
Yeah, but we like that.
True…no, what am I saying!
Take a chance on love, live a little, like you did in college. What do you have to lose?
Kate turned her attention back to Travis, who was still talking. She looked around for Tony, who was chatting with her friends.
It was crazy, but maybe the voice was right.
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A mysterious figure stood alone in the shadows, surveying the scene before her. Her eyes narrowed and her hand tightened around the cold, metallic item in her purse. With an evil glint in her eye, she smiled.
That bitch is going down.
A/N: Wow, the suspense. All due to my new addiction of The Bold and the Beautiful. Sad, I know. I will then wait for the flood of mocking emails. Giggle. So review and enjoy laughing at me. I know Kap0w will!
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