SUPER EUGENE
A/N: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the latest chapter of 'CTHSR' (I abbreviate as I'm too lazy to write the whole damn title).
Previously on CTHSR –Lindy was revealed as a nun.
Cindy is still a bitch, but Kate put her in her place.
Travis showed up, creating a new pairing – the 'Kavis'.
He couldn't spell his name.
Kate started hearing voices, which convinced her she was in love with Tony (TATE shippers bow down to voices).
Oh, and some mysterious woman shows up with a gun, no biggie.
Enjoy!
"Look, Travis, you're cute and everything, but I think I made a terrible mistake." Kate spoke up, interrupting Travis's boring tale on football. "There's someone else I'm meant to be with."
"Who said anything about us being together?" Travis said, laughing, "I thought we were just going to fool around for a bit."
Kate stared at him, disgusted.
"What the hell is going on here?" A high-pitched voice shrieked.
"Mindy!" Travis cried, looking fearful. The room went silent, and Kate started to edge away from what would soon become a scene.
"Surprised, Travis?" Mindy asked, smiling, a strange glint in her eyes.
"You weren't due to be releases from the hospital for a few more months!" Travis exclaimed, in a loud whisper.
"Oh, I couldn't possibly miss my reunion!" Mindy said, "to catch up with my friends."
She grabbed Travis by the shirt.
"I expected you to fool around, but not with this!" She gestured towards Kate.
"Excuse me!" Kate cried, indignantly, but her cry was ignored.
Mindy strode towards the other side of the room.
"Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in," Mindy said, staring haughtily at Cindy "who knew the wicked bitch of the west would've showed up."
"Mindy, darling," Cindy said, smiling "how's the mental institution these days?"
There was murmuring in the crowd. Mindy reached into her bag.
BANG!
"Shut up!" She screamed, waving her gun around. The room went silent. Mindy turned towards Cindy and held the gun to her forehead. "What I wouldn't do to put a bullet through your botox filled head."
"Don't do this Mindy!" A voice spoke up. The crowd parted and Lindy stepped forward. "Don't throw your life away."
"Oh, look who it is, Saint Linda, come to save the day," Mindy retorted "Don't act so high and noble, you forget that while we were buying dresses, you were buying your latest hit of cocaine. Don't talk to me about throwing your life away!"
"I've changed," Lindy said, taking a step towards Mindy "you can change too!"
"Just put the gun down," Kate took a step forward, "before you do something you'll regret."
"Katie, poor Katie, the class miracle. Lose some weight, and you think you can save the world." Mindy sneered at Kate. "I should've had your life, the hot body, the hot boyfriend, but look at me! I'm insane!" She laughed madly.
BANG!
More shots were fired and everyone except Lindy, Cindy, Travis, Kate and Tony hit the ground.
"This isn't about me, Mindy, this is about you," Kate said calmly, as though she was talking to a suspect, "it's not too late to get help."
"Help!" Mindy yelled, "I've been getting help for the past eight years, and look what it's done to me!"
"She just wants some attention, ignore her and she'll go away," Cindy yelled.
"Yeah, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?" Mindy screamed "Miss-if-I-put-out-I'll-get-noticed. All this is your fault! I hated living in your shadow. You were prettier, your dad had more money, and all the guys loved you. And I got your leftovers. Including him!" Mindy pointed to Travis.
Kate edged towards Tony, and he wrapped his arms around her, pulling her to his chest and holding her tightly.
"Can I just quickly say I'm sorry?" Kate whispered.
"Forget about it, it's not your fault," Tony whispered back "how were you to know some girl would go crazy."
"I should never have listened to Abby," Kate muttered.
"I just have one question for you, Cindy," Mindy said, fiddling with the safety "how the hell did you put up with Travis for five years in high school? It's him that's driven me to this – his constant cheating, boring stories and the fact he's so damn dumb! Miss Piggy over there couldn't put up with him for an hour! How the hell did you do it?"
"I didn't." Cindy answered simply.
"What?" Everyone in the room asked.
"Travis and I were never really together," Cindy said, "we just went to dance and other public events together. I needed a hot boyfriend to keep up my reputation and Travis needed to hide the fact he was gay."
"What?" Everyone in the room asked.
"You're gay?" Mindy asked, shocked.
"Well, not really," Travis replied. "I'm bi-sexual."
"You sleep with men?" Mindy repeated, for her own benefit.
Travis nodded.
"Consider this moment my official coming out ceremony," He said.
"This is the craziest reunion ever," Tony whispered to Kate, "are you glad you came now?"
"Oh, yeah!" Kate muttered.
"Arg!" Mindy screamed. "This cannot be happening!" Mindy started waving her gun around.
There were sirens outside, growing louder.
Suddenly, there was a flash of black and a gunshot rang out.
"You're under arrest…"
"Wait a minute!" Cindy cried, "You've got the wrong girl."
The man was arresting Lindy, not Mindy.
"Detective Eugene Sandler, FBI."
Kate gasped with shock. It was Eugene.
"We've been monitoring 'Sister Linda' and her convent for several months now. House of God, my ass. It's a drug lab in a church!" Eugene said, cuffing Lindy. "You and your fellow nuns are going away for a long time."
The local police entered the hall and cuffed Mindy, leading her away and handing her over to two men wearing white coats. Two FBI agents took Lindy from Eugene and led her away.
"Kate," Eugene said, smiling "time has only made your beauty grow."
"For once, Eugene, I'm glad to see you," Kate laughed. "I'd like you to meet someone," Kate pulled Tony forward "this is Tony, my date."
Kate squeezed his hand and smiled. Tony grinned back.
A/N: So, how'd you like that? Don't worry, there's still more to come, including more TATE!
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