taking hell and breaking it Chapter 3, an inuyasha fanfic

A/n: yes I am updating again. Well I hope that you're happy. Well I know you don't wanna read a big authors note so here's the next chappie.

Kagome was skateboarding to her new school. Hell in her opinion. Oh she couldn't wait. Well, actually she could but oh well. So, she was boarding in the middle of the road to piss people off (I know that out of character but it vital). She thought it was hilarious.

Well apparently to day wasn't her lucky day. She was riding peacefully as something hit her from behind. She turned to see some jackasses in a black corvette. The car was adorned with red to white skulls surrounded by an ire mist. (It was kick ass she had to admit) inside was Miroku (wearing black baggy Tripp pants and a black shirt that read:" Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.") and Inuyasha(who was wearing black jeans and a black shirt that said" Just be glad I'm not your kid.").

"What the s your deal can't ya see I'm boarding here you ing bakas?" said a very agitated raven haired chick.

"Well, damn it don't skate in the middle of the road whench," said a very amused/aggravated silver hair half demon.

"The names Ka-go-me. Learn, use it, and respect it. Now say it with me Ka-go-me," said a very off Kagome.

"My greatest apologies Lady Kagome," said Miroku as he swiftly put his hand on her ass.

"Hentia"

'SMACK' and you know he sure as hell deserved it.

"Miroku will you ever learn," asked Inuyasha in a very bored tone.

"I can't help it my hands have a mind of their own; I swear," said the stupid lech.

"Okay god damn it. You ass wipes k now my name so what the hell is ya'll s"

"My names Miroku Hoshi," said Miroku as he out streaked his hand only to be denied.

"Inuyasha learn it, love it, respect it, just don't use it," said an annoyed Inuyasha.

"Psh, what ya going to do about it, if I do Inuyasha?" asked a highly annoyed Kagome.

Inuyasha ran towards Kagome and tackled her to the ground and in a low deathly whisper said "Lets just say this half breed knows more than one way to kill." Kagome pushed off Inuyasha Then she started laughing and laughing. Pretty soon she was on the floor laughing.

5 min later.

"You done yet cuz I'm late for school and you're pissing me off whench," said Inuyasha

"Okay this is the last time I'm saying this my name is not whench, its not anything other than Kagome. So say it with me, Ka-Go-Me," she said in an agitated voice. "Now what school do you guys go to?"

"Shikon High, what about you?" asked Inuyasha while Miroku just sat there like he was invisible.

"Same now do me favor and please give me a lift."

"Why should we?"

"Cuz I'm new and late and I said so"

"And I'm going to listen to a human,"

"No, you're going to listen to a miko," said Kagome,"Now if you would just…."(she was interrupted by a hand on her ass)

"HENTIA" 'SMACK' Kagome had to once again hit Miroku. (A/N: Lmfao sorry he was gone for to long)

"Well now that that you've knocked out the pervert who's gonna drive?"

"I will, just get me his keys," said Kagome while looking at Miroku's keys on his crotch.

"Oh hell no," said Inuyasha as he vigorously shook his head.

"Oh come on, please, please, please, here use this stick" said Kagome as she magically acquired a 5 ft stick.

(I was thinking of ending it here and not typing up the rest of this chap and put up the next little bit tomorrow but I'm feeling nice.)

"Fine damn whench"

"I am not a whench now get the key ing baka," she yelled at Inuyasha.

"Fine, but first you gotta calm the down," said Inuyasha as he used the stick to acquire the keys.

"I am calm. Now please hand me the keys," said Kagome in a sweet and innocent tone.

"I have no idea why the hell, I'm letting some stranger drive, but what the hell," Inuyasha muttered to himself.

"NOW LETS GO!" yelled Kagome as she turned on the radio to here Slipknot

Go!

Stapled shut, inside and ouside would and I'm
Sealed in tight, but right at home
Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm
Catostrophic, not again
I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline
I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene
Catch me upon all your sordid little insurrections,
I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle

Fray the stings
Throw the sheathes
Hold your breath
And listen!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm
Wiggled like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt
Pay attention to your twisted little indiscrestions
I've got no right to way, I'm just caught up all the battles

Locked in flesh
Pushed in place
Hold your breath
And listen!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

My end
It justifies my means
All I have to do is delay
I'm given time to evade
The end of the road is my end
It justifies my means
All I have to do is delay
I'm haven't time to evade
THE END OF THE ROAD!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OH!

(Before I Forget- slipknot)

They finally arrived at school, trying to figure out why the hell they were there. Meanwhile Miroku, who had been in the backseat knocked out, was just waking up and realizing where he was.

"Okay who the was driving MY car!" yelled Miroku angrily.

"I did now shut the up and welcome to hell," said Kagome.

A/N: WOW I have a total of 9 reviews I feel so effin loved. Now ii would like to thank the reviewers from last chapter:

FireGoddess528- yah I know but you'll see why its important later on

Fiona McKinnon- thanks I know its short but the chapters will get longer

klutzyspaz- you are why I updated so here ya go don't cry). Well, remember the more reviews I get the faster I update. Oh I started on chapter 6 today so now I have lets see 3 chapters to type up still. The reason I update so slow is I hate to type things I've already written so it just annoys me. Well, see ya next update.