Hogwarts Intranet

by EpitomeofDistraction

Hogwarts get an Intranet....something like the concept of a muggle Internet, except it is for Hogwarts students only. Instant Messaging, surfing the sites, and...finding love? HarryXsomeone

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own Hogwarts, Harry, or anything else like that. I also don't own the internet or Instant Messaging……why would you think I did?

1Hogwarts Intranet

Congratulations! You have successfully installed the Hogwarts Intranet Instant Messaging service. You can now use HIIM anytime you have your Intranet server.

Add Friends- the following people will be added to your list of friends:

BehindaBook

CannonLvnQT06

h3r80106y 80y

Miss Scarlet with the Candle Stick

WestHamRocksMySocks!

BigIrishBoi

BehindaBook is available for conversation.

CannonLvnQT06 is available for conversation.

The following people have been invited to a conversation:

BehindaBook

CannonLvnQT06

BehindaBook: Hi Harry! Finally got signed up, huh?

Mr. Average: I'm not too good with computers.

BehindaBook: The Hogwarts Intranet in nothing like a muggle computer!

CannonLvnQT06: Whatever, Herm. Hey, Harry.

Mr. Average: Hello.

CannonLvnQT06: Nice name. Very unique.

Mr. Average: Thanks. I like it.

Mr. Average: Where are you guys? I was looking for you earlier to help me with this thing.

BehindaBook: I've been in the library since it opened. I thought I'd get a head start on my N.E.W.T. studying.

CannonLvnQT06: I'm in the kitchens. I ran into Dobby in the loo, and he invited me down.

Mr. Average: You know it's October, right Herm?

CannonLvnQT06: 'Mione, you're insane.

BehindaBook: I said it was a head start.

CannonLvnQT06: Whatever.

CannonLvnQT06: What are your plans for today, you two?

BehindaBook: Studying.

Mr. Average: I was thinking about looking around and getting used to this new intranet device.

BehindaBook: It's fascinating, isn't it?

CannonLvnQT06: Some of the upper year students are setting up some "Mature" sites. I can help you get them, if you'd like. wink

BehindaBook: Ron!

Mr. Average: Er, no, I think I'll pass.

CannonLvnQT06: Your loss.

BehindaBook: I'm sure.

CannonLvnQT06: Well, I'm going to go. The house elves are bringing in some delicious-looking scones.

BehindaBook: I'd better get back to studying.

Mr. Average: Alright. Have fun, the two of you. See you at dinner?

BehindaBook: Okay.

CannonLvnQT06: Of course! See you then.

BehindaBook: Bye.

Mr. Average: Bye.

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