Author's note
I am sooooooooooo sorry about not updating! My Boxer Dutchess just died and my mom's mean and soooo much homework and I take soooooo long to get to and from school! ARRGGGG, I HATE CANCER! Dutchie was too young at only five! Just the way she looked at me, she was in soo much PAIN! My life is in complete turmoil, but I haven't forgotten about you guys, and I am sooo sorry about the long wait, but be patient with me just a little longer! I will update chapter 4 soon! It's called "Dirty little Secret", and its really funny. Just wait a little long, and I promise to update ASAP. Thank you very much and may ur swords stay sharp!
P.S. YES FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME I HAVE READ ERAGON AND THE ELEST TOO! TEN FLIPPING TIMES FOR BOTH AND YES THIS IS A CROSSOVER. And no, I wasn't yelling. The caps were so people defiantly saw the p.s.