Rough: I love Johnny and Zim! They are my life.

Shim: Wow, really? Pathetic!

Rough: Shut up!

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

"Come on, get up…. Johnny! Johnny! Get up! It's a new day! Happy!"

Johnny slowly opened his eyes to see Nail bunny floating over his head. He pulled the covers over his head. "Bunny, as much as I hate sleep, uh, let me. I'm so tired from being up all night."

"Thinking again?"

"Yea. I just can't get enough of the stars and the sunrise. Its just so magical on how something can be so beautiful."

"You seem to be an expert in this situation, Nny" said a voice. Johnny looked from under the covers to see the doughboys staring into his eyes. "Go away and let me sleep."

"You say that like you don't like us, Nny. We love you. Now love us back." Said Psycho Doughboy.

"There is nothing to love except us." Said Mr. Eff. "You have no family."

Johnny jumped up and pointed at them. "Don't you talk to me about family!" he screamed.

He walked slowly to the window.

"Name someone you have except us."

Johnny looked out the window. Then looked back. "I can't." he said with a frown. "I have no family and I have no happy."

((SKOOL))

Gaz was staring at the teacher just waiting for the bell to ring. The teacher was so boring and it seemed like the classroom was getting smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller.

And smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller.

"ALL RIGHT ALREADY! WE GET IT TEACHER YOUR BORING AND WE NEED NOTHING UNSLESS WE WANT SOMETHING! AND ALL I WANT FROM YOU IS TO SHUT UP!" she screamed.

She walked toward the door with her books and started for the door.

"Uh, excuse me Gaz, were do you think your going, class hasn't ended yet.

Gaz looked at him in the eyes and pointed to the clock and then the bell sounded. She walked out of the room but ran toward the door.

She was racing toward the door screaming "UNCLE JOHNNY!" when she smacked into the doors. Zim came up to her and looked down. "Can I help you, another Earth Human. Which I am, human, and not an alien."

Gaz looked up at him and put him into a headlock. "What did you say to me! HUH!" Zim threatened to perform combat, but Gaz could not hear what he was saying through the choking. She noticed Dib racing up to her.

"Gaz! What are you doing! STO…oh, its Zim. Never mind, continue." He said and walked out through the doors whistling. Gaz let go of Zim and smacked him across the face and walked out of the doors following Dib.

Dib was heading home, but Gaz took him by the collar and said to him "We are going to meet Uncle Johnny. Now!"

Dib pushed her off. "No way. Dad told us to stay away from him."

"Well Dads not here." She said and she pushed him on the ground and dragged him there, while Dib was screaming on the way.

Rough: I'm sorry this chapter is oh so short. NEXT ONE WILL BE LONGER! I promise.