King of Kings: Merry Mamodo Holidays

Chapter 1: the ice show

A/N: As usual, I do not own one piece nor Zatch bell. Because I know you fans are waiting for King of Kings: Battle Royale, here's your Christmas gift for being patient and for not sticking firecrackers up snork's butts. Besides I think it's cute if there was ice show with the straw hats and the mamodos. The character Yuki doesn't belong to me but my sweet kitten girlfriend and she'd pretty much have to participate because she is using her ice powers to freeze a huge lake for the show. The following fanfic might contain spoilers to KoK:BR so watch out. After the show there will be a party afterwards.

As Zatch and Luffy's friends show up in the lake Luffy wonders why is he and his new friends are near the lake then the ultra mysterious, ultra cute, and ultra cool mamodo Yuki just smiles and uses her powers to freeze the entire pond, making it into a ice rink, and resulting in hundreds of snorks freezing like popsicles, Yuki notices the frozen little buggers and just goes "eh". "we're gonna do a ice show for our fans and besides it's Christmas" a rather happy Yuki replied while smiling and wearing a Santa hat, "oh and Usopp here are some ice skates I got you, merry Christmas" says Yuki as she gives her best friend Usopp some skates which makes him reply "oh Yuki, I also have something for you" then he gives her skates too and a autographed photo of himself but looking like a bishonen. Then Fulgore and Megumi donated their money to me the author so I can get a theater made around the lake.

As the actors were readying the props and their costumes, Sanji accidentally enters the room where the girls were changing and he sees Suzy in her winter costume and he yells out "fist of the bloody nose" before his nose shoots out blood and he faints with a huge smile on his face, the girls were worried that if Sanji is unable to skate, the fans will be turned off and they suggest that bon clay should replace him but then Sanji suddenly gets revived and yells out "HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA GOILS! I AM NOT GONNA GET REPLACED BY THAT FEATHERED FLAMER! (might be changed to be less offensive) then Nami excitedly says "wow, you're back to life, now hurry we got a show to do."

"Ladies and gentlemen, Pokemon and Digimon, mamodos and pirates, we present the One Piece/Zatch Bell Christmas Ice Show…LIVE! This show is brought to you by 4KIDS brand cookies, cookies so good you'll say "hey you son of a bch! These are rice balls!" and The Pizza Cat, the only restaurant that is better than the Cat Café and home of the Samurai piz…hey what is shampoo doing here? Look if it's about the cat café crack I… oh no. AAAAAAHHHHH! (the screen shows an image of Ed from "Ed, Edd, n Eddy spilling gravy on the controls and the words "please stand by") ok, and we're back and oh no, security didn't get shampoo! AAAAAHHHH! (the screen now shows an image of the XANA logo and the words "something invaded our media, please stand by") is she gone? Good! and now for our first act it's Suzy Mizuno and the Mamodos!"

("Winter Wonderland" plays in background)

Then Suzy in a cute winter outfit skates around and then the mamodos follow her lead (Zatch, Kanchome, Tia, Ponygon, Yuki, Kolulu, Nya, and Yopopo) then they lie on the ice and they spell out "NOEL" then Zatch pulls out mistletoe and Tia and Kolulu kisses each of his cheeks and then Ponygon, Nya, and Kanchome puts on antlers and are pulling a sleigh with Kiyo in it and then Suzy sits on the sleigh, the mamodos' Santa outfits then glow green and red and Zatch performs two Salchows and a triple Lutz While wearing a blindfold then says "and that's what Brian Boitano'd do" while smiling. The act ends with the mamodos bowing to the audience "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" then Parco Fulgore pops out of a Christmas tree and tosses presents to the young kids in the audiences and his Single CDs to the ladies.

During intermission, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler sell churros to the audience but they are sold out by Luffy and Zatch immediately.

"Now our second act involves those lovable buccaneers of the seas, THE STRAW HAT PIRATES!"

("Joy to the world" plays in the background)

Suddenly a prop merry go with the crew in it is moving around the ice then it stops in the center of the ice, opens the cannon doors towards the audience then fires confetti from the cannons, then the crew (Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, perv master S aka Sanji, Chopper, and Nico Robin) come out of the ship and skate around it while Sanji shows off in front of Nami and Robin as usual only to be rejected, then Robin uses her freaky hand power to make hands appear in front of each audience member and the hands leave them presents then Zoro uses his 3 swords to slice a image of "Hawk eye Mihawk" then slices off the head then leaves to hang out with Brago and Danny, then Sanji shows up covered in mistletoes but is still rejected only for Yuki to show up and hug him telling him to cheer up it's Christmas. The act ends with a giant Luffy balloon appears then Usopp fires a shuriken star at it, causing it to explode into confetti and the pirates bows to the audience "Happy Holidays" then the crew and mamodos proceed to end the show by dancing like the peanuts characters while Zoro, Danny, and Brago were glad they didn't stick around for it. And finally, for no apparent reason, Jeremy, Ulrich, Yumi, Odd, and Aelita from "Code Lyoko" show up for no apparent reason just skating around.

The End of the ice show

Next time: Karaoke party: you're all invited! Plus, more random acts of snork abuse