King of Kings: Xmas Chaos
Chapter 2: Krazy Karaoke
A/n: like in the last chapter, I do not own these characters and Yuki belongs to my sweetheart (blushes) and is now our official mascot. Contains Spoilers for Quest of Kings.
Note: "King of Kings: merry mamodo holidays" was the working title, my girlfriend decided to rename it "Xmas Chaos" instead.
After the huge ice show, the mamodos and pirates partied at (unknown)'s house and they ordered pizza, a strange cat creature in armor shows up, drops off the 64 pizzas and runs off yelling "teyandee!" then Sanji says "hey how come they ordered at the "pizza cat" but didn't get me to cook for them…ingrates!"
Yep is was a huge party, everyone was there and downing the pizzas, Zatch and Luffy made it a contest to see who ate more but because of it, not many people got more than 2 slices. Then Kanchome came up with the idea for a karaoke contest and the prize would be…umm… anything the winner wanted, "meat and lots of it!" says a rather excited Luffy, "Paris Hilton in bed with me...umm I mean Nami and robin…in bed with me!" says a really excited Sanji, "yellowtail! Yellowtail! Yellowtail!...and maybe an upgrade for my Vulcan 300" says an excited Zatch, "a world without danger!" says Aelita then the partygoers noticed that the code lyoko kids are in the party till odd says "umm…we brought cocktail wieners", then Luffy says "anyone who crashes into our party and brings us meat is a friend of ours!"
The karaoke party began, many contestants participated and sang these songs:
Kolulu- "bing bang" from "Lazytown"
Kolulu sings this while dancing and I'm in the audience cheering for her and everyone is just shocked and then Sanji asks "what is wrong with you Mr. author, you like lazytown or something?" then I reply "umm…no?" then Kanchome asks "then why are you dressed like sportacus?" then I reply "hey look, Pandaman!" then I run away in time for the second contestant
Hyde and Edo- "Video to Radio" from "Kidd Video"
During the song, Shion says "oh my god! Someone remembered Robbie Rist's role in that 80's cartoon and made a joke about it!
Then just as Usa and Ko enter the party they realize that Sanji and Fulgore are in it and Sanji is about to sing "I'm too sexy" but all the girls except for Yuki pull him off stage but didn't notice Fulgore's next move while Sanji distracts the girls.
Parco Fulgore and Kanchome- "Chi Chi Wo Moge"
During their little performance, all the girls looked shocked and pull out torches and pitchforks and just as they plan to make a run for it, Usa and Ko, 2 strange girls from another fanfic show up in front of them and Ko says "where do you think you're going? Elvis pervsly?", "yeah Italian perv stallion!" but Kanchome tells everyone not to attack Fulgore sing this is a Christmas fanfic and Ko says "ok, you can live…for now, oh and merry Christmas!" she smiles and gives Fulgore a present and when he opens it a spring loaded boxing glove pops out of the box and punches Fulgore in the chin. Kanchome decides to think of a way to revive Fulgore.
Kanchome- "Iron Man Fulgore"
As Kanchome sings this Fulgore recovers and the girls are relived that this isn't a pervy song. Then Team Lyoko decide to go on stage and perform their theme with Yumi as the main vocal.
Team Lyoko- "A World Without Danger"
After the song everyone thought the song was cool but they were glad it was in english. But then everyone dread in fear over the next bad singing contestant.
Luffy and Ed- "Lasagna" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Luffy announces his special guest who will sing a duet with him is Ed from "Ed, Edd, n Eddy". As they sing, it really grates the whole audience and Sanji yells out "no more! No more!" then ed thinks they are saying "encore, encore" and they sang it again till Sanji throws meat to the other side of the stage as well as a bottle of gravy. Then Usa decides to take a spin on the game and pulls one big mistake.
Usa- "One Piece" dub theme song
As Usa sing this, everyone was disgusted while Luffy and Ed were like "hey! Hey! Ho! Ho!" until Ko takes Usa off stage and tells her she was disqualified. Then Portgas D. Ace, Luffy's older brother, decides to compete with his fire-themed song.
Portgas D. Ace- "Hot Hot Hot" by Buster Pointdexter
Halfway through the song, Ace falls asleep due to his narcolepsy and ends up automatically disqualified. Up next was Nya, the cat mamodo who can sing only one song.
Nya- "Meow Mix song"
After the performance all the girls shout at the top of their lungs "KAWAII!" but then a new band calling themselves "Yuki and the Snowflakes" (the snowflakes being Tia and Kolulu) sings "Let it snow"
Yuki and the Snowflakes- "Let it snow"
During the song, Yuki blows a kiss to Sanji who just looks at her confusingly but then Usopp sings something random.
Usopp –Oh, Danny Boy
After the song, people thought he sounded like a leprechaun on weed, it's even worse when Danny the Mamodo was mad at Usopp and was about to pound him until Yuki stood up for him and Danny left him alone. Up next was Mr. 2 Bon Clay whom shows up on stage and sings his trademark song.
Mr. 2 Bon Clay- Okama Way (Oh come my way)
The audience was shocked by this and demanded him off the stage and to be disqualified because of his disturbing behavior, but he ended up lucky enough to stay in the party. Then the mamodos Zatch, Kanchome, Tia, Kolulu, and Yuki sang the oompa loompa song from the first Willy Wonka movie.
The Mamodos- "The Oompa Loompa song"
But then the crowd got angry and demanded them to sing something better, so they sang a song from the new Willy Wonka movie.
The Mamodos- "Wonka Welcome Song"
The audience was rather disturbed by that creepy yet catchy song coming from the mamodos. So as Zatch and Kanchome felt the stage, the mamodo girls were joined by Suzy, Nami and Nico Robin for a huge song number.
Suzy, Kolulu, Tia, Yuki, Nami, and Robin- "Equal Romance" from "Ranma ½"
The girls sang their hearts out and enchanted the audience but then a rather angry Ranma (female), Akane, Nabiki, Shampoo, and Kasumi (well she can't get angry) show up and were mad at them for using their song so they get into a singing battle except for Suzy who runs away. The next contestant is everyone's favorite deer next to Bambi…Chopper!
Chopper- "Wapol got run over by a reindeer" (sung to the tune of "grandma got run over by a reindeer")
Chopper sings a ballad about his adventure in Drum Island before becoming a pirate
Wapol got run over by a reindeer
at Drum Island on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as monsters,
But as for me and Luffy, we believe.
he'd been eatin' too much, period
And he'd attacked the merry go.
But then he'd left his kingdom,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back
Wapol got run over by a reindeer
at Drum Island on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as monsters,
But as for me and Luffy, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of chopper,
He defeated Wapol in the fray,
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' juice and playin' cards with Dr. K.
It's is Christmas without Wapol.
All the henchmen dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Wapol got run over by a reindeer
at Drum Island on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as monsters,
But as for me and Luffy, we believe.
Now the meat is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a green and short candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Zoro's wig. (Zoro: HEY!)
I've warned all my friends and crewmates.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a weredeer who drives a fist into shelves.
Wapol got run over by a reindeer
at Drum Island on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as monsters,
But as for me and Luffy, we believe.
Then chopper was sure to win this one until it was Zatch bell's turn to be on stage and they are really for the shock of their lives
Zatch Bell- "when a man loves a woman" by Michael Bolton
Just as Zatch sings this, the audience's mouths dropped and were shocked when they discover that Zatch can sing like that and isn't lip-synching, then the Ranma girls and the straw hat and mamodo girls stopped fighting and were touched by his song and Tia says "HOLY (BLEEP)! HOW CAN ZATCH SING LIKE THAT? And the girls were swayed by his singing that when finished all of them, even Yumi and Aelita were hugging him and this makes all the boys jealous and Sanji and Fulgore even furious. Then Kanchome goes up to Zatch and says "I can't believe I'm saying this but we have a winner! Zatch Bell!" And then trucks full of yellowtail and meat show up and the dinner table is full of yellowtail and meat, Zatch then tells Luffy "hey Luffy, I'm also sharing my prize with you for being my best friend next to Kiyo, oh and your little friend here would enjoy the fact that the meat is dipped in gravy!" then Zatch, Luffy, and Ed happily ate the night away while Zatch shares his food with his newly formed harem while Sanji and Fulgore were crying but then Yuki gives Sanji a yellowtail and hugs him while Suzy gives Fulgore a apple with his face drawn on it to make him happy.
Then Zoro was happy to see that a truck full of Duff Beer made it and says "this has to make this party even more interesting"
What does he mean by this, you'll find out in our next and final chapter "Merry Flaming Christmas" or "Sherry Gone Wild".
Mini-Story!
The Night before Christmas, as told by Ponygon, Yopopo and Nya
After a few minutes of their own speak (i.e. meru meru mei, Yopopo Yopopo, nya nya) Kiyo shouts out "how can you tell that story if you can't talk human?" only for Ponygon to bite his hand and Yopopo moonwalks all over him.
Abandoned Idea
Originally, Sanji was going to sing "Cherry Pie" by Warrant but due to the sexual references I didn't want Sanji to be an "uber-pervert deluxe" and replaced it with "I'm too sexy".