King of Kings: Xmas Chaos
Chapter 3: How Yuki Saved Christmas
A/N: I do not own any of the characters in the story although Yuki the mamodo belongs to Emma Iveli and is still out official mascot. King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE is out now…so go read it! Usa and Ko are Emma's OCs by the way.
After the Karaoke Contest was over and Zatch shared his prize with Luffy, a truck full of Duff Beer made it's delivery into the house. Meanwhile Brago is alone outside of the house and then encounters three ghosts (Naruto- past, Suzy- present, Shuppet-yet to come, see "Anime Christmas Carol" By Emma Iveli for detail) who tell him to go inside the house and fricken' celebrate, but them Brago replies "every year I get this treatment, shouldn't you bother that guy from the cul-de-sac who spends his money on jawbreakers?", after they said "no" and "believe it", Brago replies "I didn't want to do this" then pulls out a power pellet and eats it, the ghosts turn purple and shout "B-B-B-B- Brago power!" and they run away into the house then the ghost of Christmas Past (who looks like Suzy) bumps into Suzy into the party and then Suzy says "hey it's ghost me!" then the ghost says "wanna draw on fruit?" then she agree and they both draw on fruit.
Sherry then trys out Sanji's new dish "EL DIABLO DEL FUEGO SE QUEMA SU ASNO" which is a Burrito with lots of peppers, onions, and spicy Beef, this is something Luffy is immune to (because he doesn't know that it's really hot) but Sherry on the other hand, her mouth is on fire but of all the liquid she put it out with, she drank a lot of Zoro's Beer and then she gets into a drunken stupor that she calls Brago and kept shouting "REIS" over and over, causing Brago to fire everywhere then Ponygon and Chopper ran away and Yuki was so scared at how chaotic the party ended up she ran away from the house and into the streets till the party gets normal.
Yuki thinks about how Christmas is supposed to be a happy time yet in the streets she hears about the homeless not spending Christmas especially that woman who is now controlled by Zofis but then she encounters a homeless girl named Erin who looks sad and lonely, Yuki goes up to her and wonders what's wrong and the girl tells her that she is a orphan and since the local orphanage is closed down is now alone and scared In the streets, Yuki's started tearing up but they end up as little icicles, she tried to cheer up Erin by making a snow girl with her snow controlling ability (she can craft ice sculptures really fast). After spending time with Erin, Yuki decides to go but then she leaves the winter coat Nami made her with Erin so she can warm up and before she leaves Erin yells out "THANK YOU MAGICAL SNOW GIRL" while smiling.
Then as Yuki discovers she's lost she starts hearing sleigh bells and then she sees a magic sleigh being pulled by anime animal mascots, and Santa Claus himself with his new helpers Arale Norimaki and Gatchan, Arale goes up to Yuki and tells her, we saw what you did tonight Yuki, for a Ice mamodo you have a warm heart so I brought you a present…POOP!" she pulls out poop towards her and then adds "Just kidding, we're gonna make your unselfish wishes come true! Hop aboard" and after Arale wipes her hands with wet wipes, Santa yells out "On Don Patch, on Jelly Jiggler, on Dengaku man, on Plue, on Menchi, on Chopper, on Ponygon and Pikachu" and then the sleigh flies mostly because of the Reindeer collars the mascots are wearing. Yuki asks "Santy Claus, where are the real reindeer?" then Arale shows them a image from her glasses that shows Rudolph wearing a kilt and blue and white war paint, yelling in a Scottish accent "THE GRINCH MIGHT STEAL CHRISTMAS, BUT HE WON'T STEAL OUR FREEDOM!" and then the reindeer attack the Grinch and one of them reply "oy, I hear he shoots bolts of lighting from his arse and his nose" then Rudolph impales the Grinch with his sword saying "this is for what you did to Joe Swanson!"
Arale then says "yep, the Grinch has been naughty again, so while Santa got new "reindeer" the doctor had me and Gatchan help Santa bring joy to the world but when he saw your actions it will make Christmas merrier, so we're gonna make the party normal again…" and so they crashed into the house where the party is at and Santa yells out "Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas, I bear gifts for all, looks like you would need one of these Sherry" then he hands her a magic pill that cures drunkenness. Usa then mistakes Dengaku Man (the cute creature from "Bo Bo-Bo) for a stuffed animal but then Ko tells her that it's not a doll and it's really one of Santa's "reindeer" to which Usa relies "Snorks smell bad because Nami had her way with dynamite" which makes Ko reply "who gave Usa sugar?".
After everyone got their gifts, Yuki looked a little sad and then Arale walked up to her and wondered why and so did Usopp, Yuki tells them about the Poor homeless girl she met and then Santa asks her what she really wants for Christmas and Yuki gave him the answer.
Meanwhile in the streets, while Erin is with her Snow girl that Yuki made for her, Jelly Jiggler (the jelly man from "Bo Bo-Bo") shows up and says "Eat me! Eat me!" while pulling down his eyelid and sticking his tongue at her, while Erin chases him while he is laughing, Erin ends up in a house that magically appeared and is decorated nicely with food on the table, Erin's eyes are big as Yuki's heart and then she yells out "it's the house I dreamed about, it even has the cane next to the fireplace" and as she softly cried Jelly Jiggler shows up and wipes her eyes with his NU handkerchiefs. Yuki then shows up and says "Erin, this is my Christmas wish for you, and as for a family…" then everyone shows up and have a great time, this was the best Christmas ever…at least for Yuki and her new sister Erin.
However Luffy discovered coffee in the kitchen and the last thing Luffy heard before drinking the coffee was Sanji yelling 'WHAT? LUFFY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then Luffy makes a demonic laugh
THE END…?
