The fashion queen and the drama queen

Can you imagine Michiru and Usagi lost in nowhere or Haruka and Mamoru joining forces to rescue them? And more importantly, could all of them survive their own egos?

Disclaimer… Ok, this is not a Sailor Moon version of the tv series lost and we certainly do't own any of this character… we just worship them!

Hello! We are two authors (auraluna7 –Unwelcome to the family Miss Kaioh, etc- and Ashja – Eclipse, etc) that have decided to join forces to write a comedic fic. We hope u will like it. Review!... please… just write something.

Lost

By Auraluna and Ashja

It was a cold night, a cold and spooky night. Everything was quiet until… Grrrr

"Was that your stomach Usagi?"

"I´m hungry Michiru. What do you want me to do?" Said a weeping Usagi

"Put yourself together Usagi. My boots are ruin and I´m not crying. We have to find a way to get out of here"

"You're so mean!"

"Please! Just demonstrate why you are a princess!"

sniff!

And then a howl was heard at the distance. Ma'am did both girls run and really fast. They would have gotten somewhere if Usagi hadn't tripped over Michiru making her fall in a puddle of mud.

"My suit!" Cried out a devastated Michiru

"Oh please. Put yourself together, is only a suit!" Said a proud Usagi

"Fine, help me" Said Michiru raising her hand

Usagi took it only to be pull by Michiru making her fall too.

"How could you do this to me. You're supposed to protect me!"

"Oh, shut up Odango!"

Michiru just look at the star night thinking 'How the did I end here?'

Two days before the ungrateful day

"Oh Mamo-chan, I'm so exciting to be here" Said a happy Usagi holding her husband arm. One week before Mamoru had been asked to come to Mexico City to receive an award given to the most brilliant young professionals. They have taken the opportunity to have a week vacation. Lately Mamoru had been too occupied and this was a perfect excuse for a romantic take away.

"Usako, I'm glad you're excited. There's nothing in this world that please me more that make you happy"

"Nothing…?" Ask an innocent, too innocent, Usagi causing a hard blush in Mamoru face.

Mamoru started coughing "Usako please"

"Oh, Mamo-chan I love you so much, and we're finally alone…"

"Odango?" A cool voice broke the romantic spell. Both turn their heads searching for the voice's owner.

"Haruka!" Said am excited Usagi and an annoyed Mamoru.

"What a wonderful surprise!" Said a dashing Michiru

"What bring both of you here?" Ask Haruka

"Mamo-chan won an award. Isn't that impressing?"

"The star achieve award?" Ask Haruka

"Yes!"

"Oh… I won the same too"

Usagi looked disappointed so Michiru tried to comfort Usagi telling that it was something amazing, even though, Haruka also won one.

"It´s ok, I mean, is his first award. Probably he'll win some others" 'Like my woman' Said and thought while smiled brightly.

"Well, we had just check in so we have to get our suitcase to the room"

"In which are you in?" Ask Haruka

"101" Said Usagi

"Really! We're in 102!" Exclaimed a happy Haruka "Isn't that amazing! Please ladies, let me escort you" Said while offering both arms to Michiru and Usagi. They happily took them. "You take the luggage right?" Ask turning her head back at the looking dumbhead Mamoru.

"So there goes my romantic week vacation" Whispered Mamoru while taking the oh so heavy suitcases.

They reached the elevator and pulled it on holding while waiting for Mamoru.

"Why didn't you call a bellboy?" Whispered Michiru to Haruka, who smiled evilly

"Because it wouldn't be this funny. HURRY UP MAMORU!"

Ransom note: If we don´t get any reviews we won't continue this. Thanks!