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Over time, Sam got to know the Jaffa they had brought back with them from Chulak very well. Teal'c was chivalrous – a trait Sam and the women on base found the other men severely lacking in. As a result, he was admitted into the SCWS – Stargate Command's Woman Society: this was by no means a secret association, all the men on base knew of its existence and that once they passed judgment on you, there was little chance of it changing for the better.

Teal'c found the process humorous, but he enjoyed the unique ability to talk with the female warriors on a different level than before. He grew an unshakable bond with all of the fifteen women on the base as he taught them different fighting techniques from Chulak and they never shunned him because of what he was.

All of this, of course, was well known to the men of the SGC, so it wasn't very surprising to Jack when Teal'c was the first to arrive for the fourth meeting of the SCWS at his house – right before Jack was kicked out for the night by Sam with strict instructions not to return for the next six hours. Most men would find this a little degrading, or at least have a little concern that their 'woman' was cheating on him. Not Jack, though. Jack trusted Sam and Teal'c with his life.

"I'd like to open up tonight's meeting of the SCWS by thanking Sam Carter for the use of her home," Maria Bailey said with a smile. During the first meeting it had been unanimously decided that all titles related to work wouldn't be used in the meetings of the SCWS to promote equality.

Sam nodded in recognition before Maria continued, "And Stacy Anderson and Miranda Dudley for the food. So, down to business. Carol?"

Carol Peterson smiled, "Thanks, Maria. Tonight I'd thought we'd reassess our top ten list and go from there."

Sam stood up, "I'll go get the drinks. Strawberry or lime margaritas?"

"Strawberry," the unanimous reply came. Teal'c just raised an eyebrow and the hostess smirked, "Don't worry, Teal'c, we have two blenders: one with no alcohol."

"Very well, Samantha." It actually hadn't taken him that long to grow into the habit of calling the women by their first names during the meetings, in fact because everyone else was doing it, he hadn't had a problem following example.

"Okay, number one: candidates are Colonel O'Neill, Colonel Makepeace and Major Danielson. Votes?" Miranda said as she looked at her list. "Sam can't vote."

Sam rolled her eyes, "Oh, come on! I'm just as much a member of this as everyone else here."

"But you're biased," Maria stated.

"Then you're vote doesn't count either, Maria."

"Why is that, Sam?"

"You've been dating Danielson for the past two weeks," Sam stated smugly.

Maria blushed as everyone else laughed (Teal'c excluded, of course).

"You know, Jack. I bet they're all over there talking about us and laughing their asses off at all the crap we get ourselves into each week," Greg Danielson said as he took another swig of his third beer. A "small" group of the guys at the SGC had voted for a guy's night out. Of course Jack had planned it all.

"That's it exactly, Greg. Why else would fifteen women want to meet? Taking over my house in the process I might add," Jack was on his second beer, but was very happy to play this game with Greg if that's what the man wanted.

"I bet they just spend all that time deciding who's the cutest man on the base," Makepeace grumbled.

"Siler."

"What was that, Jack?"

Jack looked at the three men in front of him (third being Ferretti)…should he tell them how he knew such 'valuable' information? "I asked Sam last week and she said that hands down the top guy on base they want to screw is Sgt. Siler. Teal'c excluded in that poll, by the way."

Stephan Makepeace snorted, "You know, I don't know how he got invited to those meetings anyway."

Greg nodded, "I know what you mean. I've been dating Lt. Bailey for the past two weeks and she's never invited me."

Jack had a slightly smug smirk on his face as he answered the question, "Teal'c was invited because Sam thought that it wasn't fair that we left him behind all the time when we went out to do 'male bonding activities' as she so eloquently put it." At the shocked looks on his three companions' faces he continued, "No, I'm serious. Their reasons were that he never drinks, he's the most trustworthy guy that they know and he's chivalrous. Seriously, guys, Teal'c is single handedly turning all of the women on that base into better hand-to-hand combat fighters and ladies. I have to take Sam out to a Mexican restaurant that has candles on the table for our anniversary."

Louis Ferretti snorted, "You remember when I told you that you had it bad, Jack?"

"Yeah?"

"I was wrong. She has you so wrapped up around her little finger that if she told you to, you could stick your head up your own ass."

"Shut up, Ferretti. At least I'm getting some."

"We know!" Lou said exasperatedly. "For the love of God, we know. She's the hottest woman on base and she's unobtainable! How do you think that makes our egos feel?"

Jack smirked smugly at him. "Oh, I don't know. I seem to recall you eying Fraiser during that last check up, Lou. Care to explain that?"

Lou shut up and drained his beer. "Shut up, Jack. That's none of your business."

Jack wasn't about to let this drop, "I happen to know that she got divorced two years ago and hasn't been out on a date since. Sam also informed me that she's be eyeballing you when you're leaving the infirmary as well."

That was great! "So?"

"Ask her out already!"

"Why should I?"

Stephan smirked, "Because if you don't, we'll tell her that you like her and think about her naked when we're 'out of town'."

Lou's eyes grew wide with horror, "You wouldn't."

Makepeace's smile was scarier than his scowl, "I'm your new CO buddy, thinkagain."

At Ferretti's silence, the other three men grinned. Jack rose to pay the bill, "Boys, I think we have a SCWS meeting to interrupt."

"Won't Sam be mad though, Jack?" Greg asked, seriously concerned for his friend's physical welfare.

The man shrugged, "Nothing public humiliation can't cure. And where's more public than a meeting full of her female coworkers and friends?"

At Jack's house, his plan got off to a rocky start. It turned out that Greg couldn't hold his alcohol as well as he pretended. So, when they arrived, the drunk Major started spouting off love ballades that put Don Juan to shame.

After the laughter quieted down, Lou did what he'd come to do – he asked Janet out on a date in front of all of her friends and coworkers. And it worked.

Janet was shocked beyond belief that the Major in the Air Force had even noticed her as a woman instead of just a doctor. She said yes because she wanted to and because she knew that no one there would let her say no and live. Even if she was the CMO of the SGC. None of it counted in the SCWS.

A/N: Only one more chapter to go! And then maybe a sequel...maybe not. I'm not too good with those.