A.N. okay, here's the story of why this hasn't been updated in ages:

I lost my notebook.

Yes, the holy notebook, that which I pour my manuscripts into, in that indecipherable scrawl that only I can read.

It disappeared.

Into thin air.

SO not kidding.

I almost cried.

But then, someone found it, and all is right with the world again.

So, now there is something I must apologize for:

The shortness of this chapter.

Ya know, the day I wrote that I wasn't really feeling all there, I think I had a little bit of the 36-hour flu that was going around my school, and my little sanity plane had crashed and burned. There was even a little mushroom cloud over the flaming wreckage. Oh, and I was laughing with my friends on how, on one of our Girl Scout camping trips, we almost dragged someone into the snow. gets faraway look in eyes, gazes into distance Ahh, the memories.

So yeah, this chapter is insanely short.

Ed pops up in bkgrnd. You callin' me short!

Me: no, I'm calling the chapter short.

Ed: okay. goes 'poof'

Disclaimer: I don't own FullMetal Alchemist. Can I please have it, Arakawa-sensei? puppy eyes

Warning: I pick on Havoc a little here. Meheheheh

Ugh, chapter start.

December 6

East City HQ

Weather: Bitterly cold. Still slightly snowy.

Today was a tired day. As such, havoc began plotting. Out of pure curiosity, Ed sat down to see what he was doing. Then Maes joined in, to see what was going on. Here is what Havoc came up with:

Find sleeping people.

Take a 'before' photo of their faces.

Draw.

Take 'after' photo.

Drag person into snow.

See what happens.

Edward and Maes looked at Havoc like he was criminally insane.

"Is something wrong with your head?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"Reread your plan."

"Seriously, why?"

Edward and Maes sighed, stood up, and walked out, leaving Havoc clueless as to what had just transpired. (A.N.-that means 'happened')

"What? WHAT?"

Yuppers, that's it. Please review!