Pairing: Jack/Sam, Daniel/Janet (it gets complicated after that…)
Rating: PG-13

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Bad Timing 4: Double Double Double Trouble…

"Well, things have certainly moved fast…" Daniel lent his head back against the wall.

"Yah think?" Jack rolled his eyes, "Six months ago we where both single. Now we're married…"

"To two attractive, smart and wonderful women…" Daniel pointed out

"To two attractive, smart and wonderful women," Jack nodded, "but still risking our lives at lest twice a week for a world that doesn't know its in danger."

"As is our life." Daniel shrugged, "I still don't get this: General Hammond called us down here, saying it was an emergency, and then keeps us waiting."

"You would rather be shoe shopping with Sam and Janet?" Jack shudder, "I'm glad we get hazardous duty pay…"

"Gentlemen." Hammond opened his office door, making the two SG-1 members jump, "You had better come inside." He ushered to the two men inside, "We recently received a communication from the Asgard: Loki has escaped and hijacked one of their most advanced prototype ships."

"And they told us this why?" Jack raised an eyebrow.

"They believe that he will return to Earth in an attempt to finish his work." Hammond steepled his fingers, "The Asgard are currently unable to leave a ship in orbit to watch for him, but they have erected a force-field around this complex that will stop Loki teleporting you out."

"Ok, that explains you calling in Jack." Daniel leaned forward, "But why me?"

"Thor seems to think that Loki holds all of SG-1 responsible for the failure of his research." Hammond rubbed his forehead, "I have sent a message to Teal'c, and SGC personnel are one their way to collect your wives."

"Shouldn't you have called them in at the same time?" Jack asked.

"I did issue orders to have all of you called to the base, but the Lieutenant responsible was confused by my simple order." Hammond frowned, "They are now on their way to a listening post in Alaska."

"That's evil." Jack smiled, "I like it."

"Colonel O'Neill please report to the infirmary. Dr. Daniel Jackson please report to the infirmary." The bases PA system warbled.

"The infirmary…" Jack raised an eyebrow, instantly worried.

"I don't like the sound of that." Daniel put down his coffee cup, "I don't like the sound of that at all."

The two men took off at a dead run, startling Tech's and guards as the bounded round corners and down the corridors. They almost ran into General Hammond as he waited for them outside the infirmary.

"Gentlemen, calm down." He bared the door, "Their perfectly ok, just…" He seemed lost for words, "You'd better see for yourself…"

Glancing at each other, Jack and Daniel burst through the door into the infirmary.

"Hey, don't worry, we're fine." Sam and Janet stood before them, sitting on the edge of a bed.

"So are we." Another pair of voice from across the room added.

Jack and Daniel slowly turned to see another, identically dressed Sam and Janet sitting on another bed.

"It appears that Loki got to them before we could." Hammond said from the doorway, "We're not sure why he did this, but he has…"

Daniel looked like a dear trapped in headlights, while Jack's mouth just opened and closed like a landed fish.

"I can not begin to understand the complexities of this, but we are unable to determine who the originals are, and who the clones are." Hammond sounded way out of his depth.

"It's a little more complicated than that." One of the Janet's said sheepishly, "I'm pregnant…"

"Funny you should say that." Both Sam's smiled, "So are we…"

There was a loud thump as Daniel and Jack hit the floor.

"You can stop laughing now Teal'c: it's not that funny." Jack glared at the reneged Jaffa, "And since when do you gain a sense of humour?"

"I am sorry O'Neill: but this goes beyond anything I have seen before." Teal'c grinned, "The…" He thought for a second, "6 of you have been truly blessed."

"Yeah, sure, 'blessed'" Daniel sat with his head resting table, "There are times I wonder why I continue to work here…"

To Be Continued?

There is the possibility of a 5th and (defiantly final) chapter. We'll just have to wait and see…