Disclaimer: there are a few lines in here that are directly from the movie but the rest is all mine
PoA movie canon
Teensy weensy bit of HrR
Both my stories so far have had spiders in them…I hope no one thinks I have some sort of fetish…
Ron Weasley and the Tap-dancing Spiders
The dream began fairly normally, Ron walked down the dungeon hallway to Potions chatting with Harry as he walked. But when he reached the Potions room he realized that Harry was no longer beside him and that he wasn't in a classroom but in some sort of back-stage area. As soon as he realized this he also became aware of the large hairy spider standing in front of him holding a pair of tap shoes.
"Hurry up and put on your tap shoes Ron" it said in a strangely familiar bossy voice, "You have to tap dance soon." Ron squeaked in terror.
"You have to tap dance," the spider repeated. Ron squeaked again. More appeared, all holding tap shoes.
"You must tap dance, you must tap dance," the spiders chanted.
"S-spiders, they want me to tap dance," Ron whimpered, "I don't want to tap dance!" Suddenly Harry appeared Obi-wan style. "You tell those spiders, Ron"
"Yeah…I'll tell 'em" Ron said. "I don't want to tap dance, you spiders" Ron declared. "Oh," said the head spider, "Why didn't you say so?" and all the spiders wandered off muttering in the way crowds do they disperse.
" Well that was easy" Ron said "And rather anticlimactic."
" Hi Ron," said Hermione from behind him.
" Hi Hermione, let's go have a picnic"
"Alright"
So they had a lovely picnic in a happy meadow full of bunnies and ended up professing their love for on another under the sunset. However since Ron had no memory of this dream whatsoever it affected the true plot of the books not all.
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