DA TEACHER
"Hey, Rosa?"
"Ya, Rydia?"
"Why don't Cecil and Kain just have hott, sweaty mansex, lol."
"Lol cause they're so deep in da closet, they're finding Christmas presents!"
"Cecil does look like a woman."
"Lol I know . Mmmm – tasty."
" >>"
"He'd be da Uke."
"Fo sho."
"I hear ya, sista."
"LOL He'd be the FEMININE Uke"
"Hella tight."
"Ya, but then it wouldn't be hott, sweaty mansex."
"Well ya it would, just not in that way."
" "
"It would be a different way, like… uhh."
"Sasuke x Sakura, m I right lol!"
"Lololololol. Ya imagine that, only Cecil x Kain."
"Hott."
"Ya, only Kain'd be all like: MMmmM Cecillll! I gotta get outta mah dragooooon armah!"
""
" And Cecil'd pants him."
" OH SNAP."
"And he'd be all like: GOTCHA BITCH!"
"XD XD XD"
" And then they'd make hott, sweaty manlove. In many different positions, like Doggystyle, 69…"
"Uh-huh…"
"And… SUPERHYPERFORCEMONKEYTEAMGO!"
"Lololol I see what you did there."
"Then Kain'd be all like: ooOOOOOooOOOOOHO!"
" Lol – I'm so glad you're here to help me on these pressing matters Rosa."
DA END. FOO.