Michi: I worry too much about pleasing you peoples...Oh well, I don't care. It's fun to write! Well, just to let you know, I write stories when no one's around; just so incase I don't update as soon as possible. Well, I also want to warn you that I haven't played this game in a long time...so...it might not be exactly like the game...Well, enjoy! (I said 'well' too much, didn't I? --;)
I looked up to the direction where the voice came from; it was a GIANT owl, sitting on top of a dead tree branch. And when the queer looked up as well, Owl-chan, which I named it, turned its head 360 degrees.
What the--
"Whoa! Do that again Mr. Owl!" the queer said, interrupting my thoughts. Owl-chan did it again, and again, and again, and again...every time the queer insisted that it must.
I couldn't take it anymore...so I hit the queer on top of the head. Also allowing Owl-chan to stop turning its head.
"OW!" What was that for Michelle! I was just having some fun!" the queer whined, holding his head in pain.
"Well, maybe I thought it was annoying! How about that ya queer?" I said as I turned my head away from him.
"Huh? 'Queer?' What's that?" he asked.
I turned my head back towards him, about to explain what it meant, when Owl-chan interrupted me.
"I am--"
"Owl-chan!" I said interrupting it.
"...okays...Well, before youu twoo give mee anymore migraines, I'm just gonna bee telling youu twoo that I'll bee watching over youu and help youu out in times of neeed. Good-bye." Owl-chan said as it spread out its wings and flew off, leaving me with the queer.
The queer looked over towards me again, with a look of confusion on his face. "What's a 'migraine'?" he asked.
I hit my head, and started walking off, away from the idiotic queer.
"Hey! Michelle, wait up!" he yelled out to me, as he ran over to me. "Hey, that wasn't very nice..."
"Who said I was nice?" I asked as I looked at our surroundings.
Blabber-mouth was right...there's a LOT of different types of economies bundled up together, though there's a lot of space between them all, and a huge field to keep them separate too.
I started walking ahead, with the queer walking beside me.
"Hey, Link?" I ask, as I continue walking.
"Yeah?"
"If I'm supposed to be a Kokiri, why am I able to survive outside of the Forest?"
"I dunno...maybe you're special?"
"Like you?"
"I guess."
"Oh well, that doesn't matter anyway. What really matters now is to reach it to the stone-wall place that surrounds the castle!"
We continue walking towards the stone-wall place that surrounds the castle, without talking to each other, and still weren't there when it was night. We started walking a bit cautiously since we both have heard about the creatures that come up from beneath the ground at night. I heard a noise behind me, and jumped.
"What's a matter?" the queer asked, as he looked over towards me.
I turned my head towards him, and shuddering, I said, "I heard a noise..."
"'A noise?' What kind of noise?" he asked.
I threw my arms up into the air and yelled, "I dunno! Just some noise that sounded scary! And another thing--"
"Uh...Michelle...?" the queer asked with a frightened look on his face.
"Huh? What's with you?" I asked as I cocked an eyebrow.
All the queer did was point behind me; I looked behind me and almost had a heart attack! They were like skeletons, except they had some shreds of clothing on them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as I ran to hide behind the queer. "Do something you queer!"
The queer started backing up, with me having to move back as well, as he stuttered, "I-I don't k-know how t-to d-defeat t-them!"
"WHAT!" I yelled into his sensitive ears, making him cover them though the sound had already penetrated his eardrums. "Just use that stupid sword and kill them!"
He tried to act as if he were brave as he took out his sword and shield, "I'll...t-try..."
And he suddenly acted like another person, cuz he got into some fighting position and he jump up into the air, and when he started coming back down, he slashed his sword at the thing, looking like he sliced it in half. Then, he quickly slashed at the thing sideways, killing it...I think, cuz it went up in green fire that quickly disappeared. Then he did about the same thing to the other one.
"YAY! You did it!" I said, as I gave the queer a quick hug. "Now lets...AHHHHHH!"
Another two of those skeleton things popped out of the ground! Like Daisies! Luckily, the queer noticed them and dodged their attack. But then I couldn't find one of them so I guessed the queer killed it already. So I started backing away, when I felt something behind me. I nervously looked up and saw the skeleton the queer's fighting's team mate.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed again as I ran away from it some other direction than behind me. I ran towards a tree nearby and started running in circles around it, still screaming every couple of seconds, until the break of dawn, when the skeleton mobs stopped coming and stayed underground, like unborn Daisies.
"Uh...Michelle?" the queer asked as he grabbed my shoulder before I ran another circle.
"AH! Skeleton!" I screamed, with my eyes closed, as I quickly turned around and punched the queer's jaw. When I opened my eyes, I saw him on the ground, unconscious. "Uh...queer...?" I asked as I poked him. "Uh oh... I killed him! NO! I'm too young to kill somebody! I'm supposed to kill somebody when I'm 24 and commit suicide by wearing N'SYNC shirts 4 times at the age of 41!"
I continued doing this till noon... And when the queer started waking up, I looked down at him and screamed.
"AH! He's turning into another one of those skeleton thingies!" I screamed, horrified, as I went back to running around the tree again...
He gets up, and rubs his head, and watches me as I run around the tree screaming, "He's a skeleton thingie! He's a skeleton thingie!" non-stop, making him sweat drop.
"Uh...Michelle...? I'm not a 'skeleton thingie'..." he says, as he tries to calm me down.
"You're not?" I asked as I stopped running around the tree and looked over at him.
"Nope. I'm still me." he says as he grins.
"Good!" I say. I look up at the sky and frown. "It's going to be night soon...we better hurry to the stoned-wall place that surrounds the castle..."
He nods and we soon leave. ------
It's sunset by the time we get there and the bridge was about to close. But we ran across it before it did. When we got into the Market Place, after passing some homes, some of the many stalls were closing and some dogs were running around as the last of the stalls started to close.
"Awww! How cute!" I say as I ran over to a dog and hugged it. The dog showed its affection towards me by licking my face, making me giggle.
When I finally had enough dog saliva on my face, I got up and looked around.
Where'd the queer go?
I wiped the dog saliva off my face and started walking around, hugging all the cute dogs that I saw, until I looked at the castle.
Maybe he went over to there...
I walked over to the dirt road that leads up to the castle. I saw a girl with red hair and blue eyes, wearing a purple skirt, brown apron and belt and boots, and a white shirt, with a backwards red handkerchief around her neck.
I went over to her and asked, "Did a boy wearing a green dress go by here?"
She looked over at me and said, "Oh! Ya must be Fairy Boy's friend! Ya wear clothes sorts like his! And Yes, Fairy Boy did come by here and he said that he'd get my father to wake up and come back so that we can go home. He went up those vines." She pointed to the vines beside her.
"Thanks!" I said as I started climbing up the vines. And started walking across the field that separated the castle from the town. I continued walking around the field until I spotted the queer.
I don't think he knows that his fairy is able to be seen very well in the dark...
I start running up to him, also keeping out of sight from the guards as I see him doing, and then tackle him.
"AH!" he screams as his face connects with the cold dirt.
"Ha! That's what you get for leaving me behind, ya queer!" I said in victory as I sat on top of his back and laughed.
"Not...funny..." he says as he tries to get up.
I got off him and helped him up.
"Thanks. Hey, why'd you tackle me?" he asked me, while brushing the dirt off his clothes.
I turned my head away from him, annoyed, and respond, "Cuz you left me all alone!"
"No I didn't." he said. I looked over towards him as he said, "I left you with a bunch of dogs!"
I did an anime fall. (I dunno what else to call it...)
I quickly regain my posture as I yell, "That counts for leaving me alone! Stop being such an idiotic queer!"
"Hey! Who's there!" a voice said a voice not very far away.
The queer covered my mouth before I could respond and made us hide behind a nearby bush. After a few minutes passed, he removed his hand from my mouth and got up; then helping me up as well.
"So...where was your fairy all this time?" I ask as I wipe off the dirt from my skirt.
When I looked at Link, he had a somewhat guilty look on his face. Suddenly, his fairy came out and grew from a light blue glow, to a burning red glow.
"He left me inside the Great Deku Tree! He wasn't even worried that I was gone! And when I finally found him watching you get dog saliva all over your face, I yelled at him that he had to hurry up and go see Princess Zelda!" she screamed, in a rather high, squeaky voice...
"So you're the one that made him leave me stranded all alone!" I asked her.
"So? We have a mission to see the Princess, and you don't have anything to do with it!" she screamed at me, her burning red glow going back to her normal light blue glow. "Besides, who are you?"
"Michelle. You?"
"Navi!" she faced towards the queer and said, "Hurry Link! We got to hurry up and see Princess Zelda!"
Then, she flew underneath the queer's hat, and the queer started walking towards the castle's 2nd entrance, and I followed close behind him.
When we arrived to it, a bit far away, we noticed that there were two guards standing there.
"Shoot! Now how are we going to get in there?" I whisper.
"Navi?" the queer asked as his little light bulb came out of his hat.
"Yes, Link?"
"Will you go find us a way to get into the castle, without the guards seeing us?"
"Sure!" with that said, the flying light bulb flew off, and came back in only a few moments. "There's a wall that you can climb up, and then jump into the river that surrounds the castle."
"Thanks Navi." the queer said as he stood up, and the light bulb flew underneath his hat again. He looked down at me. "Coming?"
I got up and said, "Well, duh! If I didn't want to come, I'd still be receiving dog saliva on my face."
He started going over to the wall that the light bulb had come back from. He started climbing up the wall, and I did as well.
Good thing I took a rock climbing lesson for beginners...Hey, I wonder if the queer did as well. He climbs even better than me!
When we reached up to the top, there was a moat like thing that surrounded the castle. Problem? It was a few feet away from where we were standing...which was very high up...
"Uh...How are we supposed to get over there without falling and hurting ourselves?" I ask, trying to stop myself from worrying about how high we were.
"Uh...I guess we just jump and roll before we reach the ground..."he responded, prepared to jump.
"WHAT? That's crazy talk! We can die from this height; or at least break a bone!" I say, trying to keep my voice down.
He looked over towards me and said, "Just watch." He jumped down, and before his body connected with the ground, he rolled on his back and stopped in front of the edge of the moat, and then he got back up. And then he looked up towards me. "You try now."
"Uh...I guess it won't hurt to try...much..." I whispered to myself. I jumped, and before I had the chance to roll on my back, I fell on my butt. "OW!"
The queer ran over to me and asked, "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine, but my butt...just hurts..."I said, getting up onto my feet, rubbing my now bruised butt, "I guess I don't do well with heights..." We started edging towards the river.
"Um...shouldn't we go in?" the queer asked.
"Why?" I asked as he started to go into the water.
"To avoid the guards; see?" he responded, pointing towards the guards nearby.
"Oh."
I quickly jump into the water, so that it does not feel as cold as it really is. Followed by the queer who slowly got in all the way, shivering from the cold.
"I-it's s-so c-cold...!" he stammered, still shivering as he tried to follow the moats current without drowning, or freezing to death.
"It wouldn't be as cold if you had jumped in like me." I said as I casually swam, watching the queer to make sure that he didn't freeze to death, or drown, whichever came first...
We continued swimming, until we saw a small platform to get us out of the water. "Hey queer, let's try to get over on there." I said as we then started to swim over to the platform that I had pointed out. When we got the, I easily got out, while the queer on the other hand, was struggling to get out of the water.
"M-My body's going numb..." he said as he gave up.
I reached my hand towards him and said, "Here, grab my hand and I'll pull you out of there."
He started to try to grab it, when his body started going under the water's surface.
"Ah!" I screamed as I quickly grabbed his green dress's sleeves from under the water, and start pulling him up with all my might. "Why are you...so heavy?" I said through my gritted teeth (or whatever it's called and such).
As I continue to pull him onto the platform thing, he seems to have passed out.
Shoot!
When he is out of the water all of the way, I start dragging him up onto solid ground. I lay him next to a man who seems to be sleeping with his back against some giant crates with the faces of a cow on each side.
I check his pulse and find out that there isn't any.
"Shit!" I yell as I start to do CPR on him. "Breathe, Link, breathe!"
I continue doing this for a few more moments before I notice him starting to cough up some water. I wait for him to fully recover, impatiently though.
"-Cough-What-cough-happened-cough-?" he said as he tried to get his breathing back to normal and sitting up.
"I saved your live you queer!" I yell at him, making him fall back down.
"Huh?"
"Just what I said, 'I saved your live'. I had to pull your heavy body out of the water and onto here, and then do CPR on you." I say as I rub my forehead, trying to calm down all the stress. And when I thought I couldn't be anymore stressed...
"HEY! What about me?" we both Navi screamed out from the queer's hat.
"What about you?" I ask, making Navi fly out of the queer's hat and into my face.
"I'm an important member of this team too; and I want to be treated as one!" she complained in a high, squeaky voice.
There queer and I both sighed.
"CUKOO!" We all jumped, including the man that was still asleep against the crates.
"Huh? What was that?" I asked as I looked around.
The queer pulled out a chicken, from his pocket. How'd it fit in their, I dunno...
"Wha-"the man that just recently woke up, screamed as he jumped onto his feet.
"Malon told me to tell you that she's waiting for you. And for you to take this home with you." the queer said, handing the chicken to the guy.
The man grabbed the chicken and ran as fast as he could.
"He's strange..." I say. The queer nodded as he looked at our surroundings.
"How are we supposed to get inside?" he asked out loud.
I looked at him, and then at the crates, the platform, and then a hole like thing in the castle's wall. I poke the queer in the shoulder.
"What?" he asked as he looked over towards me.
I point to the hole, then the crates, and then the platform.
"Oh..."he mumbles.
Navi comes over towards us.
"Where've you been?" I ask.
"I've been looking for a way to get into the castle so that we can see the Princess." She turned over towards the places I've just pointed to. "There! Move the crates onto the platform and jump across into that hole!"
"Uh...Navi?" I say. She looks over towards me.
"What?"
"We figured that out right before you came back." the queer finished for me.
"Oh." she said as she flew back underneath queer hat.
"Well, queer." he looks over towards me. "Time for you to get to work!" I say as I go and sit underneath a nearby shade.
The queer looks like he's upset.
Oh, well. He has to pay me back somehow...
I close my eyes and relax.
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"Ready!" I hear the queer call out.
I open my eyes and see that everything was ready and that it was already early noon.
"Coming!" I call back, getting up from my resting area and walking over towards the crates. I back up a bit when I get there. "Uh...you go first..."
He shrugged and climbed on top of the crate, and leapt across the waters, that nearly drowned him, on to the other side safely.
"Come on!" he calls out as he goes inside the hole.
"..."I climb onto the crate, get ready for the jump, and do the same thing as Link. "Wow. I made it."
There's a first time for everything, I suppose...
I also went into the hole.
Those idiots...same direction every time! Ha! Even a toddler could dodge them!
We walk into the garden and notice a girl with pointy ears, a weird headpiece, a pink dress with blue sleeves, was staring into the giant window that was in the center of a stone platform with a few steps.
The garden was the most beautiful things I have ever seen before in my entire life! Small ponds on each side of the place, beautiful flowers that look fake, but were as real as me, and a colored glass window that had the figure of a man with a mustache and black hair wearing a red hat, white gloves, red overalls, blue long sleeved shirt, and boots; whom looked rather familiar.
We started approaching the girl, and as we reached the top of the platform, she sensed us and turned around.
"Who are you?" she asked in a sweet, yet startled voice.
"Um...we're looking for Princess Zelda." the queer spoke up.
The girl looked at us both before responding, "I am she."
"It's about time!" Navi complained as she flew out from underneath the queer's hat. She saw the Princess and appeared to have bowed. "Good afternoon, Princess Zelda. I am the Great Navi, summoned by the Great Deku Tree to help this kid to get to you."
"It is nice to have met you, Navi." the Princess replied. She looked over at me and the queer as if silently asking for our names.
I looked over towards Link and he seemed to be staring at the Princess, kinda blushing...
"He's Link, and I'm Michelle." I answer for us both.
"It is nice to have met you two as well." the Princess responded as she cast a glance at the window behind her. "Link, would you mind coming up here and take a look in this window?"
"Uh...sure, Princess." the queer said as he went onto the platform and looked into the window.
A few moments past by before the queer jumped in the air.
"Uh...queer?" I speak up as I stare at him. "You-"
"Are you alright?" the Princess asks, interrupting me.
She took a step towards him as he seems to calm down.
"Um, yeah. No need to worry about me, Princess." he said as he stood up straighter.
"That's good." she said as she straightened her back. "Oh, I forgot!"
I stare at her before I go off to find a nice spot to rest in. I look over towards them one more time before dozing off.
I think the little queer isn't a queer after all...
Michi: Gomen about not updating sooner...Hope this chapter will be enough for now...Oh well, time's a wasting. Gotta get to work on the next chapter! Ja ne!