Wise words from the fool

See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have:
A penny

For those of you who got chapter two before i had a chance to change it, there is a part towards the beginning that was supposed to be a flashback but i forgot to put the lines in...i read it without the lines and it was really confusing. i changed it immediately, but i don't know if it has worked yet. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!! you guys are awesome...i would really like to thank

SilverSlug, this person has told me my errors, and thankfully offered to help me fix them! YEAH!!! i will try harder with my spelling mistakes, but i do suck at that, and i will stop abusing or insulting myself! ok ok on with the thinger

Chapter Three...Yipee!
Inuyasha's Head
Am I gay? No, I, Inuyasha, cannot be gay, I have a girlfriend. Not just any girlfriend, but the most beautiful girl in the world, well to me at least. So, I have determined that I am still straight, but that doesn't explain why I can't stop thinking, dreaming, and practically craving a certain boy.

When i had been a junior in high school, I was still crushing on my elementary sweetheart. How pathetic, and yet so true. It had taken me seven years to get up the need courage to ask her out on just one date. Thankfully one date had turned into a year and a half of a serious relationship. Amen!

'Kikyo will you go out with me?' When those words had escaped my mouth that was the only time in my life when I had actually felt weak. Since the third grade I had been wanting Kikyo Rivera. She had been the four foot three angel and just being around her was like heaven. Her wings were invisible, but she could make me fly with just a glance.

'I would love to Inuyasha.' Was her simple response, but oh man did it make me happy!

Unfortunately, even before Kikyo and I had gotten together, a runt of a boy had entered the picture. Kago. I don't even know his last name, but it never really mattered to me. When I found the kid he had been a washed up sprout with nothing but the clothes on his back. I even remember how crappy his hair cut was. Now he grows it out, like me, but it makes him look more like a...

The real world
"Whose turn is it?" I asked loudly, trying to wake up the sleepy figures in front of me. The shop opened in exactly forty-five minutes and they were behind schedule. "Come on you guys one of us has to do it."

"Thank you for volunteering boss." Sango said in a cranky tone. I hated when they called me that. I hate it, because I am not the boss. Not officially.

"Oh no you don't. If you want to go get them Sango be my guest." This was probably the hardest part of the day. The morning. Have you ever seen five sleep deprived teenagers try to wake up before six A.M.? Let me tell you, it is not pretty. "Miroku why don't you go with her?"

"Who said I am going?" Sango's voice had raised several decibels.

"Yeah, and who said I was here?" Miroku questioned stupidly.

"Fine I'll go get them!" There goes Kago again. Is he ever not nice? "Tell me what you guys want."

"Raspberry jelly filled! Two of them!" Rin exclaimed with her normal, childish giddiness.

"Chocolate iced with sprinkles!"

"Carmel cream crunch and a glazed kuller!"

They all wanted weird named doughnuts, but I just like old-fashioned glazed. Kago knew that. Just like I knew that he only wanted one cinnamon twist.

"Okay, okay I will be back in ten." I watched him grab his coat off the rack and head out the glass door. About seconds after him I found myself also outside, walking down the dark sidewalk, right behind my friend. "What are you doing?" Kago queried once he realized I was following.

I had no clue what I was doing. I had just done it. "Going with you." I replied obviously, hoping he would leave it at that.

Like that would ever happen. "Why? If you were going to go anyway, why did you ask us to do it?"

"I don't know, I guess I just didn't want to go alone." There I didn't lie, but I didn't exactly tell the truth either. Honestly, the only reason I was going was because I didn't like Kago being out, in the real world, all by himself. He might be a guy, but he is one of the most naïve boys I have ever met. He is, really...

Flashback
I will never forget that crazy, disturbing day when the team and I had gone to the mall together. While we were there Kago had drifted away from the group. Nobody thought much of it until we heard something really disgusting. 'Want to take a walk with me?'

I still don't know the name of the jerk that had tried to pick Kago up, but I will always remember his face, and when I see it again I am going to rearrange it.

'No thanks I'm good.' Was Kago's answer, but the guy didn't take it.

'I insist sugar. I will show you a good time.' I had been ready to jump the pervert the moment he got more serious, but besides that I let Kago deal with it.

'I am having a good time by myself. Thank you anyway.' Even then he was polite. What a dork.

'I don't think you understand.' I saw the man latch his beefy hand onto his dainty arm and I lost my mind. My fist was in his face so fast that I didn't even know what was going on until I felt the pain in my knuckles.

'No, I don't think you understand! You're sick! Trying to get a little boy! Lets go Kago.' The expression I saw on that losers face was priceless. He looked so disturbed and distant.

'Bo-boy?' He stuttered out. Then I figured it out. The poor guy didn't even know that my friend was in fact a male, but I don't blame him. If I didn't know better I would say he looked like a girl too.

Reality
"Are you sure you can carry that all?" Kago questioned doubtfully while sipping on his espresso.

"Do I look like I can't?" I most likely did, considering I was carrying a cardboard cup holder that contained four coffees and two full bags of doughnuts.

"Of course you don't I was just offering." Covering his smirk he went back to drinking. "Hey Inuyasha do you think I am effeminate?"

Choking. I was choking on the saliva I was just about to swallow. Why did he have to surprise me with stuff like that? "What do you mean?"

"You know what I mean! Tell me what you think." He urged forcefully.

"Yes, you are. I have not met anyone more girly than you, with balls that is."

"Thank you Inuyasha!" Sarcasm etching his tone quite clearly.

"No problem squirt." I retorted.

"Why did Sesshomaru call last night?" Man, and here I thought that he had forgotten.

"You know, the regular check ups." Please let him buy that!

"Bull. He never does that. Tell me the truth." Kago demanded curiously.

"He wants to meet Rin. I guess he did research on her or something and found out that she is still supposed to be in that silly orphanage. I tried to tell him why she isn't there anymore, but he wouldn't listen." I sighed deeply, letting the effects of confession sweep over me.

"I see." He nodded and then continued. "Do you think he is going to send her back?"

"No, he's not that mean, but he might make her finish school."

"He didn't make me."

"You did home school though."

"Why can't she do that then?"

"How am I supposed to know. It's up to him not me." I know I sound upset, but that's because I am. I don't like not being in charge, and the only reason I am not is because of my older brother.

See, when my father died he left the parlor in Sesshomaru's name. All he gave me was enough money to get through college, but I was okay with that. I was until I found out that my sibling was going to sell the ice cream shop to some loan sharks.

I didn't know what else to do so I just asked Sesshomaru to trade me. My money for the parlor, and he agreed. On one condition. I had to graduate from college before I could actually own the shop. The only problem with that was he had all of my fundings.

Now I just save up all the money I get from working, until I have enough to get through the rest of school. I am not even half way yet.

"Are you okay Inuyasha?" Kago interrupted me, but what's new?

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" That is the lie of the century!

"Because we are talking about Sesshomaru. Anyways you look 'lost in space' or something." He added.

"I am always lost when I am around you." I meant that to sound harsh or cruel, but it didn't come out like that at all. I felt a blush burn my cheeks just as I saw Kago's face turned red.

Just picture, if you will, a guy telling a girl in a movie, 'I am only lost when I am around you'. now doesn't that remind you of some kind of corny love line. Only difference, was in a movie the girl would have replied, 'Together we can find our way'. But Kago would never say anything like that, would he?

Oh and don't worry no one dies a virgin... life screws us all!

HEY! HEY i am sooooooooooooo back! ya i love this story! i know i say that alot about my thingers but i really do! if there is anything else goofy or wrong with what i am writing please inform me, but beside that i have to go work on the next chapter to 'wife of a kingpin' so excuse me!

Love

The sick

Disturbed

Redrizen

just some jokes!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!