Disclaimer: Don't own Digimon, but will someday rule the world.

Don't be confused, this chapter starts off a little before the last one ended because it is now in Yamato's point of view. A lot of chapters will be like this, but some will not because it will not be needed. : ) Sorry that it's so late.

Yamato's point of view

I found a nice place in these bushes in the park. There was no way I could lose my brother and his clingy girlfriend as long as they stayed in the park. I hope that is what they plan to do. If they decide that the park is not to their liking then I am screwed for inspiration.

Why did I decide to use them for inspiration? I can't really remember, but it's fun to spy on my little brother. I'll make fun of him later for being a loser and creep him out because he doesn't know I'm here. It will be great, I'll totally convince him that I have magical powers. He'll believe me to because I'm his older brother and he has to.

People sure do idiotic things when they are in "love". They're all giggley and googly eyed. I'm getting sick just watching their stupidity. And speaking of stupid, what is that idiot over there doing? He's calling out to them! That bastard! He's going to ruin my plan! I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I'll just claim that it's a bad thing and tackle the kid.

"Eep!" The kid yelled as I pulled him into the bushes.

Hopefully Takeru and his girl didn't hear him. If they did then I hope that they are stupid enough to believe it was just a bird or something. It was the wind, yeah, the wind. The wind was yelling out at my brother in anger, telling him to get off.

"Mpf." The kid said. Man does this kid have a lot of hair.

"Oh, sorry. Just be quiet okay?" I said and then let go of his mouth. I'm glad the kid didn't try to bite me. That would have been a bummer. He could have given me rabies or something.

Whoa, this kid is kind of hot. Damn he's a total babe. It's to bad that he's probably a moron. Most guys that look like him are. It's a shame.

"Vampire!" Yes, he is a moron.

"Shut up. I'm not a vampire, you moron. Now shush." I said.

I checked out of the bushes to make sure my brother didn't notice anything. He looked to be toointohis girlfriend to notice anything. Puke.

"You could have fool me with your dark clothes and your pale complection. And why are you in the bushes? Trying to avoid something, like the sun?"

"This is just the way I dress!" I said. And it's not my fault that I despise the sun.

"Are you a rock star?"

"I wish." It would be great if I were a rock star. However, I am not and. . . .Takeru's gone!

"Damn I lost him."

"Vampire kid? Is that who you're spying on?" I turned around to where he was pointing only to come face to face with my brother.

"Ah, Takeru!"

"Why are you spying on me Yamato?" Takeru asked.

"Duh, he's a secret agent. . ."

You seriously are a moron aren't you?"

I left him there looking confused. He was either confused or angry anyway. Either way it was a good time to leave.

"Hey, what is the meaning of this?" The idiot yelled as he crawled out of the bushes.

"The meaning of what?" Takeru asked.

"Life?" I said.

"Well, the main reason we were born is to get into girls pants and have babies." The idiot said.

I can't believe he said it. Sure we were all thinking it or something close to it, but only a true moron would say it out loud. If any other girl besides his sister was here he'd be getting slapped.

"Taichi, how am I supposed to tell people you're not stupid when you say things like that?" His sister said.

"Hikari? It is you! Who is this guy that you're with?"

"Tai, this is Takeru. You know, my boyfriend."

You could tell that he had no idea who the hell my brother was. Something was definitely going through his mind, but he had no clue.

"Since when do you have a boyfriend?"

"Since a couple of months ago." Something was now coming to his mind now, you could tell by the way his face lit up. I was almost proud of him. Almost.

"You're the kid who wears those funny hats!"

"Yeah."

"What are you doing here?" The idiot asked.

"He's visiting his father and his brother." Hikari said.

"That'd be me." I said.

"Why don't you guys live together?" The idiot said.

"Our parents are divorced. Yamato lives with our dad and I live with mom." Yes, tell everyone in the world that our family lives are horrible. Just tell the world that our family sucks. He's saying itlike it's not that big of a deal too. It is a big deal! I'm so out of here.

I got about ten feet away until I heard footsteps coming up fast behind me. I didn't bother turning to see who it was because I knew that they'd catch up with me in no time. Sure enough the idiot was walking next to me, smiling like a moron.

"Why are you following me?" I asked.

"Well, I was wondering if we could hang out. I don't know anyone here and I think it would be. . ."

"Why me?"

"Because I really don't want to hang out with my aunt and you're the first person I met. You seem pretty cool to hang out with. So, what do you say?"

"Go to hell."

Why the hell did I have to pull this kid into the bushes? Now, he's going to follow me home and bug me for the rest of the summer. There's no getting rid of him. I'd fight him, but he's looks really strong and really hot. I'm in trouble.

Sorry if there's any mistakes. I didn't really look over it so I hope that it was good. Please review.