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Disclaimer: I still don't own Digimon.
Taichi's POV
Did I just throw the toaster? And blondie over there still isn't giving me bread to toast. Does he expect me to feed myself? I'm a guest, I can't really go digging through the cupboards that's rude. Maybe I should just go to my aunt's house. She'll give me food and if she doesn't I can dig through her cupboards. She's different than Yama so I have permission to go through her stuff.
"I'm going to my aunt's house." I said.
"Maybe I should have told you I was gay sooner if this is the reaction. I would have gotten rid of you a lot quicker." Yamato said.
"That's not why I'm leaving. Wait. . .you're gay?"
"Yes, I thought we figured this out."
"Oh yeah."
"Are you always this stupid?" Yamato asked.
"Only when I'm around you." Plus I'm really hungry. Feed me!
Maybe I should put the toaster back. I hope it's not broken. That would suck, then I'd have to buy them a new toaster. Also, toast is one of the greatest things you could eat. What else can you make in a toaster?
Bagels, english muffins, Pop Tarts, waffles, Waf-fulls, two totally different things. What else?
"I thought you were leaving?" Yamato said.
"You distracted me from my thoughts about toasters! Ugh, I hate you. What can you make in a toaster?"
"Toast." Takeru said.
"Toast." Yamato nodded in agreement with his brother.
"You two are evil. I meant other than toast."
"Don't call Yama evil. I know it's true, but you can't call him that." Oh dear me! Where did this guy come from? He just popped out of no where and is talking to me. He's like a wizard or something. I wish I was a wizard. I keep waiting for a letter to fall down on me and to tell me I'm special, but it never happens. Maybe this guy could hook me up with his wizard buddies. Haha, I kill myself. Wizards, there's no such thing.
I think I could do with some more sleep. I'm beginning to lose it.
"Is this guy bugging you Yama? Want me to get rid of him for you?" The new guy said.
"I was just leaving. See you later Yamato."
And now I find myself facing the great outdoors again and I have no idea where to go. I should have paid more attention when I followed Yamato home yesterday. Darn.
Hey, this lawn gnome looks familiar. I think we past it yesterday. Either that or I saw it when I was shopping with my mom for flowers. No, I'm sure we past it yesterday. I remember Yamato making a comment about how gnomes scare him. Hmmm . . .
Gnome tell me your secrets!
"Tai, why are you staring down that gnome. He's not going to blink so stop trying to have a contest with it. You'll lose." Ah, Yamato's brother is stalking me!
"When did you get here?" And why are you following me?
"I thought you might need some help getting back to your aunt's house and I want to see your sister, so I followed you."
Sure, answer the question I ask you in my head and not the one I said out loud. Creepy must run in their family.
Walking with this kid in silence is very disturbing. Maybe I should try to make conversation. How do you do that? Talk about the weather? No, that's stupid. Who talks about the weather?
"Um. . .is your toaster okay?"
Yeah, should have started talking about the weather. It would have been the smartest thing to say, but no I have to talk about a stupid toaster.
"I don't really know. I guess we'll find out when we decide to make toast." Takeru said.
"Or something else. What else would you make in a toaster?" Now this conversation is getting somewhere.
"I don't know. I don't really use the toaster."
"Toast, bagels, english muffins, Pop Tarts, is that one word or two? What else? Waffles, waf-fulls, grilled cheese sandwiches. I could totally make a grilled cheese sandwich in a toaster." This kid is looking at me like I'm some kid of a weirdo.
"Micowaves are so much better than toasters." Takeru said.
I like toasters the best myself. I can't think of anything else you could make in them though. Also, I had no idea how to spell waf-fulls. Oh my goodness. . .I just figured out so much more you could put in a toaster.Why couldn't I think of them ten seconds earlier. I'll have to put them in the next chapter. You'll figure out who the wizard guy is in the next chapter. That's about it, so REVIEW!
