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Taichi's point of view.

"Sandwich, sandwich, yummy, yummy, sandwich. Turkey, mustard, mayo too! Lettuce, pickles and black olives you'll go on the sandwich too! Oh sandwich I love you! You are so perfect. You are so yummy in my tummy. I could eat a million of you! My darling sandwich with turkey, ham and bacon too. With the onions and the peppers and. . .Yama your sandwich looks better than mine!" Oh no, my song was destroyed! Psshh. . .how dare Yamato have a tastier sandwich than me.

"It's probably because you put all that weird stuff on it."

"It's not weird! Don't worry my love, he doesn't really mean it." Glare.

"Tai quit glaring. That's my job."

"Right. So, what are we going to do after you talk to Rick?" I ask. I don't want to be bored.

"I don't know, probably go back to my place and. . ."

Huh? And what? Tell me! What the hell are you staring at? Is he checking someone out? Gasp, and it's not me! Wait, he's glaring at someone. Gasp, and it's not me!

"That's him." Yama said.

What is he talking about? It's who? All I see is some guy with glasses and. . .he's so gay. He's practically flaming. Hehe. I'm not sure what that has to do with being gay, but . . .hehe. He's so pretty, he looks like a girl.

"What are you laughing about?" Yamato asked.

"He's so gay." He rolls his eyes.

"In case you have forgotten, so am I. And I don't think you're all that straight either." Yamato said.

"What makes you say that?" He looks at me like I'm stupid, again. Can't people just stop looking at me like I'm a total moron. I know I am, but this time I don't know what it is I'm being stupid about.

"Your hand has been up my shirt for the last ten minutes. Yesterday, you sat on me when I was on the sofa and your hands were all over the place. The other day you wouldn't let go of my ass. Oh yeah, remember the shower incident." Oh, I remember that.

"I thought we weren't supposed to speak about the shower incident?" I asked.

"What shower incident? Nothing ever happened! Nothing! You never walked in on me in the shower, got that! You never saw me naked. You never . . .took your eyes off of me until I threw the shampoo bottle at your head. I hate you." He said.

"Hey, that bottle hurt." I think I still have a bump. It's not my fault that he has a sexy body that is so sexy I couldn't keep my eyes off of it or I guess my hands. Hehe.

"So, who's that guy?" I asked Yama. The guy in question was now mopping up the floor. I guess he works here.

"That's the guy Rick left me for." No wonder he's glaring at him like that. Poor Yama, he was dumped for this guy. The guy isn't even all that great looking. Psshh. . .Yama is way hotter. That Rick guy made a big mistake.

"Excuse me!" What? Why is Yama calling him over? Is he picking a fight? I guess I should back him up if it gets to bad. Hehe, Yama in a fight. Like that would ever happen! Ha, Yamato kicking someone's ass! It's just too funny. Yamato's all talk, he'd lose in a fight.

"Yes?" The guy said and came over.

"Is Rick working today?" Yamato asked. I guess the two have never met before.

"He's not getting back together with you." Or I guess they have.

"Don't worry I don't want him. Is he working or not? I don't want to spend longer than needed out."

"He should be here any minute now."

"Thank you." Yamato said and then the guy walked away.

I'm disappointed, I wanted there to be a fight. Now, I'm bored and still hungry. My sandwich is all gone! No! Yamato still has half a meatball sub left! Maybe he'll give me some of it. Quick, make a cute face and pout Tai. Give me the sub Yama. I know you want too!

"Is Tai still hungry? Does Tai want some of my sub?"

"Yes! Oh, yes, yes, I want, I want!"

"What do you say?"

"Um. . . please?"

"No, I don't think that's what you say."

"Give me the fucking sub!"

"I've trained you so well!" Yay, I get his sub and a hug. Snuggles! Mmmm. . .Yama feels so good.

"Oh, is Yamato oh a date? How cute." No, don't let go of me Yama! Tai needs his hugs!

"Why would I be on a date? With him of all people?" Whoa, ouch. That's a blow.

Not like I want to be dating Yama. We're both guys and . . .that doesn't really matter. I don't know why I wouldn't want to be dating Yama. I really like him.

Yamato's point of view.

On a date he asks? How dare he ask such a question?

"I came here because I need to talk to you. He came here with me because he can't be trusted at my house by himself." He will destroy all of my things, all of my appliances.

"Oh, is he living with you now?" Rick asked.

"Yeah. I sort of told him he could stay with me till the end of the summer because I felt sorry for him. His aunt is my teacher and she's a wicked witch. No one deserves to have to live with her."

"Rick, we're on cleaning duty today. The bathrooms are in a great need of some soap. People need to wash their hands you know."

Oh great, it's that guy. Yes, both of you be all cuddly and kissy in front of me. It's not like I care anyway. I have no feelings.

"Hey there hot stuff!" Rick made a grab for his new guy to kiss him, but the new guy pushed him away. Ha!

"Rick, not in public."

"Just a little kiss come on!"

"Well, maybe just a little one."

Okay, I am so out of here. Just because I don't have feelings doesn't mean it doesn't still piss me off. I need some ice cream. Ice cream will take the pain away. Or maybe it's chocolate that takes the pain away. I can have them both.

SMACK! What the hell was that?

Tai!

"Hey! What the hell was that for?" Rick yelled.

Tai. . .he just. . .but why?

"You're the one who's hurting Yama. Maybe I should come after you with a baseball bat. Lucky for you I don't have one. I'm not weird and carry baseball bats around when I don't play baseball! Maybe instead I'll kick soccer balls at your head!"

Tai seems really angry, but why? Why is he doing this? He hit Rick.

"You're so going to. . ."

"That's enough Tai. Let's go. You're going to buy me some ice cream."

"Yay! Ice cream! Sorry, Rick. I kind of lost it."

"It's okay. It was my fault. I shouldn't have acted like that. I'm sorry Yamato."

Sorry for what. I'm already not caring. I'm going to go get ice cream with Tai and. . .wait. . .I'm supposed to be killing Tai not eating ice cream and sandwiches with him. I underestimated him. His cuteness is too strong.

"Like I care what you do with your boyfriend." I say and walk away. "Oh." I turn back to Rick.

"I'll come over to your house around six. I need to talk to you." I did come all this way for a reason anyway.

"Yeah okay."

"You said you would come back later. I thought later would mean later that day not a week?"

"Sorry, I got . . .um. . .busy." Oh puke! I don't want to know what he was busy doing. The blush on his and the new guys faces gives me a hint though. That's so gross.

"I don't think I like you two meeting alone together." The new guy said after a few minutes of me being grossed out.

I too would be worried if my boyfriend was going to be spending time with his hot ex-boyfriend. Hey, Rick dumped me for him though.

"Don't worry, I won't make a move on your boyfriend. I'm totally over him. By the way my name is Yamato and this is Taichi. Tai get the straw out of your nose!" Geez, I can't take him anywhere.

"Sorry." Tai said.

"I'm Jesse. And you didn't seem to be over Rick a few minutes ago."Rick's boyfriendsaid.

"Well, that was a few minutes ago. His feeling could have changed by now." Tai said.

Giggle. Taichi is so cute!

"Good answer." I say.

"Was that a giggle Yamato?" Rick asked.

"Um. . .no. Shouldn't you be working?"

"Shit, you're right."

" I'm always right" Except for those times I was wrong. "Let's go get some ice cream Tai."

So, I don't really like this chapter. What do you think? Nothing much happened. Nothing much happens in any of the chapters. Gasp! I need to move things along. Please review.