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The next week on RAW, the first thing to happen after Stephanie McMahon made her "bitch is back" statement, and slapped the taste out of everyone's mouths who tried to move on with the show, she made her way to the back.
Amy stood at the entrance to the rampway, and smiled nervously at Stephanie as she made her way back. Steph smiled back at her, and clapped a hand on her shoulder. "Go kick some ass, girl," Steph said encouragingly, making Amy smile gratefully at her. "Do a kickass promo, and put mine to shame."
Amy laughed. "Please, Steph, you know damn well I can't do a better bitch promo than you," she joked. "I'll do the best I can."
A tech came running up to Amy and tapped her on the shoulder. "Two minutes till we come back from commercial, Miss Dumas," he said.
Amy nodded her understanding. "Got ya, thanks." The tech ran off, and Amy prepped herself, shaking her shoulders as Steph walked off to talk to some of the other wrestlers about what they were going to do during their time on the show that night. Get mad, Amy, she told herself. Think of how she hit you with that chair. Get angry, and bitch out the crowd.
"We're back from commercial!" Steph yelled over top of the commotion that was commencing between the wrestlers, riggers and tech crew. "And cue Amy's music!"
The opening beat to "Love Fury Passion Energy" began to play, and, taking a deep breath and putting on the bitch look, she stepped out to the boo's of the crowd, scowling at them nastily. She could hear J.R. and King commenting on what had happened the week before. King was saying that she had every right to be angry, seeing as how her boyfriend was now forced to wrestle on SmackDown for a living, while J.R. was scorning her for what happened between her, Edge and Matt. "That jezebel should be damn lucky Edge and Matt are finally separated once and for all," he argued back at King, who was ogling her, as he did with all the Divas. "The two of them would've KILLED each other! I, for one, am glad this whole controversy is over; now we can get back to our everyday lives."
She stepped into the ring and signaled for a rigger to bring her a microphone. She snatched it away from him, a hint of annoyance on her face, playing up to her role as a heel. The crowd had already begun its chorus of calling her a whore, slut, and anything else under the sun, and this was before she had the chance to speak.
She flashed them an angry look, then raised the mic to her lips. "Last week, at the RAW Homecoming, it was supposed to be a Homecoming, all right." The crowd booed, and she tossed her hair angrily. "That night was supposed to be the best night of my love's life. We had the ultra pathetic Matt Hardy beaten, broken, and out of commission, and Edge was climbing the ladder, on his way to victory." She held her hands above her head, making motions in the sense that she was climbing a ladder. "And, just as we were about to accomplish our feat of ending Matt Hardy's career for good, this crap had to happen. Roll the footage, you idiots!" she bellowed into the mic, and the camera flashed to the TitanTron, where they showed the clip of Krys sneaking out from under the ring apron with a chair to hit Lita.
The TitanTron then showed Krys helping Matt beat Edge to kick him off of RAW once and for all. The crowd cheered at the look of fury on Lita's face as the dyed redhead and her former ex-boyfriend kissed in the middle of the ring.
The screen then shot back to the glare on Lita's face as she looked at the crowd. "Each and every one of you pathetic losers are glad that Edge isn't on RAW any longer, aren't you?" she snapped. The crowd cheered loudly, much to her character's annoyance. "You're glad that bitch ruined my chances of being with the man I love, aren't you?" The crowd cheered again, further adding to the pissed off look she now had on her face.
"Well, you can all go to hell!" she shouted. "The best thing that's ever happened to my life lost the most important match of his career to date! That man is going to ruin my life on RAW from now on, and it's all that bitch's fault!"
Just then, the guitar solo from Poison's "So Tell me Why" aired throughout the arena. People looked around to see who the person was with this new theme song, then cheered as Krys stepped out onto the rampway, dressed in dark blue jeans and a purple "Sensei of Mattitude" shirt. "Hey, chick!" Krys called out casually, a smile plastered on her face as she walked down the ramp, and into the ring. "I was in the back, you know, just hangin' around, talking to all the friends you lost, when I couldn't help overhearing your little bitch fit in the ring. So I stopped by my new close buddy Matt Hardy's locker room, and I see this bitch blowing a gasket over one little match. Get it through your hella dyed hair, Leets: Adam is gone, and he isn't coming back. However, if you insist on going through with this rant and vendetta of yours, I'll be more than happy to shut you up once and for all." The sweet tone in her voice was gone, and it was replaced by one full of anger and vengeance. "You and Edge have been running your mouths for far too long, saying you're victims of this bullshit more than Matt has. Well I say, bullshit. You opened your legs to the guy, and this whole mess is your fault. You wanna continue to run your mouth?" The two were now face to face, nose to nose. "I'll be more than happy to shove this mic right up your stupid dirty blonde, plastic and silicone enhanced ass!"
The two Divas faced each other in the ring, aware of the fans cheering for a good fashioned brawl, when Lita backed away. "You're not even worth it, Krys," she said, with a sneer on her face. "You'll see that Matt isn't gonna be worth all the trouble. But, if you insist on being a total bitch about the whole thing..." Lita dropped the mic and charged at Krys, who ducked, and retorted with a kick to the gut. Krys held Lita by her hair for a moment, then looked at the crowd, who started screaming hysterically. Smirking, she saw Matt making his way down to the ring. Krys shoved her to Matt, who faced his ex-girlfriend with a twisted smile on his face. He then hooked her head under his arm, threw the V1 sign, and spun around and down, delivering a particularly brutal Twist of Fate.
As Lita lay hurting in the ring, Krys and Matt exited the ring in each other's arms, laughing at what had become of the former Women's Champion. The two continued laughing at the top of the ramp, then went to the back as the show cut to a commercial break.
