The Truth About Orochimaru
By Topaz Talyn for Link and Luigi's fanfiction contest
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters
I know you all think that Orochimaru is a crazy megalomaniac pedophilic weirdo but you're wrong.
HE'S WORSE! Much worse!
When I left Konoha I thought that he would give me absolute power with which I could kill (or destroy if you prefer) my evil older brother. And for about a month things were alright. He trained me in a number of forbidden jutsus and helped me grow a substantial amount.
However after he determined that I had grown enough to become his new body he got really creepy.
Did you ever wonder why he picked a woman for his second body? Well so did I until one day I walked in on him in his new male body and he was… Dancing.
In a dress.
Seriously, He had on a full evening gown complete with feather boa, and high heels. Now that image alone was enough to traumatize me for life but it got a whole lot worse.
When Orochimaru turned around and saw me he shrieked and declared that no one could see him like this. His snakes ensnared me as he plotted what to do. Finally he hit upon the perfect solution. A way to keep me from telling anyone about his "hobby" but still keep me in top form for use as a future vessel. This was bad because I had planned on escaping before he was able to make me into his vessel.
The next thing I knew I was in a deep pit in the heart of Orochimaru's lair. It's horrible the walls are impossible to climb even with my charka control. Orochimaru visits me every day. In fact here he comes now.
……………………………………..
Orochimaru approached the pit. Using one of his snakes he lowered a basket to Sasuke. After a moment he spoke to his future vessel,
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the snake again."
Author's Note: This was written for a contest on The Kiba. The challenge was to write about a character's worst moment.