Author Notes: I don't do, you don't sue

An idiotic (late) New Year's Chapter! Enjoy!

Italic: Thoughts or Flashbacks

Bold: Emphasis

Before Naruto and the gang could escort their client, they had to meet him/her first!

So, after trudging back to Tsunade, Kakashi a bit scared of the evil "hag", they met up on Rose, their client. We won't tell you the mission because of many reasons amongst the fact I'm really lazy.

Back to Rose. Rose was an 18 year old girl participating in the new Moon Country talent and pageant show. She was quiet and nice, with black hair that seemed to roll on and on. Speaking of rolls, Kakashi noticed Rose had some NICE curves. Let's just ignore Kakashi's hentai mind and move on.

Rose's personality was quiet. She was interested in nature, as demonstrated through the entire "feed the birds" routine when Team 7 first met her. She wasn't interested in guys, least of all, "angst" guys. In summary, the exact opposite of Sakura. Except, Sakura wasn't a really good ninja, and who the heck knows? Girls can surprise you. So, for the sake of me not being flamed to death, ALMOST the exact opposite of Sakura.

Sasuke looked at Rose. DAMN! She is SO going to replace Hinata on my posters. Kakashi wasn't a really good influence on him and we'll save the Sas/Hina story for later (I mean, this is a NARUTO STORY!) Besides, Sasuke had to stop a nosebleed, and soon!

Sakura looked back form Sasuke and Rose. A new challenger! She's SO dead. That Inner Sakura was SO evil and knew a lot of bad hand motions.

Naruto, being the cheerful and annoying brat he is, immediately yelled "HI" at Rose and scared the living Konoha out of her. Despite that, they made instant friends, and Naruto made a quick decision. She's even prettier than Sakura! And hanging out with Jiraiya (Damn Ero-Sennin) didn't help out either. Naruto had to hold back a nosebleed soon enough.

Anyways, since today was the Konoha Square (Ninja version of Times Square) celebration, they just COULDN'T leave! I mean, how could you leave? You must be a monster! BAH!
I'm sidetracking from the story aren't I? Well, I feel silly, and it'll show soon enough.
So, off they went to Konoha Square, with most of the population attending there, including Hinata and Neji, who will play an important role in this chapter because I said so.

As Rose and Team 7 watched on as the celebrations commenced, two illiterate enemy ninjas watched on, planning to crash the said party.

The Fifth Hokage pushed the kunai that would start the leaf's descent. And the ninjas, Hinaji and Neta (notice the craziness?) attacked the leaf. Hinaji looked like Hinata except for the hair and the angst look. Neta was exactly like Neji except he wore a really big jacket. Really scary to everyone. Of course, Hinata and Neji, being of the Hyuuga clan, got front row seats and promptly went after the idiots. The ninjas threw a kunai, which almost poked the eye out of Naruto. Now Hinata was mad. And Neji was really mad. I mean, why did they have to mess up the one thing he liked? Did I mention, Neji liked confetti. Go figure.

Hinata and Neji used their Gentle Fist style of fighting and in short time, had Hinaji and Neta running. To a tunnel. Which had a sign that said it was caved in.

"10!"

Hinata literally broke Hinaja's hand. Neji was bored, so he flipped his hair and poked the eye out of Neta.

"9! 8!"

Hinata proceeded by doing "64 Divination Field" on Hinaja. Yes she was that mad. Neji wanted to top the Main House, so he did 2, I repeat, TWO, "64 Divination Fields" on Neta. Poor Neta.

"7!6!5!4!3!2!"

By this time, Hinata and Neji were bored, so they just sat on Hinaja and Neta.

"1!"

Then Hinata and Neji gave them the 1,000 years of pain technique, and it hurt a lot.

Hinaja and Neta flew outside, straight into the path of the very sharp and pointy leaf following down.

Ouch.
After the celebrations, Team 7 headed home and Rose rented a hotel for the night.

Everyone said their goodbyes and Team 7 left with a parting thought.

No, Kakashi! You can't sleep with her!

Jeez, that Kakashi.

Hinaja: Review please!

Neta: We will annoy you with grammar bad, Or else.

Listen to the above and review o.o

Next Up: A C-Ranked Mission(Finally!)