Chapter 4: Ron's Misunderstanding

: WARNING Chapter has strong sexual content do not read if you do not like, there is no importance to the story in this chapter just humor :

: NO FLAMES FOR THIS CHAPTER I WARNED YOU! :

It had been one week at the Burrow and tension was forming between Hermione and Ron. Harry didn't know what to do. Hermione just being in Ron's presence got Ron fired up. He had to run out of the room everytime leaving Harry and Hermione to talk alone. Harry knew Ron still like Hermione and his hormones were racing. Harry only sighed. One particular night disgusted him horribly.

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Harry woke up one night to Ron muttering in his sleep, something about Hermione.

"Hermione, don't stop. Lick it good. Mmmmmmm that's nice. Suck it. Yeah, like that. You're such a good girl. Nnn nn uuuggghhh." Harry go so sick he ran to the bathroom. His best mate was having dreams about his best girl mate. Not just dreams but dreams of her giving him...head. Harry shuttered as he puked into the toilet bowl. It was a good five minutes before he was able to leave. He grabbed a sleeping bag from Ron's closet and went into the twins' room.

"Harry it's one in the morning." Fred complained.

"Yeah, well, You're brother is having disgusting dreams and I can't take it."

"What dreams?" George came too, eager to know what his little brother was doing in his dreams.

"It's horrible."

"Tell us!"

Harry told them about the dream, barely able to keep from getting sick.

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"Harry, I can't take it anymore. I wanna have her!" Ron muttered when he saw Hermione running in the back yard playing volleyball with Ginny and the twins, both in bikinis. They watching the girls angainst boys match and laughed as Hermione spiked the ball right into George's shin.

"Well, mate, the way I see it, you gotta tell her."

That night, after Ginny went to bed, the trio was up in Ron's room, drinking and having a great time. They began to play strip poker and Hermione ended up being in just her pink thong and a very skimpy bra , both boys managed to keep enough clothes on to be in boxers and pants. They gave up on poker and played truth or dare not bothering to re-dress.

"Truth or dare, Mione?" Harry asked.

"Truth."

"Why do you always study so much?"

"I want to be the best student that ever was at Hogwarts. Ron, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Why do you always choose truth?"

"I'm afraid of dare."

"Harry truth or dare?"

"Dare me."

"I dare you to run down to Ginny's room and steal one of her panties out of the dirty clothes hamper, whichever is your favorite, then I'll tell you the rest when you get back." Harry walked out the door, and came back about 10 minutes later, one of her garments in hand."Ok now, I wanna see you smell the crotch and lick it." Harry did the dare, a blush on his face.

"Ok, Hermione truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to... ummm... take your bra off and go in the closet with Ron, making him lick and suck your nipples and such." Hermione did so and came out of the closet, Ron closely behind, a certain something causing a lump in his pants. They quit playing the game as they progressively got horribly drunk.

The trio became a group thrill as Ron ate Hermione out and Harry fondled her boobs. Ron got more and more excited, he took off his pants and began banging Hermione, while Harry was over her head receiving a blow job.

Ron woke up to butt-raping a sleeping Harry. Hermione was on the floor, still in her thong.

"RON! GET OUT OF MY ASS!" Harry was furious.

"What the hell is going on?" Hermione asked as she stirred awake.

"Well, we all fell asleep on the floor, right after you and Ron came out of the closet, I guess Ron was dreaming of banging someone, but I wake up to the dickwipe butt-raping me!" Harry pushed Ron of of him and got dressed. Hermione found her clothes and dressed herself as Ron did the same.

After Hermione left the room Ron turned to Harry, "Sorry, mate. I thought I was doing Hermione, but I wake up to you."

"You need to watch that misunderstanding and tell Hermione how you feel so you'll quit butt-raping me." Harry said slightly irritated. Ron nodded and went to shower.

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I know it was horribly sex driven, but I just had to throw it in for laughs. I had to get Ron to butt-rape Harry. For those who didn't know, the group thrill was Ron's dream. I know it was kind of sick, but I put a warning at the top, so NO FLAMES!

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