The Therapy Sagas
Chapter 3: If I ever hear the word like again…
I do not own the x-men. I know you know that I know that you know that I don't own them but yeah I have to do this.
Now to answer some reviews:
Josie: At no point and time will I ever kill off Jean Grey in any of my fan fictions. She is my favorite character of all time. I just said I might need a gun because I love Scott summers. It's supposed to be sort of a joke. And that thing about her having no personality, I will show you her personality when her chapter comes, after professor Xavier's, which will be after Kurt's; who is after rogue, who is after Remy, who is after kitty. Who is going now.
Wolf of Fire: would it kill you to freaking update? If you don't I will be sending a chapter to you to use. Thank you for steeling clay for me. Oh and tell wolfie thanks for steeling Scott for me. Greatly appreciated. You guys are the best! They are my first reviewers, and my favorites because they're so funny.
Now for the story:
Name: Katharine Pryde
Age: 14
Date: 6/3/05
Time: 12:45
I was sitting in my office. Ok so it's Dr. what's-his-name?' office. I just stayed here because I had no finals and all my other friends did so I couldn't bug tem. Anyway, back to the story. I was doing just fine. Day dreaming about Scott Summers and him half naked in a hot tub with --- whoa sorry kida went of there. You don't need to know that I think that. Then the devil's daughter herself walked in. she's every prep hater's worst nightmare.
She was a somewhat short person. Ok she's really short. I'm her same age and I'm like five inches taller than her (sorry I do not know the metric conversion for those of you who use that system. I never bothered to learn to use it or how to convert it. So all you need to know is that it's a pretty big gap.) She wore a pink sweater and blue capris with yes more pink at the bottom.
"What the heck is with all the pink," I think to myself. "Even her hair tie is pink!"
"Um like hi," she said.
"Damn it! She's a damn valley girl!" I thought to myself. "Hello Miss Pryde," I said answering her somewhat irritating and very perky greeting. "Just have a seat on the couch."
"So um like what are we like gonna do today?" she asked me still unhumanly perky.
"Commit suicide," I think to myself. "Talk about how your life is going and if you're having any problems discuss them and get them out into the open," I force myself to say but in my mind I add, "And what drug you're taking that makes you so damn perky!"
"all right," she starts. " well my life's like pretty easy. I like get totally straight A's, and have like the greatest friends who are like the best in like the whole entire world. Oh and then there's like my parents. They're like totally awesome and like totally cool."
"Um interesting: I comment pretending I care. I pretend to write some thing down on the clipboard. Then she continues.
"then there's like principal Kelly. He's like really strange and stuff, ever since like the gymnasium like totally caught on fire and like stuff," she says annoying me further with her valley girl talk.
"She just said like a hundred million times in the span of five minutes," I thought looking gat my watch. "So do you have anything else that you would like to talk about?" I asked her hoping her answer is no so I can go get some Advil for this headache of mine. Of course it's not because then this would be a very short and boring chapter. I haven't even done something incredibly stupid yet.
"Actually there's like this guy Lance. He can be like a total jerk and stuff sometimes, then at like other times he's like a totally cute sweaty. Then there's like Piotr Nikolaievithch Rasputin and he's like totally buff and like strong and like stuff. Oh and he's like super tall. I mean like tall tall. Like a whole total like foot taller than me," she said going on and on and on and on and on saying like after every single word.
I started to doodle. I then noticed what I was drawing. Some things include
jumping out the window screaming like the crazy person I am.
Shoving her off a cliff and laughing maniacally
Shooting myself
Shooting her then shooting her again and sending her to Russia in a honey baked ham. (this is a joke in our lesson groups at school. Mr. D if you're reading this ,and you're probably not, you are the best music teacher.)
Stuff involving a guieteen
Some other things involving a bunch of torture devices that young children should not read.
Hearts surrounds all of these things with such things as: Mrs. Scott Summers, Rae and Scott forever, and my personal favorite, Mrs. Rae Summers. She's still babbling. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blablahblaba Blah Blah Blah. I keep thinking to myself. I start to rummage through this crackpots desk. I found some puppets. I found two that would fit my needs well. One was a puppet with long brown hair that was wearing red and had hazel eyes. The other one was in a lot of pink and had a ponytail with brown hair and blue eyes. I walked over to the window. The puppets were on my hands. The beautiful longhaired puppet started to strangle and beat up the other pink wearing puppet. This went on for about 15 more minutes. The pink wearing puppet was getting the crap kicked out of her. My hand was going to be bruised tomorrow morning but at this point and time I don't really care. I'm having too much fun. Then I ruined it for my self and I say this stupid thing out loud, "Take that you stupid valley girl!" I start laughing my evil laugh. Don't laugh at me. you all know that you have your own evil laugh. We Jott fans use ours when we write something that tortures Tayrn or anyone else that thinks she can steal Scott from Jean or us coughs Emma's name . "I really need to start watching what I say out loud." I think to myself. I throw the puppets out the window. We weren't on the first level and this happened:
"Owe!" screamed some random person. He started to mutter various curses. He looked up and saw my window open. "I'm gonna sue you for every penny that you got you stupid punk!"
I think he gave me the finger but I'm not sure. I think the FCC blurred it out. Okay to the FCC was nowhere to be seen. I forgot to put on my glasses this morning and anything that's more than 20 feet away from me is really blurry. Then I remember that my doctor is going to be sued, I'll save that for another story. I'll need lots and reviews for that though. Now back to Kitty and her annoying valley girl talk.
"So what's your fascination with the word like?" I asked her. I swear if I hear it again I'm going to snap. I put on an overly fake smile.
"Um like what do you mean?" she asked.
My eye started to twitch. She did it. No one thought that it was possible but she did it. She made me snap even further.
"that's it I want you out. I can't take it anymore. It's like this and like that. lance is so cute, but I totally don't care that you can't tell him you love him because you're in love with the Russian giant Pier Nickleback Ras-who –gives-a-friekin-care!. Oh and please remember to pay the lady at the desk. Now Get out of my office. Better yet leave town or the state. Maybe the country or the hemisphere, why don't you just leave the planet. That way you can start your own planet that's centered around the word like!" I yelled at her.
"Um like bye," she says and closed the door. I was about to go all she hulk and everything when I noticed my next patient.
"Hey he's kinda hot. Wonder if he's single?" I ask myself.
Well there you have it. Some things that you should know: I don't own Advil or she hulk. For those of you who think I'm a hypocrite for writing this after reading my profile when I said jott fans don't really bash other people, I'm not. If I'm bashing anyone in this story it's probably myself because I make myself look like and idiot. I'm just trying to do something funny because I've already written out the next chapter and it's not that funny. So if anyone could give me ideas for gambit it would be great. Oh and nothing with Rogue unless it's funny because I've already got stuff in there about her. See y'all and don't forget to review.