I'm back with chapter of what I think is 7 of the therapy sagas. Thank you all who reviewed especially Telepathic Angel who was the only one who didn't bite my head off for the whole Jemy thing into to make a wish. Thank you so much.
Chapter 7: Kinetic Flame's Sexy Beast Man
Name: Remy LeBeau
On the desk there was a make shift stage. The curtain was made of a certain green material that was suspected to be from the cross dressing therapist. Finally a plastic fork appeared in the middle with a sharpie face on it.
"I'm Harry Potter," said someone with a very bad attempt at a British accent.
"And I am Ron," said another one with a bad attempt but was much higher.
"Let's go bother Snape," said the fork.
"Okay," said the spoon.
A plastic knife was know on the "stage" and said, "I am Snape the potions master."
"Let's get him," said the spoon. The plastic implements then proceeded to prod at the poor knife saying, "Bother. Bother. Bother." The knife disappeared leaving the spoon and fork alone.
"That was fun," said the spoon.
"I like the part when he stopped moving," said the fork.
"Let's do it again."
"Okay." They again began to poke and prod at the spoon but the knife fought back this time.
"Avade Kedvra," said the knife and green sequins fell on them. The spoon and fork were dropped.
"Hello Severus," said a Spork who was supposed to be Dumbeldore. "Oh look young Harry and run are taking an afternoon nap." It was at this time that the knife, aka Snape, decided to make his escape. "Let's see what they have in their pockets. Nine Snickels and a Dung bomb, this is my lucky day. Now where did Snape go? More importantly where the hell am I? Oh well. It's naked time!" the Spork's napkin, which was colored with a purple marker, was ripped off and the Spork proceeded to dance. There was then applause.
"Was it me, or did that applause not sound like it was in your head?" Liz asked me.
"Nope I heard it too, but then again my friends think I'm crazy!" I yelled at her.
"You know you love me in a non passionate way," Liz said with that ridiculous grin on her face.
"Um Liz don't turn around," I said to her.
"Why the hell not?" she asked and turning around. "It's HIM!"
"I told you not to turn around."
"Hello. I be Remy LeBeau," he said. It was Gambit. We had seen him on the news. We usually refer to him as Kinetic Flame's Sexy Beast Man though, but I'd never say that in front of him or anything or would I?
"Take a seat," I said.
"Yes please do," Liz said.
"How come Remy be so luck to get such gorgeous ladies as you?" he asked us. I think Liz was just about to pass out, but she's been sick lately and always looks that way when she is.
"He keeps smiling at us," Liz said in a singing kind of mumble whisper thingy.
"So why don't you sit on the couch," I said trying to ignore my sick friend.
"Dat sounds kinda lonely. Why don't you sit wit Remy?" he asked us, but before I could respond or he could finish the question, Liz was already sitting on the couch.
"Sure no problem," she said.
"Um so it says you have a multiple personality?" I asked him looking quite confused. I had read a case of MPD before and he just didn't seem like the type to have a mental issue to this extent.
"Well yes I do. But I don't know what he's like. I don't remember much when he is around only what he writes in the journal which isn't much or often," he explained.
"Fascinating," Liz said not really paying attention just really staring at him.
"Yes here is my Journal," he said handing it to me.
"Naked man? Naked Man? The name of your multiple personality is Naked Man?" I asked him.
"Yes fair maiden I am Naked Man," he said in a bad imitation of a super hero voice. He took off his trench coat but he still had clothes on. I don't think he could really tell the difference.
"How come I have to fall for the guy with the mental problems," Liz asked me.
"Do you really want me to answer that?" I asked her.
"No not really," she said.
"Well then don't ask," I told her. Gambit was now running around the room with his hands outstretched pretending to fly. "We should let him go."
"But he's so good looking and hot," Liz said.
"What about Shessomaru?" I asked her.
"He's not real," she said quickly.
"Billie Joe?"
"Married!"
"Whatever," I said but opened the door and Naked Man; I mean Gambit ran out the door.
Well that's it kind of short but I felt bad about not updating. See you guys soon and please review.
That whole Harry Potter thing in the beginning I don't own. You can go to sillyone dot com to see it. And you can thank a 9-year-old kid for this chapter because he gave me the idea for it when he was playing with one of his sister's Barbie dolls.
There are only 4 more chapters left. And next time we'll explore the great insanity that is Professor Charles Francis Xavier.
I also don't own Liz, Harry Potter or Barbie.