" Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmmm, hmm. Bored, so very bored…cold, so very cold… Hungry, so very hungry… Snowy, so very snowy… stupid, so very"
" Would you shut the bloody hell up!" shouted anti-Cosmo trembling with rage.
" Well jeez! Can't I just complain in peace!" retorted anti-Chelsea.
" Lets go."
" Huh?"
" Its obvious they aren't coming to get us any time soon… We should just go."
"Where, in the middle of no where, in an ice age, with no direction, are we going to go?" asked the perplexed anti-Chelsea staring at the frozen tundra.
" Any where is better the here…"
They started on their journey across the meadow with only a small sack of food and a little clothing. Stopping once because anti-Chelsea found that the Ice was NOT thick enough in a certain place…
" O…o…okay, I… a…. a…. am free…freezing…" stuttered the drenched anti-fairy.
" I told you it wasn't thick enough to ice skate on! Its your own god damn fault!" said anti-Cosmo with a sigh and a bit of anger. " You probably have hypothermia."
……………
" Anti-Chelsea?" asked anti-Cosmo turning around to find his good, but crazy, friend who should have had an insult ready.
" Look at that!" said anti-Chelsea pointing to the sky.
Anti-Cosmo looked to the sky and stared at the magnificent beast that flew overhead, its scaly skin catching the glow of the snow in such a wonderful way. The creature opened its mighty jaws and let out an earsplitting roar across the vally.
Anti-Chelsea stared in marvel at the dragon gliding on its shiny colorless wings, while as anti-Cosmo paled.
" We should run. Right now!!!!" anti-Cosmo shouted to anti-Chelsea. But the enthralled anti-Chelsea ignored him. She stared at the dragon and a grin splayed across her face. She wanted one of those grand scales…
" Hey, anti-Cosmo, I think I know what I want to do while were humans…"
" What?" asked anti-Cosmo, a slight bit afraid of what that could be.
" I want to be a dragon slayer!" she said watching the great mighty white dragon fly into the dusk of night.
Why? How on earth are you going to kill dragons? How can you think of such a stupid thing? Do you WANT to die? These things he so dearly wanted to ask her, but what else were they supposed to do? They had no money, no place to sleep, no place to go. Why not slay a dragon? It will only get you KILLED!!!
Anti-Chelsea, seeing him and knew exactly what he was thinking, argued back.
" Anti-Cosmo, we either starve or freeze to death. Facing an ice dragon doesn't give us any worse of an option. We either get eaten, frozen or crushed, Or we defeat it become rich and famous and have a life. Which is the better option?"
Damn! Thought anti-Cosmo. She argued with me and I hadn't even said a word!
" Fine…" said anti-Cosmo giving into her stupid, but true, argument. " but we first need to find a town so we can rest and find some weapons and food for our journey."
" That's ok for me!" she said and jumped up to continue their journey through the valley. " This will be soooooo fun!" shouted anti-Chelsea.
" Yes, dieing would be so wonderful. Can't wait…"stated anti-Cosmo bleakly.
" WE aren't going to die, YOU are!" anti-Chelsea shot back.
" Like you could live through an attack by rabbit!" retorted anti-Cosmo.
" Yea, well, I don't get out smarted by a fox on a regular bases!"
" At least I'm not out smarted by EVERYTHING on a regular bases!"
And their journey continued as did their warfare…