Hey every body! Thanks for reviewing. By the way I forgot to say I didn't own the fairly odd parents. And guess what, I don't own it! Wow, that was sooooooo obvious!
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Anti-Cosmo and anti-Chelsea had been walking only for twenty minutes, but they had made quiet a distance, for they were now walking beside one of the snowy mountains.
" So. Anti-Cosmo, which direction should we take?" asked anti-Chelsea impatiently.
" Would you be quiet?! I am trying to remember if the sun sets in the west of the south."
" Uh, anti-Cosmo, if we have no idea which way any town is, why would that help us?" anti-Chelsea asked.
"………"
" Thought so. I'll pick the direction!!!" she said happily.
" Were doomed." Stated anti-Cosmo.
" We are not!"
" Oh, just pick the god damn bloody way!" said anti-Cosmo, not wanting to get into another fight.
Anti-Chelsea smiled and spun around three times with her finger pointing out. After the third spin she stopped and said triumphantly " we go, that way!" than she collapsed on top of the snow. " After I'm not dizzy anymore," she said putting a hand to her head.
" Ah, no wonder you get lost so often!" said anti-Cosmo.
Both of them looked in the direction she had picked. It was a cliff with a sheer drop. There was no way to climb up the slippery slop without an ice pick.
" Do I get a second choice?" asked anti-Chelsea meekly.
" NO! With you, we'll end up going OVER a cliff before we make it to the town! We'll just go that way."
" Why that way?"
" It's the opposite way the dragon went…"
" Well, lets go…"
The daring duo marched on as the sun blazed high in the sky. It was still freezing cold even with the sun.
" ANTI-COSMO!" shouted anti-Chelsea suddenly, anti-Cosmo nearly jumping ten feet off the ground.
" What!? What is it?!"
" I see smoke!" she said happily.
" Yes, I saw it too! But did you have to scream it in my ear!!!!!!" he shouted at her.
" Yes." She said briskly before taking off at a run.
"Wait up!" called anti-Cosmo.
The two ran on and soon ran to the top of a snow-covered hill. They looked down at the valley below. It was a large village with wood cabins. The people were running about with their daily business. Some were riding horses; others were in wagons, some just on there feet.
" Anti-Chelsea, we only have ten silvers, we need to spend that wisely. I'll take five and you'll take five. I will buy the food for our journey and you will buy two weapons."
" O.k.! What kind of weapon do you want?"
" A sword will do. Get yourself any kind of weapon you want."
"Good!" she said and was off.
" I am almost scared of what she will bring back," said anti-Cosmo timidly.
He ran his fingers over the five silver coins in his hand before setting out. He walked down into the village; no body paid any attention to him.
Good. He thought. The less attention they pay, the more chance me and Chel will get out with out any trouble.
He stared around in aw. He had never been out of prison before; well, he had never been out of prison for long anyway.
He walked through the streets looking for the market or Chelsea. Which ever he saw first.
It was rather crowded and the noise was really piercing. The noise might not bother the humans but he was an anti-fairy or was, with pointed ears. In other words, it was loud.
" How can they live like this?" he wondered aloud as he walked down the street of the market.
He pulled his hat down to cover up his ears. No need for someone to think he's a demon or an elf.
Anti-Cosmo noticed some guys looking at him. They had evil grins on their faces. Anti-Cosmo knew they wanted something, but what? He carefully picked out the rations he and anti-Chelsea would need for their journey, but he never turned his back on his stalkers.
Anti-Cosmo paid the shabby dressed women the five silver coins and took his rations.
" Madam, do you know those men?" anti-Cosmo asked her.
She nodded her head sadly. " Yes, boy, I do. They be the red brothers. They be the ones that sell the women in these here parts."
" Thanks, madam." He said as he walked away.
He couldn't tell if anti-Chelsea would be the one in danger or the guy trying to sell her. Last time someone tried that…well; the unfortunate guy couldn't ever have kids.
" Hey," called a voice from behind him. Anti-Cosmo turned to find anti-Chelsea. She was carrying a brown elk skin sack and was swinging it as she walked.
" Want to see what I got?" she asked.
" I take a look when we get out of the town."
" What's wrong?" she asked.
" There are a couple guys around here called the red brothers. They buy and sell women."
" Where are they; I want to kill them." She said gnashing her teeth.
" Just leave them alone. We have enough problems already."
They walked out of the noisy town without any trouble, except when anti-Chelsea tripped several passersby.
" You want to see what I got?" anti-Chelsea asked.
" Very well."
She pulled out a silver long sword. It was just plain, but it would do.
" Nice," said anti-Cosmo. " I shall christen you, MoonShine.
" Now for my weapon!" she said happily.
And she pulled out… a tiny dagger…
" What the?" said anti-Cosmo getting a good look at the itty-bitty thing. " That's a knife! It's so small! You're going to try and defeat a dragon with that!" he yelled.
" Yup, the guy said it's a magical dagger!" she said and walked on toward the dragons' den.
Anti-Cosmo held up the little… dagger, if you could call it that.
" And I christen you, dinky! The smallest weapon I have ever beheld." Stated anti-Cosmo.
" I heard that!" shouted anti-Chelsea from up ahead.
" Who said you weren't supposed to hear that?"
" The birdie." She retorted.
Anti-chelsea was way ahead of him so anti-Cosmo ran to catch up with her.
" I think we've got every thing, anti-Chelsea." He told anti-Chelsea.
" Chelsea."
" What?" he asked making a face.
" Chelsea. That's all you say. Chelsea."
" Why?"
" So people think were really human."
" What ever you say…" he said and walked on.
The two continued their journey until nightfall. They sat around the camp fire talking about their upcoming fight with the icy dragon.
" Cosmo, I heard what the dame of the dragon was! It's Katetheena."
" Well, what ever her name, we are to defeat her tomorrow. Until then, we had better get some rest."
" Good night!" whispered ant-Chelsea.
" Good night." said anti-Cosmo putting out the fire.
They wrapped them selves up in their fur blankets to sleep. Their deadly adventure awaited them in the ice caves ahead. She was sleeping as they slept. Katetheena was totally oblivious to them. Other plans were on her mind…
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I am going to end here. I got writers block. So this may take awhile… by the way if you are on my favorite author list you have permission to use my character: anti-Chelsea! I have my reasons for only allowing them to write her. Mainly its because I like their writing style or skills.I'll try to write the next chapter soon! See ya!