Be forewarned; Mia, Pymon, Sam, Dynamon, Mike, Anenamon, T, Yamon, Mimi (Miami Miori), and Shadowmon are © 2005 by ME!
Lady-Azura- Thanks for the review! The key to creating an original, fun story is improvisation. Come up with a beginning, an ending, a few plot points, and characters you like; the rest will write itself. As for the funny, this is just my writing style. Trust me, this is fairly serious, at least for my work. When I want to be funny, it's usually over the top. I'm awful at description, though.
StormyWeasel- Same to you! The funny thing is, I'm not trying to be funny. As for the original characters, I just hate most of the Digidestined besides the original ones. As for the 'M' rating, BE WARNED! This fic has a lot of profanity and plenty of violence throughout, along with a bit of innuendo later on. No lemon, though.
If anyone else reviewed and I didn't reply; sorry.
On the last episode of DIGIMON ONLINE-XK
Jeeze, there's always something fucked up going on. First my sister tries to steal my game, then I loose consciousness and start dreaming I'm in the game, and then some freak named Foxmon tells me I am in the game! Told ya' it was twisted.
Theme song; Two Roads
I am walking
Down the road
I am wearing
My winter coat
I am thinking
About the past
Would I change it
If I had the chance?
Chorus;
Two roads
One choice can change your life
Two roads
If you could change the past would you try?
If you could change the past
Would you want to take the chance?
Two roads diverged in the woods and I; I took the one less traveled by, and that made all the difference.
DIGIMON ONLINE-XK
Episode two-Digidestiny
"So, Foxmon, what do we do?"
"I dunno. Just touch it, I guess?"
"You guess? C'mon, you live here, for crying out loud!"
"Yeah, right. You know I was just born!"
Kay and Foxmon were examining a large obelisk in the side of the road. Supposedly, it was an exit point where one could save and log out. But so far, they were not having luck. Kay stared in frustration at the monolith. 'This isn't working,' he thought to himself. 'Better change the subject.' "Foxmon, you seem to know a lot about the rumors surrounding this game. Do you know if there's anything about this?"
"How to use a save point?"
"Fuck you."
"Hey!" a female voice said. Kay turned his head. Standing there was a tall girl with long, green hair flowing down like a river of vines leading from her head to her waist, making her look like a walking talking Aztec temple. She wore a black, low cut tee-shirt with a picture of Yami-Yugi (think Yu-Gi-Oh) saying 'You have trespassed in my soul bitch!'
"How can you stand wearing those pants in a fucking jungle? It's 700 out here!" Foxmon said.
The girl rolled her eyes, a sarcastic, 'I don't give a shit' look plastered on her face. "Whatever. I'm not here to talk. I'm here to fight. Pymon, do your stuff."
Suddenly, a thin beam of red light accompanied by a voice shouting out 'Laser Fist' fired out from nowhere, hitting Foxmon square in the jaw. The fox-like Digimon flew backwards into the pillar, slamming with such force that it shifted back.
"Foxmon!" Kay ran to his partner. He snapped his head towards the girl. He was clearly fighting back tears. "What the fuck was that for?"
The girl chuckled maliciously, grinning in a manner similar to the way a bully smiles at a victim trying to fight back. "Aww," she said in a patronizing manner. "You gonna cry? You gonna cry like the baby you are cuz I hit your toy? Toughen up, kid. This is Digimon. They fight. They delete each other. It's the point of the fucking game."
A small, flaming Digimon sauntered out of the forest. The creature was literally made of flame. "That's right, wimps. Name's Pymon. Learn it. Fear it."
The girl looked at the two smugly. "And I'm Mia."
Kay got up slowly, shaking with what appeared to be terror. 'Good,' thought Mia. 'The little wuss is scared.' But Mia had misinterpreted Kay's emotions. He did not like to loose. Not at all.
Kay gave her an icy stare. "What, you think you're tougher than me because you caught us off guard."
"I know that I'm tougher than you because your Digimon is a wimp. Look at him…"
"HEY!" Foxmon shouted. "I am not a guy."
Kay's expression changed to one of surprise as he turned his head to the apparently female Digimon. "Since when were you a girl?"
"Oopsie. I must have forgotten to tell you," said Foxmon. If her face wasn't covered in digi-fur, she would have been blushing.
"Whatever. We'll still beat you," Mia said.
"Hey, why don't you tell us why?" Kay said cynically. Unfortunately for him, Mia took the comment seriously.
"For starters, you are obviously a beginner or you would have started the fight long ago. And you're inexperienced, too. You have your guard down way too often, and you can't take a sneak attack without going flying. Also, you can't spe…"
"You talk too much." Mia opened her eyes to find Foxmon six feet in the air, poised to strike her partner. "TAIL SLASH!" Foxmon froze in mid air for a few seconds, then began to spin rapidly. Her spinning created a vortex of wind around her like razor blades. She abruptly stopped spinning, flicking her tail out and sending the blades of wind off to slice through Pymon. The attack had an unexpected effect. As the wind sliced through Pymon, it split the creature, which looked like a tongue of flame, clean in half. Pymon uttered a piercing screech that prompted everyone (including Mia) to snap their hands over their ears.
"Hey!"
'Oh, great,' Kay thought sarcastically to himself. 'More random people are here to randomly attack.' Suddenly, he was beginning to regret buying an online fighting game, even if it did have the letters 'XK' on the end of its name.
A tall, muscular redheaded guy sauntered up as if he owned the place. "What the fuck was that? What's going on here?" he said indignantly. He had an air about him as if he could do no wrong.
'Shit, he's a fucking goody-goodie,' Mia thought to herself. "I was in the middle of kicking this guy's ass."
"Oh yeah? And who just cut your Digimon in half?" said Foxmon.
"I can regenerate. All you did was piss me off," said Pymon.
"You just don't want to admit that you're loosing."
"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP!" A small, spiked orb resting on the ground beside the redhead spoke up. "Listen up! We're unofficial moderators Mike and Anenamon, and fighting won't be tolerated within our district."
Kay shouted in anger, "It's a fucking fighting game!"
"Player v. player is emphasized!" agreed Mia. "We're supposed to fight."
"Heh," chuckled a tall, dark haired kid standing some distance away. "Yamon! Sam! Dynamon! Take a look at these dorks." The small, winged skull Digimon floated up, along with a tall, white haired girl and her Digimon, which was reminiscent of a ninja.
"You're right, T. Pathetic," said the girl, a half smirk painted on her face.
"Mind your own business!" Mike snapped at the two new tamers. "I have enough to deal with right now without any more trouble!"
Sam (the white-haired girl) gave Mike a funny look. "Umm, no offense, but why would you not want fighting? This is a FIGHTING GAME, so there's no reason to…"
"Trust me, you wouldn't believe me if I told you," said Mike.
"Try me."
"This'll sound crazy, but… when I first turned on the game, I blacked out, and when I woke up… I was here!"
Everyone froze, and then spoke at once. Most talk was unintelligible, but Kay got the gist of it; everyone here was in the same situation he was. Just as things began to calm down, a small, blue haired girl with glasses came out of the bushes. "Umm, excuse me," she said in a small, quiet voice, "but did you just say that you were all trapped here too. My name's Mimi, and this is Sadowmon."
END EPISODE TWO.
On the next episode of DIGIMON ONLINE-XK; Our heroes try to make sense of the mysterious situation they find themselves in. that's when they meet Cyborgmon and Hypnomon. These two claim to want to help the Digidestined, but are they more than meets the eye? Find out on the next episode of DIGIMON ONLINE-XK; Unlikely Allies.