He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
If my sweetie
didn't love me,
He wouldn't hit me,
Or take the time
To
call me names
And tell me to go to Hell,
Or that he only loves
Droodzilla, or Drat-zilla,
You know, What's-Her-Face?
I
mean, he's only trying to
Make me jealous and love
Him more
when he talks about
His skanky old girlfriend.
He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
That's what
all my books
About relationships say.
Daddy was like that,
He
hit me a lot.
Mommy would tell me
Daddy didn't mean it,
Daddy
Really loved me.
Anyway, bruises fade
But love is
forever.
Right?
He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
Blondie bear
pulls my hair
And calls me a stupid cow,
Or says that he
loves
Syphilis, (the slut!) more
Than he does me.
When I
make
Our lair cheerful,
He says nasty things like
"Hammer
time, Harm,
That's ten unicorns too many!"
All I want to
do
Is make things nice!
He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
I play his
games,
Where I'm the Slayer (ewww!).
He never says "Thank
you!"
My hottie just rolls over and
Snores, which is
stupid
Because we don't breathe!
When I complain,
He hits
me again.
Being hit feels good,
But when he hits me
I hurt
inside.
He loves me,
He's just too shy to say it.
I mean, I do
everything!
I wash his clothes,
I get him blood,
I play his
games,
Everything is for him.
My sweet babboo loves
me,
He wouldn't be so
Mean to me if he didn't.
Just
like daddy, right?
It's just he's too shy
To say he loves
me,
Right?