Chapter 1: Betty
It was just a normal day for Roy. Waking up to the sight of Celia's sleeping face. Going to his mailbox and checking the mail. He even found one letter that said:
Dear Roy,
Your sister Betty is coming over to Forget-Me-Not Valley. I cannot stand her! So I'm sending her to you. Take care of your sister for me.
Yo Mama
P.S. Your friend Joe says hi.
Roy's eyes became wider as he read through the letter over and over. It became clear to him he'd have to live with…Betty! This truth scared him. The only things to do were run and scream. And so he did. He sped off Country Farm (His farm, yes like the brand of butter.) and shredded through Forget-Me-not Valley. This woke Celia up. She poked her head out the window towards the startled reaction.
"Roy, what's happening!"
Roy was tripping over his night robe as he screamed," Betty!"
He ran through the town road screaming. "Betty is coming! Betty is coming! Probably by land! Probably by sea! Probably by flying saucer! Everyone, get your boom sticks out! Shoot when you see the whites of her eyes! Betty is coming!"
Everyone woke up to the screaming.
"Uh, don't tell me Rock is doing the double F-sign out my window again!" Said Vesta rubbing tiredness out of her eyes.
A boat appeared by the shore. Everyone stood lining the coastlines to see its grand entrance. The door opened to the site of a small, but rather cute gal. She had sharp blue eyes and shocking brunette hair. Actually, she looked a lot like Roy.
The cute girl bellowed out a word. "Cheese!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Roy yelled, crying on his knees.
(You can probably guess who it is.)
