Hello! This is our first Fic! Yes...it's supposed to be like this. Retarded and stupid We hope you enjoy it! Kati and Sam!
One day Zhou Yu died.
He got shot hit in the thigh with an arrow.
It really hurt
Wanna know how he died!
He got hit in the back with an axe
That really hurt too.
Xiao Qiao was pretty sad
Sun Ce was like "why did you die on my Zhou Yu?"
Zhou yu came back to life and said "I don't' know"
Xiao Qiao squealed and ran over to Zhou yu for him to catch her.
He didn't.
She fell down and broke her ass.
Zhou yu said angeily "XIAO!"
And Xiao said. "To late, my ass is broken"
Da Qiao was drunk.
Da qiao said "what it do!"
Zhou yu said angrily "Yo boi frank!"
Sun ce said "why you do me like that?"
Zhou yu said "I had to…I was cheeters. It wasn't fun"
Xiao qiao says "ow my reverend"
Then Zhou died.
Again…
Then Lorzeno comes and stares and then leaves.
The End!
Do you really think we would end it like that!
Shu
Zhuge Liang says "Zhou Yu died."
And then Zhang Fei Dies.
Liu Bei was sad.
Guan Yu screamed.
Pang Tong decided that Guan Yu screaming wasn't cool.
Yuan Shao
Yuan Shao was in his tent.
He was eating Noble Noblemans Pie.
And then the piece he ate was to noble.
He started to choke on that noble piece of noblemans pie.
And then Lu Bu came and said "Don't start a forest fire kiddies."
And then Yuan Shao, sprung to life and then Yuan Shao got feeling for Him.
Soon the Kool-aid man came and busting through their tent wall and said "OH YEAH!"
Lu Bu got angry, and said "COMING IN THROUGH THE WALL IS REAL COOL! WHAT ABOUT THE FRONT FLAP!"
Then Yuan Shao said "Lu Bu, lets go to Alcopoco and the Olive Garden."
"Alright!" And then they left.
That's all for now! We may even make a chapter two!