Enjoy and Review
Nanman
One day mengho was sitting around eating people.
The people were very large and reminded us of fat boi frank.
All of a sudden zhu rong came.
Zhu rong yelled, "OMG WHERE'D MY PANTS GO?"
Mengho said, " what-u-talking-bout-u-never-had-pants."
Zhang He
One day zhang he was dancing, but he wasn't dancing alone.
He was dancing with a sparkling bottle of grape juice.
Zhang He said, "this sparkling grape juice is simply beautiful." And shoved it up his ass.
The fizziness of the juice made him explode into millions of butterflies that were made of feathers.
Randomly walked in Zhuge Liang and Xu Zhu.
"y…o….u…..a….r….e….a….d….d…i….c…t…i….v….e," said xu zhu.
Zhuge liang rubbed his shaggy beard and said, "I know I am."
Xu Zhu then accidently knocked zhuge liang down and squished him.
Lu Bu and yuanm shao were enjoying delicious dinner at accopollo.
Wei Yan died.
I bet you want to know what's happening to sima yi.
He's mourning over the death of wei yan.
He was squishing grape juice in his eye.
He started crying.
Sima yi's feet were ugly. And have hair in irregular places.
His baby was ugly and retarded. Cause his chromosomes were un-even
Bet you want to know who the mother is?
It's Pang De.
He came running in a wedding dress and screamed, "HONEY I'M HOIME!"
Randomly lu bu came in and said, "don't start forest fire kiddies."