Yue Ying was a simple girl in a simple family. Although it was against women at that time, she enjoyed learning. While other girls were out scouting for husbands, she was reading books and learning about the hard times. Her family never thought she'd have a husband. But one day, a glorious man appeared. He didn't appreciate her for her beauty, but for her booksmarts. They got married immediately.
They were always such a happy pair. When one of them was talking, the other could finish their sentence. Even though they showed no love, they still seemed like best friends. He didn't need someone as beautiful as the Qiaos, he just needed someone to have an intelligent conversation with. She completed him.
On a particular day, during the Battle of Wu Zhang Plains, Yue Ying was out of the battle field using her knowledge of Juggernauts to decimate her opponents. As she was finishing off a small soldier, suddenly a messenger appeared.
"My lady, come quick!" He yelled, running off. Yue Ying stood, perplexed, and began to follow him. As they ran through the blistering cold weather to the Shu camp, Lu Bu appeared.
"NOW DON'T YOU BE STARIN 'EM FOREST FIRES KIDDIES!" And he ran back to Accopocco for some Olive Garden.
The messenger showed Yue Ying Zhuge Liang, lying on the ground in pain.
"My wife, I am dying. Carry on my legacy."
"You cannot die, Zhuge! What will I tell the troops!" Ying exclaimed, tears forming behind her eyes. She was feeling terrible, her heart heavy with grief. The cold matched her intense pain.
"Do not let them know, my wife. I will see you in the other world." Zhuge closed his eyes, his body limply thumping on the ground.
Let's go get soem coupons, shall we skippy?
Bet you want to know Yue Ying's reaction.
"OMG ZHUGE WTFFFF!" Yue yelled, stomping like a racoon an a hot summer day.
Sima Yi and Pang De had some babies.
THE END Biznatch.