Author's note: This is my second fanfic although I do believe that my first is semi-dangling because of my sudden liking for sesshoumaru! haha. well, considering it then, this shall be my first sess/kag fanfic. Enjoy amd I hope you share your opinions with me. remember! In a world of fanfics, reviews make the world go around. XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, neither do I own the perverted monk, taijiya, miko, or fluffy.

Chapter one

The ever so bothersome advisors

"But sir! Why won't you at least consider them?" His top councilor asked for at least the tenth time that day. He was growing weary of finding beautiful women and trying to set his lord-to be up, in hope of success someday. That day seemed far, far away.

"I have no need for a mate. I have told you that many times. Stop your insistency and go matchmake for someone that actually wishes for your talent." Sesshoumaru growled. He was the heir to the Western lands and he had no intention of wedding. Being a busy demon, he found mating to be indespicable and pointless; meant for those that had nothing better to do.

This was when Sesshoumaru's father barged into the room in the foulest mood anybody had ever witnessed. Everybody in the castle knew that his father, the lord InuTaisho did not love Sesshoumaru in any way and only thought of him as an heir. InuTaisho favored his other son, Inuyasha for nearly everything.

"Sesshoumaru, I grow impatient of your lack of cooperation. I will personally set up a banquet with one hundred royal ladies in two full moons. You are to choose a mate if you wish to keep your position as heir to the throne. Understood? I will not give you much time to ponder. You must be mated within six month' time or the throne shall be Inuyashas'" With that said, InuTaisho left the room, briskly walking down the hall.

In a mixture of feelings, he hardly noticed that his little brother stood at the doorway grinning.

"What are you grinning at, hanyou?" he barked at Inuyasha.

With those words, Inuyasha's mood evaporated and he was left with a frown. Suddenly, his grin returned yet again to torment Sesshoumaru.

"You better watch it Sesshoumaru, or I can easily tell father to shorten you six month's time." Then, he too left the room, leaving a moody youkai to think.

His advisor still stood there, half content that his efforts had not been wasted, as his lord to be was indeed going to wed. He was a tad bit disappointed that he was not the one to set it up though. He then noticed that his lord to be had already began walking away.

"I am to choose a bride or face the consequence of seeing my twit of a brother as lord of the Western lands." Sesshoumaru thought out loud. What choice did he have?

Damaging trees was that hanyou brother of his' way to relieve anger and stress. Sesshoumaru preferred killing ningens or perhaps taking a walk. He chose the latter for now.

Walking always seemed to calm him down in ways he could not comprehend. Choosing to walk in his private garden for now, he headed there.

XXXWALKXXX

…At the garden…

He still could not stop his restless heart from the many problems that plagued it. Why must he wed? Why did his father favor Inuyasha so? What was he to do if he chose to allow his brother to rule? No, that is not a possibility. He would not allow it. He knew for one that the first thing his half-brother would do with the throne would be to exterminate Sesshoumaru or worse banish him.

He was not satisfied with his walk. This was a serious problem and he knew there was only one way to feel better.

Proceeding to kill some ningens, he left and swiftly flew to the nearest village.

XXXFLYXXX

…At a nearby poor village…

"AHHHH! IT'S A YOUKAI! Somebody! Get the miko!" An elderly man shouted seconds before his downfall.

"NOooOoooooooooooo" was the sound that rang through the village.

Within a matter of minutes Sesshoumaru had slaughtered every single man, women, and children in the village. He was feeling much better and decided upon a long, jolly walk.

Along his walk, he proceeded to kill all the ningens that crossed his path. No one was a worthy opponent and he was starting to tire of these boring things. That was when, in the forest to his right, he felt a powerful blast of energy. 'Hmm.. Interesting. Perhaps I will have a worthy opponent after all….'

Author's note: Soooo.. What do you think? Is it a little bland? I was never good in putting humor in my stories. Give me ideas? Hold on. First off. Please give me a vote. I want to see if you guys would like an evil kikyo in this story of a good kikyo. Should she go with Inuyasha?

SOOOO far:

All that want a good kikyo, raise your hands or paws!…...0

All that want an evil kikyo, raise your hands or paws!...0

I will post happy poll counts in my chapters to come. I probably will have 20-30 chapters. That is, if you guys think my story is ok.. XD