Chapter ye Firste: The Fall of Renais and an Escape

It was a splendiferous day at Renais castle, where the first few scenes of the Grado warriors reproduction was to be produced, dubbed The Sacreder Stones by the writer.

"Now, does anyone have a problem with their parts?" Innes asked, with an air of importance around him. And he is important. Because he's a prince.

"You haven't given us them yet." Selena said. She was obviously very bored, and she was fanning herself with her script.
"Yes, well." Innes said, before taking out a piece of paper. "Until we get these scenes filmed, I'm depriving you of sleep!"
"It's one o' clock in the afternoon." Riev pointed out, walking up behind Selena.
"No sleep!" Innes shouted angrily. "Now here are you're parts for these scenes." He cleared his throat, before continuing. "Eirika will be played by Riev. The King of Renais will be played by Valter. Selena will play Seth. Valter and Lyon will play the bandits. Now all of you, changed now!"
As the villains were rushed into a separate tent to change, Innes quickly got himself out of his normal clothes and into a pair of baggy trousers, a smart shirt, sunglasses and a beret. To complete the look of a professional director, he quickly took out a felt tip pen and scribbled a moustache onto his face.
Unfortunately, as his hair is grey and his pen was blue, it didn't really match. Though it did look cool.

Riev, Valter and Lyon faced the back of the tent, covering their eyes.
"Are you done yet, Selena?" Riev muttered. "I've still to work out how to put on Eirika's dress."
"I'm just… I'm almost…" Selena mumbled. She was having a hard time putting Seth's heavy armour.

Valter patted Lyon's shoulder, before saying quietly. "Come on, lets turn around."
"But…" Lyon said, taking one hand off his eye to glare at the general. "She's not ready yet."
"Yes she is." Valter replied, grinning and giving Lyon a playful punch. "This is just a little game women play. They pretend they're not ready, but secretly they've been ready for ages!"
"Really? That's what they do?"

"Of course!" Valter smiled evilly. "Of course."
"Well, okay then!" He said, turning round, only to be knocked unconscious from Selena's boot.
"Perverts…" She muttered.

And lo, eventually, the wonderful gift of time span its web and soon the characters were almost ready. Innes, however, passed the hour by playing Scrabble on his laptop.

His first set of letters were I, N, N, E, and S. So, rather tentatively, he put the word Innes in. However, the laptop buzzed and a message flashed across the screen, saying, "Word 'innes' is not acceptable".
He stared, and watched as the computer opponent played it's turn.
"Yaf." Innes said, reading the word on the screen. "What the—YAF is NOT a word!"
He got the same letters again, so he entered Innes in, to see if the first time could possibly be a mistake.

"Word 'innes' is not acceptable" It repeated.
He snarled at it, watching it play it's turn.
"Id?" He growled. "Id isn't a word! Stop making up words!"
He played his shot, then glared at the laptop.
"PUMA?" He shouted. "Didn't I just tell you to stop making up words!"
"Computer says nooooo." The computer said, in a very Little Britain way.
"Why you! I'll have you beheaded! BEHEADED, I say!" Innes screamed, before throwing the portable PC out of the window.
"Innes!" Tana said, coming up from behind. "Why ever did you do that?"
"It kept making up words!" The young Frelian prince said. "Id and yaf and puma!"
"Those are words!" Tana shouted angrily.
"Yeah, sure sista." Innes replied, rolling his eyes. "Whatever you say…"

Oh yes! I admit it! I made up the word puma(but yaf and id are real words.)!