Mew! Thank you all for your reviews. And....well, that's really all I have to say. O-o

Kekewey- Yes, Seto is very OOC isn't he? Then again all the characters will kinda be. By the way, what's an AU..? Yes, I am pathetic aren't I?

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Warning: Yaoi..and other things that I have not decided about yet because of my pure idioticness.

Divine Beings

The Key

"Isis! Quit it!" Yami pouted as he, for the eighth time, tried to shove the towel that was currently drying his hair away.

"Yami, you sit still or I will make you sit still! What were you thinking going out on a night like this? It's pouring out you twit! You're not God. You could have gotten really sick."

Yami sighed in defeat.

"Old hag..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, followed by said thing opening. Seto stood there with a small smirk plastered on his face at the image before him.

"Excuse me Isis-san, but Malik-sama has requested I take Yami from you for a little bit."

Seeing this as his chance, Yami practically ran out of the room, leaving a bewildered Isis behind. Seto chuckled. "Stripping him of his freedom again aren't we Isis-san?"

Isis pouted slightly. "Hmph. What do you know? That boy needs to learn some common sense, or at least some respect. And you Seto, stop taking him away to such places that could be a danger to him."

Seto bowed slightly, the smirk not leaving his lips. "I'll try Isis-san. Have a good day." He walked out of the room, shutting the door behind him. Reaching into his pocket, Seto pulled out another cigarette and placed it between his lips. Lighting it, he walked down the hallway to the right. "It's safe to come out now Yami."

As if on cue, Yami crawled out from behind an overly large vase in the middle of the hallway. Getting on his feet, he ran after Seto.

"I have absolutely no idea how to thank you Seto."

"Yami, she's not that bad."

"Is too! She treats me like I'm still 5!"

"Well you do still hold some of your childish charm."

"Hey! Since when are you on her side?!"

Seto shook his head. "Off that, remember that new mission I told you about?" Yami nodded. "Well, Malik told me it's in your room."

Yami blinked. "My room? What kind of mission is that?!"

Seto shrugged. "To tell you the truth I really don't know. He said it would all be clear as soon as we got there."

"Well, that's stupid. I was hoping we were gonna bust out some bad guys."

"Always about the killing Yami?"

"Yes."

Seto looked over at Yami and raised and eyebrow.

Yami blinked. "What! It's fun!"

"Yami I will never understand you."

Now, the headquarters building wasn't that hard to figure out. The bottom floor was basically the lobby, kitchen, stuff like that, and Malik's office. The three floors above that were apartments for workers who chose to live here. Then you got to the next three floors, dedicated to work areas and such. The problem was, just remembering what room was what! The building might be slightly small, but there were so many rooms one would have a hard time remembering what room led to what. (Which was how Yami had once stumbled upon the woman's dressing room) The headquarters building was placed somewhat on the outskirts of Domino City but that never meant to take it lightly.

Now what they do you ask? Why, exactly what they imply. Many things happen in the world that the military and government have never known about. In the world that we have known to love and adore, demon infestations have appeared in huge cities. Demons aren't real you say? Well boy are you wrong. Demons take refuge in most human bodies making their appearance most unlikely to see without aid. In these bodies, they usually slaughter and kill, making all those murders and terrorist attacks you hear in the news almost every day. So basically, to make a long story short, they were demon exterminators. It was a deadly job but hey, someone's gotta make sure all you little humans can sleep safely.

Arriving at Yami's room, they opened the door....and gasped.

Lying on the floor of Yami's room was what looked like a young boy. Instead of clothes, bandages wound up his body. He had soft pale skin and hair that looked strikingly the same as Yami's, despite it missing a few blonde streaks. The boy's blonde bangs hung limply in his face, covering closed eyes.

"Oh...my...God. Malik put a dead boy in my room!!!!" Yami quickly hid behind Seto.

Seto rolled his eyes and walked over by the boy. Kneeling down, he picked up a note that rested beside him.

'Dear Seto and Yami,

Here's your new mission! He's very important to the government and the existence of the whole world. Crazy, ne? So..Bakura asked if you two could watch over him. Now, we couldn't figure out how to wake him up so that's your job. Have fun you two!

Note: When the mystic powers of light and dark combine they make the 4 elements of this planet; water, wind, fire, and earth. When all of these elements are placed into one, a divine being is made. I think you should be able to figure this whole thing out Seto. Please explain to Yami. He is the other part of the key as you know!

Malik'

Yami blinked. "He wants us to watch over a little kid?! How stupid." He glanced over at Seto to find the other boy in a daze. "Seto?"

Seto looked over at Yami, a serious expression on his face. "We have to wake him up."

"You can't be serious Seto! Malik obviously is playing a trick on us."

"He's not." Seto sat on the floor and ran a hand through his hair. "You see Yami, there's a story that you should really know about." He took a puff of his cigarette and blew out the smoke. "Around 5000 years ago, the Egyptians used to play a terrible game with magic and monsters unknown to any man. These games were called Yami no Games."

Yami tilted his head slightly. "Yami no Games?"

Seto nodded. "Hai. These games were usually played for power or land and the loser had to pay a heavy price. The loser, would spend eternity in the Shadow Realm. Now, one day, the magic and monsters went on a total rampage and it was most likely the end of the world as we knew it, until a pharaoh locked the powers away in 4 little colored stones. Over time, the evil has seeped out of its holding place, most likely the cause of all these recent demon attacks. And on the mark of the day that the evil was locked away, it will return." Seto looked over at the boy. "This boy is hardly human. This is a divine being. The thing that will stop all of the evil. But only when it is combined with the dark, which I bet is why they're making you stay with him. Your mind has been corrupted with darkness since you were born, Yami. I know that for a fact." Seto grinned. "And to think I thought none of this was true. But, it's really gonna happen."

Yami raised an eyebrow. "Uh huh....uh, I got lost at the Shadow Realm part."

Seto shook his head and stood up. "To make it readable for your tiny little mind, you and this boy are going to work together to rid the world of a great evil that will try to destroy every single thing on this planet. The bad thing is, I know for a fact that I won't be able to wake him up." Seto walked to the door and opened it. Looking back, he smirked. "Have fun." And with that, he left.

Yami just sat there beside the boy, trying to register everything Seto had just said.

"Ow, my head hurts."

(blinks) That's odd. Doesn't Yami usually preach about that stuff and Seto doesn't believe him?

YamiMuse: Yeah. You're right. Why'd you make Seto know about it all and not me? ......And I DON'T preach!!!

Meh. I guess it'll all make sense as I go along. I wonder how I should have Yami wake up Yugi. (gets evil ideas) A kiss perhaps?

YamiMuse: (blushu) Hey! You said none of that stuff till two more chapters!

Oh. Did I really? Oh well. I'll do it anyway! That is...unless you peeps review. (points down) The shiny review button commands you!