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Holy shitake mushrooms.....that was much unexpected...
(anime tears) You guys are so awesome! My reviews actually doubled and they still keep coming in...I can't believe it! To thank you guys, I will make this chappy longer. Hope you like and thanks again!
Review replies-Sansi- Yes, as I have said before...Yami and Yugi belong together always.
Masaka1- Aww, sorry that you didn't think of this before me. I hope you still like me!
LPGirl05- I dunno, will they save the world...or will Yami screw up like the idiot he is? (shrugs)
Tange- Ah yes, again with the YamiXYugi. This couple must be very contagious. Oo
KNT- Aw-mew. I'm so sorry to hear about that. Now lemme guess. Meewww....Koishii No Tenshi?
tiger witch- Yes I do have to make Yami stupid. In my little world, Yami is a complete and total idiot....that's what makes him cute, not to mention he's already totally hot and sexy!! In me and Missy's language...Yami dumbass who's hot, sexy, and wears really tight pants!
Lady Shinigami- Yeah, it really sucks that I can't do that. Ah well. Anyway, thanks for the compliment! It's the only idea that came out of my little tiny brain.
Towairaito Zoon- (raises hand) Me!
SoulDreamer- Yay! I made Yami sweet! ...Wait a minute...did you say he was OC? AGGHH!! So now both Seto and Yami are OC?!?!?! T.T
Spider Azrail: Gil Theif-chan- Um...you said cute twice...
Tenshi Youkai no Yugure- Wow, that one word says a lot. Oo
Hakudoshi-chan- Um, thanks for your reviews. But I must tell you this. This is going to revolve around YamiXYugi because...well, that's how I want it! Also, it's plastered in the summary. There are SetoXYami parts though, lots. I'm sorry that you dislike Yami and Yugi together and I hope that you keep reading this even though it's a couple you despise. If you don't, hey, I'm cool with that too.
If I missed your review I am so sorry. There were just so many! You may beat me at will.
Disclaimer- Nope...I ain't saying it.
Warning- Yaoi, as I was told OC-ness, and as said before Yami being Yami...
ATTENTION- Next chapter the rating will go up. This is because this story is going to start falling into the Chobits theme. Probably not this time but I'll be too lazy to change it later. I would advise little kiddies to please use caution and if I give a warning in the future please listen to it. Thanks for your attention and if you didn't read this...why do people not listen to me?!?!?! T.T
Divine Beings
Teach Me
"Do you say anything other than Yu...?"
The boy sitting in front of him blinked. "...Yu?"
Yami hid his face in his hands. "Urg. You stupid little..."
Seto shook his head from his spot on Yami's bed. "He doesn't know anything Yami. You just can't expect it to tell you its life story."
Yami looked back at Seto, eyes narrowed in a glare. "Then what do you suggest Mr. Know-it-all?!"
Seto raised an eyebrow at the crimson-eyed boy's sudden outburst. Sighing, he got off Yami's bed and sat beside him on the floor. He looked up at the pale boy.
"Ana la afham. Ma ismok, ne?"
Yami blinked. "Seto, what in the world are you-..."
The pale boy's eyes seemed to light up. "Aku shmetsen yu!"
Yami looked back over at the pale boy, his eyes wide. Did...did he just speak something other than that little annoying word?
Seto grinned. "Youna ju song. Boku wa kaka hatcheptsu baka no uda na Yami iflham ya ona. Schiwae hada idayona jaho luna?"
The boy smiled in that really cute way and nodded. "Jaki-yu. Udae ismok akina delutan nou-shan."
Seto nodded. "So, meedan gamat no-took?"
The pale boy's eyes became slightly glazed and he looked at the floor. "Delutan-yu...mota hanya."
Seto looked shocked. "Hanya?! Gaeada go-nou shosu hakna-..!"
The boy interrupted him in the same strange language. "Oko do kae-yu." He looked away. "Mota hanya..."
Yami just sat there, totally oblivious to what was going on and what the hell they were speaking.
Until he took notice of both the boy's and Seto's expression. Both were sullen, like they had just heard somebody they loved had died. Seto suddenly stood, his eyes closed. Sighing, he ran a hand through his straight brown hair. "He doesn't know much Yami, hardly anything at all." He opened his eyes and looked at Yami, eyes narrowed in seriousness. "It's up to you to teach him. He needs to learn about the 3000 years he missed."
Yami blinked, totally perplexed.
"I need to do what..?"
The edge of Seto's lips slowly pulled into a smile at his confusion. He headed towards the door. His hand on the doorknob, he looked back and smiled like he had stopped doing years ago, or he just saved for his little brother Mokuba.
"Don't worry about it. Just pretend he's a child...a really smart child. Just interact with him and his vocabulary will grow instantaneously. Who knows, maybe if you teach him right he might even become smarter than you." His rare smile turned into a grin and he opened the door.
"Ah...!" The pale boy moved from his sitting position to his hands and knees, a desperate look on his face. "Seto! Oku dae no ishma youna-yu?!"
Seto's eyes seemed to widen slightly until he smiled and shook his head. "Yabai, Divine One. Takha ore go-nou Yami." He shut the door behind him as he left.
Yami had been staring at the boy the whole time. He seemed so depressed that Seto was leaving. He blushed when the boy caught him staring and their eyes locked. They stared at each other, both boys studying one another through their eyes. The boy broke the gaze and sighed. Looking back to Yami, he lifted up one of the bandages hanging around his arm.
"Uda goma nowae jaka-yu Yami?"
That little cute bastard! Great, Seto had gotten the boy hooked on that weird language. He was better off having the boy say 'yu' all day. Yami guessed an answer to the question.
"Um...yes?"
The pale boy smiled and nodded. He started to unwind bandages from his chest.
Realizing what the question had been, Yami's eyes widened incredibly, a blush burning his cheeks. Leaping up from his sitting position, he grabbed the boy's hands just as he got to unraveling the bandages around his waist. The boy blinked.
"..Yu?"
That...had been close.
"Hold yer pants on Kaiba. I'll get it. God, and youz call me a dog."
"Just shut up and hurry up Mutt."
"Ooo, scary." Jonouchi typed on the keyboard rapidly, like he had been doing it for years. "Y'know Kaiba, I dunno why yer askin' me to do this. You're the head of the intelligence branch, practically Malik's pet. Why ain't you doin' it?"
Seto glared menacingly at Jonouchi. "Because your little doggy virus fucked up my computer...that's why."
Jonouchi turned around in his computer chair, eyes as big as dinner plates in utter shock.
"Seriously?! It actually worked?!!!"
Seto smirked. "Hmph. Don't get your hopes up little doggy. I deleted it in 3 minutes, not to mention the base construction of it was horrible." His smirk turned into a scowl. "The problem was that the little fucker destroyed so many of my files while I was gone." He turned to Jonouchi. "How did you do that? A virus that activates itself and deletes files and programs on its own accord..? Not programmed to do a task, just what it wants..?"
Jonouchi grinned and turned back to his computer, getting back on the task Seto had him working on. "I ain't tellin' ya. All I can say is, if youz don't want that ta happen again I suggest you get an AVP." He typed rapidly one last time, emphasizing his last letter. "Hah! There ya go." He sat back in his chair, letting Seto look at the illuminated screen.
Seto's eyes darted around the screen, scanning each detail on the page. It was an obituary. Halmoni Adu Cornelius, a priest whose origin lied in Egypt, died on October 30th, 1776. A man who was known throughout his homeland and more, he proved the theory that in the future, a divine being would come and rid the world of all evil combined with the elements fire, water, wind, and earth, forming the Divine Light that would peel off darkness as it covered the planet. Scientists and archeologists are not sure if this theory is truthful, let alone possible. Yet, there are still followers of this theory even to this day. Cornelius died of cancer in late October, 1776.
Jonouchi looked from the screen, to Seto, and vice-versa. "So, um...Kaiba, why'd you want this stuff?"
Seto was silent, still scanning the article. After a couple seconds he got away from the screen and ruffled Jonouchi's hair. "Thanks Mutt, now get back to work." and he left.
Jonouchi glared in the direction Seto had left in while straightening out his hair. "Ass." He turned back to the computer and started typing again, his fingers dancing over the keyboard.
Yami stopped chewing on the eraser and took the pencil out of his mouth. He sat up from lying down on his bed and threw the pencil to the side.
"Now for a name. I can't just keep calling you boy now can I?" Yami smiled down at the pale boy who was currently looking through Yami's set of Duel Monster cards. He had given the boy some clothes, a red turtleneck and light brown pants, and they surprisingly made him look even cuter when they looked totally ugly on Yami. The boy smiled and picked up one of the cards he had scattered on the floor. Crawling up onto the bed, he shoved the card in Yami's face.
"Yami!"
Said boy blinked and took the card. Whaddya know? The card's name was Yami.
"Yes that's my name. But we need a name for you." He held out the card to give it back to him.
The boy tilted his head and took the card. "Nae-meh..?"
"Yeah, it's what a person calls another person...or..." He waved his hand. "Ah, I dunno. Anyway, how about..." He thought for a moment. What would he call this boy? It could start with 'Yu', right? The boy was always saying that anyway. But just plain Yu sounds kinda stupid. He looked over at the Duel Monster cards all scattered on the floor. The little light bulb thingy turned on in his head. That was it!
"Yugi."
The boy looked up at Yami. "...Yu?"
Yami nodded. "I'll call you Yugi. It's a cute name and you seem to be so interested in that card game. What better way to show you like it by calling yourself game? What do you think?"
The boy just sat there, a blank expression on his face. He said the word over and over in his head, trying to match the sounds Yami was saying with his own tongue. Yami tilted his head.
"What's wrong? You don't like-..?"
Yami was interrupted once again by the boy hugging him, thin arms wrapped tightly around his body. Catching the crimson-eyed boy off guard, both fell onto the bed, the boy lying on top of him. He sat up so he was sitting on Yami's stomach and pointed to himself. "This is Yugi." He pointed at Yami's chest. "This is Yami." He did the exact same thing over and over again, saying Yami and Yugi each time he pointed. Yami just stayed silent, half startled and yet mostly amused. The boy grabbed Yami's tan hands and put them to his chest. "This is Yugi." He set them on Yami's chest. "This is Yami." He let go of his hands and nodded once. "You do."
Yami smiled and played along with the game. "Alright," He pointed to himself. "This is Yami and..." He grinned and instead of pointing at Yugi he poked the boy's nose, making him giggle. "..This is Yugi."
Yugi clapped his hands in what was like telling Yami good job. Seto was right, this boy was just like a child.
No. He took that back. This boy wasn't a child...he was an angel. Yami smiled at the thought. Tenshi no Yugi. No wait, Hikari No Yugi. Yes, that fit better. And what a pretty little light he was. Yugi's eyes were like jewels, dazzling amethyst rubies that shone with innocence. His hair just like Yami's was soft and the blond bangs hanging around his pale face made him seem so, well..he was gonna sound like Seto but...it made him seem sensual in a way, not mention the boy's rosy lips that probably looked inviting to anyone.
Yami's thoughts about the boy were instantly halted when darkness covered his eyes. Yugi had put his hands over them. "Hey! What are you-..?!"
"You stare," Yugi said simply. He took his hands off Yami's narrow crimson-eyes and smiled. "Scary yet funny."
Yami blushed in embarrassment. He didn't know he was staring. Yugi giggled in amusement and lay back down on Yami's chest, the strands of the boy's hair tickling his chin. He felt Yugi run his fingers along his armband, pale fingers gliding across the cold golden metal.
"Yami know lot. Yugi know little. Can Yami teach Yugi?"
Yami could sense the discouragement and depression in his voice, hope bringing up the end. He unconsciously wrapped his arms around the boy and hugged him, a trick he learned from his foster kaasan.
"Of course I'll teach you Yugi. It's what I'm here for.....or at least I think it is."
He noticed the great change in the Yugi's breathing pattern. He had fallen asleep, the warmth of Yami's body and the rise and fall of his chest lulling him into a deep slumber. Yami blinked and raised an eyebrow. But, the kid had the right idea. Sleep sounded oh so good right now, especially after having to chase Malik with that baseball bat around the whole headquarter building. He felt his eyelids becoming heavy, cursing at himself for not getting enough sleep.
He and the boy lay on the bed, Yugi lying on top of Yami, both fast asleep.
And...I ish done!
YamiMuse- Hey! That wasn't long at all!
Yes it was. Last time I did 4 pages. Now I did 6.
YamiMuse- (slaps forehead) Oi...
That's the deal reviewers! For every 5 reviews I get, the more pages I add on. So please review!
Questions people might have-
-The language they spoke. It was just gibberish mostly. Hehe. All I did was take a couple words from the world's top languages and put them into what Yugi and Seto were speaking. Also, I got the script from the Fifth Element and put some of Leeloo's words in there. Even though it is no where near this, this is supposed to be the Divine Language. Get it? It is very important though so I'll translate what my gibberish means down here.
Ana la afham. Ma ismok, ne?- I'll speak to you. You know it, right?
Aku shmetsen yu!- You talk like me!
Youna ju song. Boku wa kaka hatcheptsu baka no uda na Yami iflham ya ona. Schiwae hada idayona jaho luna?- Of course I do. I hope you didn't expect as all to be as stupid as Yami. Anyway how do you like it here?
Jaki-yu. Udae ismok akina delutan nou-shan.-Nice-yu. Even though I can't remember what anything is.
So, meedan gamat no-took?- So, what about the priest?
Delutan-yu...mota hanya.- No-yu. He's dead.
Hanya?! Gaeada go-nou shosu hakna-..!- Dead?! But the legend said-...!
Oko do kae-yu. Mota hanya...-It was wrong-yu. He's dead...
Seto! Oku dae no ishma youna-yu?!- Seto! Are you leaving?!
"Yabai, Divine One. Takha ore go-nou Yami." – I'll see you, Divine One. Be good for Yami.
"Uda goma nowae jaka-yu Yami?"- Can I take these off Yami?
Hah! My stupid idiotic language has been translated!
-The obituary...read the top.
And that completes my chapter. I ish very tired right now... X.X