A/N: Sorry 'bout the long time between! Oh My Gosh! I got reviews! I think I'll write another chapter just for you all! I love you! (Sorry about the cyber cheese whiz! My kitty ate it all…My CYBER kitty…) This one won't be as funny (if it was funny at all) as last chapter. I'm sorry.

AND NOW THE (Drum roll)…

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Chapter 2: another down?

As Harry and Hermione ate their yogurt, they pondered, Why would anyone-er any platypus-eat Ron?

"Bwahahahahaha!" Snape laughed to himself, running into that same bunny. "Yes, what is it, snuggly bear?" (A/N I can so picture Snape saying that! lol! Can't you?)

"So when shall I start stage two?" The Demon Bunny asked.

"ASAP." Snape replied simply.

"Okey Dokey Snapie!" Demon Bunny said, hopping off like mad! Heck! He was mad!

So, The Demon Bunny went for Hermione next.

"Hey Hermione, I've got to go feed a goose." Harry said, randomly.

"Okay Harry. Bye, see you at dinner." Hermione said, dropping her favorite book: Hogwarts, a history. Then having it picked up by a… DEMON BUNNY! Of course, he hopped away with it.

"NOOOOOO!" Screamed Hermione, as she went running after the bunny.

HARRY'S POV

I love feeding the goosies! Look at that little itty bitty one! Oh my! What's this? AHHHA! It's chasing me! Wow, is that Hermione? What is she chasing? That demon bunny? Hmm. Oh Well. Ahg! A goose is eating me!

Hermione's POV

I must catch that bunny! Oh no! Not into the Dark Forest! Hmm… Not as dark as I thought. I should rent a cave here for the summer! Ha! I'll drink those drinks with the cute little umbrellas in it! Yeah… Oh yeah! My book. Why must I like books so?

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Harry walked into the great hall for dinner with only a mild concussion. He did survive the goose (evil little devils).There was something missing though. Hermione wasn't there. Harry decided to eat dinner before jumping to conclusions.

Harry ran through the corridors after dinner, trying to find Hermione.

"Hermione?" He tried once more. He searched the whole castle. No Hermione. Then he saw a short white figure. It was… Snuggly Bear!

"You! Where's Hermione!" Yelled a panicked Harry.

"Hmm…" Pondered Snuggly Bear, "She got her head eaten off by an elephant."

"Oh. Okay! Just making sure YOU didn't kill her." Harry babbled as he started to skip away.

SNAPE & SNUGGLY BEAR

"I got the girl." Snuggly bear said.

"One more left." Snape responded, "We should wait awhile until we get Harry."

"Okey dokey my Snapey lover!" Squeaked Snuggly Bear.

Two down. He thought to himself. And I am NOT his lover!