A/N: Hey yall! Sorry for not updating sooner, but yeah… I did get a lot of great reviews though! So thank you! I read most of your stories and reviewed… So on with chapter 3!

Disclaimer: Bwahahaha! I own Harry Potter! I own Harry Potter!

J.K Rowling: You fiend liar loser freak! I own Harry Potter!

Me: snaps dang. Mumbles: I've gotta be more subtle when trying to steal some thing.

J.K Ro: Yup! dances around hahahahahahaha!

Me: even though you aggravate me so, when I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless! (Ha! Got that line from a shirt Hot Topic! From family guy! Oh, and just kidding Jro!)

ON WITH THE STORY!

Harry was walking around the castle, in a daze. Then completely out of nowhere, Neville appeared.

"Hey, Harry!" Neville yelled from down the hall.

"Oh, hi Neville." Harry replied.

Harry and Neville automatically went back to the Gryffindor common room. But, unknown to both of them, they were being stalked by Snuggly-Bear.

They finally reached the fat lady.

"Ah, Good evening boys! Password?" The Fat Lady said cheerfully.

"Ummmm…" Stammered Neville.

"There-is-an- evil-rapid-bunny-right-behind-mean-don't-even-realize-it!" Stated Harry with confidence.

IN THE COMMON ROOM

"Well, good night Harry." Neville said yawning.

"G'night." Mumbled Harry.

Harry stayed up late and looked into the fire. Then Sirius' head popped up (a/n: I know, Sirius died, but can't he be alive just for this? Please?) .

"Sirius!" yelled Harry with excitement.

"Yo yo wazzup homey G-dawg? Nothin' much here, just chillin' at da Holiday in." Sirius said, using wickity wickity wack hand movements. (a/n: in my dreams, that's how he looks… don't ask.)

"Umm… okay," Harry said unsurely, "Dawg…?"

"Yo, so whas dis I here 'bout some wack bunny jumpin' on your peeps?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah. Happens." Harry added.

"True dat. True dat." Sirius nodded. With a 'pop' he disappeared.

"Random." Harry said to himself.

Then he went to bed, with no intentions of going to classes tomorrow.

THE NEXT MORNING

Harry walked to breakfast alone. Then took a walk outside.

OUTSIDE

Harry thought no one was watching, so he did the only thing that sounded appealing: he skipped. He skipped to the lake, where he stopped and sat down.

Then out of nowhere, the demon bunny popped up. Of course, the demon bunny stole Harry's wand. The demon bunny hopped away. Harry was going to chase after it, but then thought, 'I'm so flippin' rich! Why don't I just buy a new shiny one?' So he went to the geese.

"Here geesy, geesy, geesy!" Harry yelled.

Of course, the geese came. Chasing then attempting to eat him.

DINNER

Harry escaped, this time with a bruise that looked like a strange sea animal.

"Harry!" Lavender squealed.

"What?" Harry shrieked back.

"Nothing." She mumbled and left.

"Harry!" Padma squealed.

"What?" Harry shrieked back.

"Nothing." She mumbled and left.

"Harry!" Neville squealed.

"Neville. Just, no." Harry sighed.

"Sorry, everyone else got to do it, and and…" Neville replied slowly.

"Right. Um bye." Harry ran away.

Harry arrived at the dinner table and ate. And ate. And ate. So he got fat. Really fat. So he now wobbled around. He went back to the common room.

When he got to the Fat Lady he said the new password (don't-go-in-this-common-room-because-an-evil-fiend-is-in-there).

A/N: Ha! Um… not really sure where it's going… ideas would be nice (hint hint) Review! Oh and I know Holiday Inn is muggle, but yeah. Sorry…