A/N: ahem… I know I haven't been the most responsible at updating… but please don't kill me!
Disclaimer: I only own Harry Potter in my own little world… (It's a nice place you should visit it sometime… it has shiny things and chubby bunnies & rainbows!)
CHAPPIE 4!
Harry said the password to the fat lady and entered. When he wobbled in, he saw Sirius.
"Sirius!" Harry squealed throwing his arms around Sirius, who was then knocked to the floor.
"Yo homey! Watch out for the bling!" Sirius scolded. "What is up with all this extra lard?"
"Um…" Harry began.
"Yo never mind… Check out da grillz yo!" Sirius yelled flashing his 'Grillz'
Harry (being blinded by the 'grillz') stumbled backwards (with his lard fumbling around) and fell right out the window.
Sirius screamed and ran out of the common room, his bling jingling as he ran. When he finally reached the outside world, He realized something horrible: Harry was bouncing away with the wind!
Sirius sat there for a while. His thoughts were blamimg him. ' Hey foo' why'd ya do dat? Dat ain't coo' The thoughts tormented him.
"Sirius?" A voice behind him whispered.
"What up?" Sirius responded.
"What happened?" Ginny asked, knowing something was wrong.
So Sirius explained about the lard, the grillz, the window, and the amazing bouncing Harry.
Ginny was hurt. Obviously. But deep down she was thinking 'pfft what a tub of lard' Ginny then started crying.
Sirius heard her and soothingly grabbed her knee.
"If you love him, let him go." He explained caressing the knee.
"Yippee skippee I feel better now!" Ginny yelled to no one, really. She then got over Harry in a second and ran up to the common room finding Neville and gave him a passionate kiss.
She then turned to the camera and said "What can I say? Lard turns me on." She continued the kiss as the screen went blank.
The end!
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