Well, the Disclaimer goes here for some reason and will not be repeated for the rest of us. The following is a work of parody, I own my thoughts and my story and if I want to create lame characters that you never heard of they're mine to abuse as I please. However, Sonic and the gang belong to Archie, Fleetway, Fox, DIC, Disney, maybe Warner Brothers, their sister Contessa Dorita Juanita Macadamia-uh Dot Warner, and most definitely Service games.

Tails Accidental, What?.

by GabrielsThoughts

"SONIC, where's the channel clicker?" Miles asked, it took him a moment to realize he was alone. Sonic had recently moved in with Sally, and Cream was with Amy for a sleepover. While he was covered in oil, and transmission fluid from the modifications he made to his plane. He hadn't bothered to bathe and was laying on the ragged sofa with a set of goggles he had forgotten to take off. He reached into one of the cushions and pulled out the remote, He readjusted his body flopped onto his side in the big comfy. Silently he wondered what time was it? Miles stole a quick glance at the clock on the wall. " It's only 7 o' clock!" he sighed, maybe he should crash at Amy's, make it a pajama party. "yeah right!" he mumbled to himself .

Turning these thoughts aside he hit the power switch, he didn't get many channels. They could only get stations which Zonic said would not contaminate our anthropology , meaning we could only get stations from any dimensions other than Mobius which Sonic had visited. Mostly Stations from earth. Miles whom Sonic often called Tails sighed as the T.V. hissed to life. " Imagine if you will a realm not of sight or sound but of mind where click you're the same Person, but Click are you bored with your click lame existence click Everyone's heard of Alpha male, well we're going to tell you about the Beta male click" Miles turned the power off and scratched his ear.

Tails decided to take a nice hot shower, as that was about the most interesting thing he could think to do of at the moment. something he would regret in the morning, but who cares. After several moments Getting a towel taking off his goggles and setting them on the sink, Tails got the shower running got sopping wet and... where was the shampoo? Miles knew shampoo alone wouldn't get all the oils and transmission fluid out of his fur, but it war a far cry better than nothing. his hair was in his eyes making it difficult to see. As he opened the curtain reached for the first item in the hutch over his toilet, and was fortunate enough to snag an average looking bottle of shampoo on the first try.

Elsewhere Amy in her typical haphazard way was looking all over the house for "Where is it? I know I have it here somewhere. "

"Ms. Amy what are you doing?" Cream asked in her saccharin tone. as Amy lifted the ottoman in order to ensure her search wasn't in vain.

"Cream, I thought I told you not to call me miss." Amy looked at the perplexed rabbit.

"sorry"--Cream

"That's ok, want to help me lift the couch?" Amy asked knowing the answer would be a polite No.

"Amy what are you looking for?"

"Oh, I was going to surprise Sonic by changing the color of my hair form passion pink to hot pink." Amy was now opening and closing drawers in the adjoining kitchen.

"Do you know where you last saw it ?"The ever polite Rabbit asked in an attempt to help. Knowing full well that two sets of eyes were better than one.

"Sure" Amy then stood and ticked her fingers "I went to the corner store, than I stopped by Sonic's where I was informed by Tails that my pure and gentle Sonic moved in with the Princess" Amy gritted her teeth and balled her right hand into a fist. She immediately smiled and then started thinking about how Princess Sally called her a violent stalker, Amy then thought of several obscenities that would hurt Creams virgin ears "and then I came home."

"Did you do anything else?" Cream asked.

"I asked Tails if I could use his bathroom and that was it." Amy finished when a resounding scream of shock and terror filled knothole. It was Coming from a hut known very well to the community at large . . "Oh Dear." Amy thought aloud as she brought her face into her palm.

Back at Sonic and Tails Bachelor pad...

"ok I can handle this, I'm pink, what are my options?" Miles moment of panic subsided. He was however talking aloud, indicating a problem that needed to be dealt with NOW! He didn't know what the hell was going on. "maybe its like Kool-aid and it'll wash off. yea that's it!" Tails was about to step back into the shower when he heard a knock on the front door, followed by someone trying to get in. his eyes widened in terror.

"Tails? you Ok?" a familiar voice called ou

"sht!" Tails whispered before calling "Just a Second!" He ran to the bathroom door and peeked out into the hallway .The corner of his eye caught Sonic walking up the stairs. "sht, sht, sht" Tails pulled back almost immediately and leaning his back against the door causing it to snap shut. he immediately turned around and flipped the lock "Sonic, Is that you?"

"Yea little guy, what's up?" Sonic Questioned, something seemed a tad bit off from Tails usual behavior.

"What do you want Sonic?"--Miles

"What do you mean what do I want, half of knothole heard you screaming like little girl." -- Sonic

"Oh, well there was this uh, this uh, Spider, and uh, well yea that's the, the truth honest." Tails stuttered his answer, it was then Sonic knew something was up Miles only stuttered when he was lying about something.

"Tails you better let me in. If something's wrong- " Sonic started.

"There's nothing wrong Sonic, Just GO AWAY!" Miles snipped.

"Jeez, bite a guy's head off why don't you. What happened Tails your testicles drop?" the snide remark didn't however exactly help the situation, but Sonic was fishing for information anyway.

"Yea Sonic, that's exactly what happened NOW GO AWAY!" Miles voice dripped with venom. the currently pink two tailed fox really didn't like the direction this conversation was headed.

"really, well you know it's perfectly natural for that to happen tails, when I was your age I didn't leave the bathroom for hours." Sonic's attitude pulled a reverse.

"Huh?" Miles had no idea what Sonic was talking about, and something told him he didn't want to know what Sonic was talking about. Something told him it was WRONG on so many levels.

"Yeah I had this picture of Bunnie and-"Sonic was saying before being stopped.

"Sonic stop, I don't think you understand." Miles was beet red at the very idea, Unfortunately Sonic didn't let up.

" Of course I understand, I was hammering at that picture for-."

".. Sonic?" It was too late, Tails had already engrained the image into his mind. One thing was certain weather or not Sonic left that moment. Tails would have nightmares for weeks to come.

"Yeah little Bro?" Sonic stopped his suggestive tale of cough youth.

"please go away, just go away, So we can pretend this conversation never happened" Miles shuddered in fear and embarrassment.

"Ok, but if it lasts more than four hours you need to seek medical attention."

"GET OUT!" Miles screamed before covering his ears. Ten minutes later, it was official Miles was going to need a therapist, a good one, when he grew up. Anyone Other than Sonic would have been better at explaining the facts of life, Antoine, Rotor, Miles was on the verge of throwing up. Tails waited for Sonic to leave before creeping out of the bathroom, and skulking to the telephone in his bedroom. after dialing several digits "Amy pick Up the phone! You evil HOE!"

At Amy's place Cream picked up the phone "Hi Tails!"

"Hey Cream is Amy there?" Miles asked while gritting his teeth.

"why did you refer to miss Amy as a garden tool?"

"Cream, why don't you ask Amy, better yet why don't you give her the phone so I can tell her what it means. That way you know what I know."

"Amy says she can't come to the phone, because your negative vibes are messing with her hair. " Cream stated.

"Really, can you give her a message for me?" Miles asked

Of course, how do you spell that? 'G-O-I-N-G T-O K-I-L-L Y-O-U!' ok got it Tails I'll show this to Amy right away-"

"Forget it Cream" Amy said as she picked up the phone on the other line. "What do you want Miles?"

"Gee, I don't know? Do you know how a bottle of passion pink shampoo wound up in my Bathroom. I know it isn't aunt sally's because She hasn't been pink since I was eight!"

"Tails I know you're angry, but I just don't know why you're angry."

"Oh don't you try any of that Girl Psychology on me, I just spent the last fifteen minutes listening to Sonic drone on about how I was going to grow more fur in some places I didn't know was possible. Speaking of which you wouldn't by any chance know how to change my fur back to normal would you?"

"Now why would I do that?"

"oh, I don't know maybe because You are indirectly responsible. You know Relatively speaking.".

To be continued...only with a review.

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