Chapter 4 Mr.Pink

By GabrielsThoughts

The murky, muggy and , marginally scary place out side of knothole was home to all sorts of evil beings. The plushiest of these evil beings has come to a spooky looking shack. I say spooky looking only because that's how the force of evil that struck fear into the hearts of butterflies perceived it. However, this place was it was far from menacing in any way. Unless you count its occupants which consisted of Shadow, Rouge and a deactivated robot. Which had broken down in the front yard, and was in serious need of an overhaul. If one wasn't familiar with the occupants you could simply look over the front door where the words TeAm DoRk or something similar was scratched into the wooden overhang welcoming visitors.

Cream rushed to the door and started banging and didn't stop even when the door opened. "What do you want cream?" Rouge asked. She was wearing frumpy looking pajamas and didn't look all that thrilled at the prospect of waking up this early in the eve.

" WHAAAAAAA! I'm evil."

"Okay?" to Rouge hearing Cream say she was evil was a lot like Knuckles telling her he was naturally blonde. "and how did you come to this conclusion?"

"Well earlier today I was with aunt Bunnie in the kitchen and I, well I let out a fluffy and blamed it on Cheese. Then I um, I um I told aunt Sally she looked fine, but she Really had a piece of toilet paper stuck to her Tail. Then I killed an hour or two playing Celebrity Deatmatch , and then, and then , I wished Tails was a girl cause then he wouldn't give me cooties, I went over to Amy's where I found out Tails was pink, but not a girl. So after watching Power Puff Girls I was upset that no one was paying attention to me. So I willed Amy and Tails out of existence."

"Pardon?"

"I'm so evil!" Cream cried as she had clamped onto Rouge in a big bear hug. The little bunny squeezed her eyes tight as a drum as the tears streamed down her face. "I want my mommy!"

Elsewhere...

Tails and Amy were currently being held their will by the superior beings from another world, a strange place that somehow managed to adapt without the ability to write or speak ... Apparently they've mastered the ability to communicate in a superior form of telepathy. Telepathy that requires oxygen to be expelled from their lungs over vocal chords, which then transmit the thoughts of ones self through the air waves. Amy found this explanation rather vague and ambiguous. And thought it soundly in a series of sneezes.

"Puppy farts! Our telepathy is superior to your primitive form of Communication. " Trixie was outraged.

"Why did she Just say that Amy?" Tails whispered.

"O.o I don't know. "Amy sniffled

"This is stupid, lets just leave." Tails spoke softly.

"Leave we can't leave, we don't know where we are!" Amy answered with her indoor voice.

"According to Sonic Nicole said we're in an abandoned psychiatric ward in downtown Robotropolis. The government used to send geniuses here when they cracked. before robotnick took over." Tails explained.

"I see, Is it me or does Nicole seem a bit like a shameless plot device?" Amy asked

"Hey whatever works." Tails responded. thoughts of escape were foiled when A Sherman tank crashed through the wall.

"A Sherman tank?" Amy stuttered, whilst Tails was sufficiently impressed enough to wet himself. The lid of the tank opened to reveal Cream, with what looked like a cross between a Giant tuning fork and Amy's Piko Piko hammer. Judging form the sailor outfit with the purple skirt that seemed to fly on an invisible gust of wind she must have been over at Rouges.

"Bwah hah hahahahah! I am Ebil super soldier Sailor Cream form the dimension I forgot I serve the great and powerful Omachao 90 Prepare to be dispatched." The Evil hare then posed in a ridiculous fashion.

"Cream!" was pretty much the reaction of excitement across the board.

"Who are you citizen?" Cream asked of the pinkish two tailed fox that looked familiar, but she couldn't place his face. He appeared to be wearing a black hoodie and Sneakers.

"who do you think!" Tails responded in a curt tone.

"But, but that means I'm not evil" Cream dropped the Silence hammer to the ground with a Thud.

"So?"--Amy

"That means I just destroyed a random building for no reason."--Cream

However the real threat would soon make itself known, a creature out of sight made its way to dispatch the the pink fuzz ball of knothole a Deviant creature known as Sam was about to make an apperance.

to be continued... pending a review.

A.n. I will not chance the name of this Fanfic evin if it does suck, why? because no one else is pink and I like it.