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Chapter 5

by GabrielsThoughts

Miles woke up when Amy threw a bucket of water on him, he was still covered in miracle whip and had apparently taken a catnap during the fifteen minutes he was he was sitting in the Shower. He'd have rubbed the sleep from his eyes if it wasn't for the fact he was sopping wet and covered in mayonnaise dressing. "It was just a nightmare. Oh thank God." though for some reason Tails didn't know why he would want to have a nightmare involving Amy, but then again it was a nightmare.

"How can you sleep like that, You're disgusting !" Amy had a disgusted look on her face

"Well it wasn't exactly planned Amy" Tails adjusted himself into a standing position.

"Here" Amy said as she gave Miles a 2 liter bottle of club soda.

"What's this for?" Miles asked inquisitively.

"I figured if it works for Grape Juice it would work for this, but clean the mayonnaise off first." Amy requested.

Miles took one glance at the shower console and realized Amy had at least 20 different brands of shampoo "Which one do I use?"

"For this I'd recommend the one with tea tree oil or the Aloe Vera"

"which one is that?"

"Aussie, Pantene color enhancer, or the botanical blend."

"..."Miles figured he'd better just take the shower and forget this conversation took place. After taking the shower and drinking the 2 liter bottle of the warm club soda, Miles didn't appear any closer to returning to his original color. In fact ingesting the Club soda had made him turn a little green at the gills. Tails calmly walked down stairs was about to chew out Amy for being the 'ditz' that she is. Spent more time fighting back the urge to vomit. one look at the pained expression on his face and you could see wasn't in any mood to do any verbal sparring.

"Tails are you ok?" Amy asked of Miles who looked like he was going to spew forth a string of unpleasant expletives. She was surprised however when Tails threw up all over her new dress, before running to the kitchen and throwing up again in the sink.

later...

"You aren't supposed to drink it Jackass!" Amy Ranted on about the loss of her new dress. Both her and tails were sitting on her sofa. Amy was wearing a T-shirt with Sonic's picture on the front of it.

"Hey you didn't tell me that, I was under the Auspition that Club soda was for drinking not rinsing!" Tails was condescending in his response but it wasn't any worse than how Amy was reacting. Cream had been sent to the corner store to get Some more club soda and a new toothbrush , since miles had used Amy's in an effort to get the bile out of his mouth. Finally, Cream was to pick up a bottle of Red dye in case the Soda didn't work out . The dye was for the dress not Tails

While the two pink protagonists fumed, Cream with cheese in tow just arrived at the corner store to find that it had been closed. Cream was at a loss for what to do. Amy had her not to return until she picked up the items on the list. The polite thing to do would be to call Amy and tell her that store was closed. Since Tails house was closer she could go there she did have the key after all.

To be continued... Tune in later to find what horrors await Cream and Cheese in The bachelor pad.