YAY! Here they are, X-Men songs! Parodies on tunes most people know! Some have little intros…to explain what's going on…
The first few songs will be by my friend because she sent me a ton of them, and I haven't had much of a chance to write some, and I have her permission to post them. Anyways…
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men or this song from Chicago sung by Billy Flynn (is that how it's spelled?)
All I Care About - Chicago The Musical
Fan girls:
We
want Remy
Where is Remy?
Give us Remy
We want
Remy
R. e.m.y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
'cause here he is.
Leah:
Ladies
and Gentlemen presenting the Cajun thief of the X-men,
the one the only Remy LeBeau!
Remy:
I don't care about
expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings
Don't mean a
thing
All I care bout is love
Fan girls:
That's
what he's here for
Remy: that's what I'm here for
Remy:
I don't
care for wearin' silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't
mean a thing
All I care bout is love
Fan girls:
all he
cares about is love
Remy:
Gimme
two eyes of blue
Softly saying "I need you" ( Fan
girls: I need you)
Let me see her standin' there
And honest
mister, I'm a millionaire
I don't care for any fine attire
Vanderbuilt might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about
is love...
Remy:
All he cares about is love.
Remy:(whistles)
(girls
hum..)
Remy: (spoken.) maybe you think I'm talking
about physical love. well, I'm not. not just physical love. there's
other kinds of love. like love of...justice. love of... legal
procedure. love of lending a hand to someone who really needs you.
love of your fellow man. those kinds of love are what I'm talkin'
about. and physical love ain't so bad either.
(sung.)
It may
sound odd
But all I care about is love
Fan girls.
That's
what he's here for
Remy: (boo boo chorus
to:)
Honest to god
All I care about is love
Fan girls.
All he cares about is love
Remy:
Show me
long brown hair
Flowin' down, about to there
And when I
see her flyin' free
Keep your money, that's enough for me
I don't care for driven' Packard cars
Or smoking long,
buck cigars
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Doin' the
guy in
Who's pickin' on you
Twistin' the wrist
That's
turnin' the screw
All.
All I (he) care(s) about is
love!