Chapter 8
By GabrielsThoughts
"FINE I PRESSED THE CIRCLE BUTTON! NOTHING HAPPENED!" Miles, who was now in Amy's Body, yelled at the annoying redesigned method of Torture. A small Rat like creature zoomed over to his...her (Amy pronoun) and hugged onto her leg . Then it did something that made her want to kill the stupid little thing. It Spoke.
"Hi I'm Omchao, Press the circle or action button to call me when ever you need help" Apparently what She thought was the Omochao was an Omchao ...wait reverse that. Apparently the beast resembled a Raichu on dope. A vile looking rat the size of Cheese with bat like ears and a lightning bolt at the end of a corded tail.
"If you want to save your progress or quit at anytime press the (X) button when I appear and I'll be happy to oblige!" Omchao cried excitedly.
Miles who was in Amy's body smiled as her left eye twitched. she summoned a Hammer. Not the Piko Piko hammer. A bigger one, this hammer was four times the size of her body mass. She brought the hammer down with the G-force of a sledgehammer and smashed the little -place string of cursing here. "That's no way to treat a friend!" the Omchao cried as Miles pressed the (X) button.
Outside the PS9 game sphere...
"This isn't happening, This isn't happening, I'm going to wake up and when I do I'm going to forget this ever happened." a pink fox was in the fetal position on the floor rocking back and fourth. the PS9 glowed eerily before shooting out a stream of light and what appeared to be a pissed hedgehog appeared, and she was most definitely not Sonic.
"Amy?" Miles the hedgehog asked...uh Tails? as she ran over to the frightened two tailed fox
"Are you me?" The confused kitsune Amy asked.
"I think I'm me, not you, but you're me and I'm you . Does that make any sense?" Miles asked Amy.
"I guess it makes sense. Crazy, sure, impossible, definitely but- "Amy and tails conversation was interrupted when Knuckles burst through the door.
"Never fear Help is here!" he took one look at Tails the pink wonder and collapsed on the ground, and started laughing like an idiot. "OMG! He's Pink Muwah ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha! That's the funniest thing I ever seen!"
"Quit laughing at me!" the hedgehog steamed as she balled her hands up into fists.
"I'm Sorry (hah ha ha ha hah) I can't help it Amy, Tails is just so darn Cute like that!" tails chuckled.
"Are you calling me a girl?" the pink hedgehog failed to connect that Knuckles was laughing at Tails not 'her'.
"You're a guy?" Knuckles immediately donned a shocked expression. He was so shocked in fact he had stopped laughing and was behaving like a deer caught in the headlights of a 18 wheeler
"DIE!" Miles cried out as she borrowed Amy's Piko Piko hammer and swung at Knuckles who snapped out of it long enough before the pink angel of death dealt him a blow to the head.
"Are you on the rag or something?"--Knuckles
"COME BACK HERE!" The pink hedgehog yelled as she cased him into the night with a red skirt and a sonic T-shirt.
"HELP ME, SHE'S GOT A WEINER! SHE'S GOT A WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEINR!" Knuckles was Screaming like an idiot as he ran through the streets of Knothole. Meanwhile the gears in Miles brain started tuning, after chasing knuckles about a block. It occurred to her that she was Amy or at the very least in Amy's body .There was no sugarcoating that turd, still for some reason she felt the need to 'KiLL' Knuckles...or at least beat him to a bloody pulp. Ok maybe slap him upside the head a bit... ok at this point if she caught up to Knuckles she probably wouldn't do anything. The whole "DIE!" scenario had devolved into a game of catch me if you can. Besides the hammer was starting to get heavy
"Oh, Knuckles!" Miles normally Tenor voice came out as a Sing song Soprano. "Where are you?" She snooped around in the bushes for some reason she thought she heard heavy breathing.
Assuming it was Knuckles Miles jumped through the bushes Yelling "Aha I caught ... SONIC!"
"GO AWAY AMY!" Sonic yelled as he threw Sally's vest at her apparently he an Aunt Sally were #cough# . Ok, so anyway, there was this one time at band camp and it pretty much went like this.
"Oh GOD! I'm blind!" Miles shouted hoping it would come true, as she ran off and decided to double back to Square one. Which would involve Miles sleeping it of in the safety and security of her home and when she woke up. It will all have been a terrible, horrible, Graphic, dysfunctional Nightmare. Amy could go to hell, as far as Miles was concerned this entire mess was her fault. why the hell did he kiss her anyway?
There was only on problem, besides the fact it wasn't a dream. 'KNUCKLES MUST DIE!' She thought to herself. Knuckles was a slob. Cream had fallen asleep on the couch. In the process cleaning up the mess that KnuX created during the twenty or so minutes he had been there. I mean, he created a mess bigger than 3 Sonic combined. Even Antoine knew that Sonic's sleepwalking had accounted for most of the damage.
Miles was too tired to deal with Reality right now so she flopped onto the couch next to Cream. She woke up about an hour later when Cream snuggled up to her for warmth. Miles stared at the wall for what seemed like forever before she was dragged into slumber land kicking and screaming .Miles hoped that when she awoke everything would be back to normal.
Amy now Tails had fallen asleep also, curled into the corner of his pink bed surrounded but the Plusshie's of Sonic , and herself. and was hoping for a similar outcome when she woke up. Everything would be back to normal or close to it. How unfortunate close' only counts in horseshoes.
To be continued...
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